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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM

@simplyjack.bsky.social
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Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 9h
Did he tinker or tailor
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 18h
You’re laughing. Richard hanania just had the barrel of his own rifle tied into a bow and you’re laughing
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 18h
Tim Conway 30 rock
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 18h
No. NO!
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 21h
And now you’re embarrassed because you’ve never seen an ikea küm vvippin before
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 21h
Someone doesn’t go to nearly enough orgies
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 21h
I have exactly one
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 21h
Post a meme made by you
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the unfathomable depravity of the internet
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This firm is going to yes and itself right into a massive sanction
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only thing worse than being berated by a partner for not including two spaces after every period is being berated by an ai version of that partner because they’re too stupid and lazy to come down to your office and do it in person
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Vorys was featured on 60 Minutes, and our Al personas got their moment in the spotlight.
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s what the mute son is for
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s also easily treatable with antibiotics
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mars attacks
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The lesson here is that all economists are hacks
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026
The AI cops coming to arrest for bad posting
The fat motorcycle twins
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well now lam not doing it
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my god it’s dril but not a bit
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators for those with eyes to see
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Golf Clap
Alt: Golf Clap
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I refuse to believe this isn’t a bit for the rehearsal season 3
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Do It
Alt: Do It
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Homie what a set you from
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk I left because everyone I followed came over here and all that was left was a bunch of Nazis. Like sure the Chapo boys or whatever still over there but that isn’t enough to justify exposing yourself to all that.
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars the rise of my wanker
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star wars the last hung guy
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars the cock awakens
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars revenge of the dick
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars attack of the bones
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars the flacid menace
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars return of the boner
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars the empire hits that
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Star Wars a new bone
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is excellent posting idk what you’re talking about
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ew really?
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What are you talking about? He knows exactly how to kiss himself on the lips
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson • Dec 1
In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Just an FYI: In a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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For Narcissists Only: Laws of reflection require that if you kiss yourself in a mirror, it will always be on the lips.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @n...
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Another thought to disturb restful slumber, especially if you are vain: in a mirror you can kiss yourself only on the lips.
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Black Betty
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah constantly. I’m in intensive therapy for it.
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah why shouldn’t you let him rummage around in your pocket?
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need a truth and reconciliation commission for the butthole cut
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s called toaster oven therapy
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I was in college it was well understood that were hostile to other men and flat out dangerous for women. Attempts to rein them in have failed repeatedly. IMO there’s no reason to keep them around.
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will fucking cry
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look man. I had to auto draft this year and I got 2 shit tier running backs and 6 receivers.
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They are
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe I am what the kids call a basic bitch
Zohran mamdani
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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oof baboof
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