Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026There’s no god damn way they remember what it was like there 000
Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The only thing worse than being berated by a partner for not including two spaces after every period is being berated by an ai version of that partner because they’re too stupid and lazy to come down to your office and do it in person 110
Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I believe I am what the kids call a basic bitch 010
Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In my defense I don’t get to use this if I don’t get spam texts 030
Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring 010
Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Legit jumped out of my seat when it cut to this freak 140
Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Can I say something without everyone getting mad? 1300
Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When I look at my weather app and the high for today is in the low 90s 010
Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They don’t let me eat at No. 1 China Buffet anymore because I told them I’m not jealously guarding the crab Rangoon I’m doing means tested distribution. 1323
![Warner Brothers animator Chuck Jones described the reason "Acme" was used in cartoons at the time:
Since we had to search out our own entertainment, we devised our own fairy stories. If you wanted a bow and arrow you got a stick. If you wanted to conduct an orchestra you got a stick. If you wanted a duel you used a stick. You couldn't go and buy one; that's where the term Acme came from. Whenever we played a game where we had a grocery store or something we called it the ACME corporation.
Why? Because in the yellow pages if you looked, say, under drugstores, you'd find the first one would be Acme Drugs. Why? Because
"AC" was about as high as you could go; it means the best; the superlative. 8]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m3ts7xljcc5smscwq6mswier/bafkreih4lm2nu7zc54deqvcpchxfft77nuprdxh4e6wzb2wjl7lsfewmkm)
![On November 17, 2011, Rovell sent a tweet to his followers on Twitter, asking them to come forward with stories about how their businesses were losing money
during the 2011 NBA lockout. A high school senior named "Tim," annoyed with Rovell's behavior at the time, created a fake name and email account, telling Rovell online that he owned an escort service in New York frequented by NBA players, which was losing 30% of its business. 8! Rovell failed to verify the authenticity, and ran the story in a CNBC column. "Tim" came forward with the story months later to the website Deadspin, because, he said, "he's just such a [expletive] on twitter all the time [I] just got fed up." Deadspin made Rovell aware of his mistake. On the same day, Rovell released an apology on CNBC saying,
"there will always be people out there who want their 15 minutes of fame and not really care how they get there." [9]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m3ts7xljcc5smscwq6mswier/bafkreihqhjb3n22b5xct3bjx45gmqthzdov4nume6yhu7efqbzztrvzlgi)
