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Simon McArthur

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I like making things, including mistakes. Tangata Tiriti.

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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I misread bacony as balcony, and both sound quite pleasant.
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Terry Baucher @trabaq.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dark. But I laughed.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Very common. We were just in Venice where they collect 4 euros city tax per person per night. Going to Berlin tomorrow, where the city tax is 7.5% of the pre-VAT accommodation cost.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Last day in Munich today after a few months based here. In the last few weeks we have also visited Vienna, South Tyrol, Croatia, and Venice. Headed to Berlin tomorrow, then Scotland. It's been all go, and quite tiring, but what a treat to be able to see and do so much.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The French call them 'Amuse-pantalons'
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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tristam @tristam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chlöe Swarbrick gives an almighty summation of the current governing coalition’s record. Her speech, given as parliament closes for the election, also outlines why the @greens.org.nz need to lead the next government… the video is well worth your time. #nzpol
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 24/09/2026
oh, i love this
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's been a week and a half since I took this photo and it's almost, almost, out of my system.
Photo of a sign in Garmisch-Partenkirchen showing the direction to the nearby Wankbahn.
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Torrent of crap coming out of Jordan's mouth this morning on Q&A. I should not have started fact-checking, but here we go. Claim 1: The old '2nd largest fiscal response'. Jordan is referring to an IMF report, which was adopted conveniently as gospel by NZ Treasury. Friends, it was bad. [🧵 1/n]
'We had the second largest response to Covid in terms of a proportion of our economy... increased Government spending.'
Jordan Williams Q&A 20 Sep 26
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
O'zapft is!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hello, London.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
A concrete bollard painted to look like Marge Simpson.
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Jennifer Alice @jenniferalice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pitch: someone makes a new music video of 500 miles reframing it as the story of a trans man and the lengths he'll go to in his quest to be who he is... 'when I wake up, I know I'm gonna be the MAN who wakes up next to you'
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
trampoline sounds like something you'd use to clean a trampoline
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I read this as 'genius Boy George' and was momentarily bewildered.
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KidOf60sTeens; The right wing is not your ally. @kidof60steens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Share this with all those peeps who think the previous government wrecked the economy..... #NZPol #Kikorangi www.davidslack.net/borrow-story...
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Trainwreck debt quiz
Christopher Luxon is forever talking about the colossal economic train wreck the last government left and this gets repeated as certain fact. But what are the actual numbers?
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're all dead, Dave.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026
robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hornets are fucking massive.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Give a big joyful "SPAAAAAAAYSSSSS" for our boy today.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
titties at half mast, everyone
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Visited a research nuclear reactor today...which was nice.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I would like to hear what it is.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 15/08/2026
And what a performance
Clark and Superman
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We get these from time to time in NZ. Not sure about Apple but on Android there is a Wireless Emergency Alerts section under settings, and under that an alert history. But it's not intuitive at all.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you enjoyed this eclipse, you should pop the date of the next one in your colander.
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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Daughter’s heart pinhole camera 🖤#eclipse
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Partial eclipse in Munich with the homemade pinhole camera. Not the best image but fun to try!
Blurry inverted image of partial solar eclipse through the pinhole camera.Pinhole camera setupHomemade pinhole camera
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026
DM: No, you can't seduce the gelatinous cube.
Bard: Because it has no brain?
DM: No, because cubes are platonic solids.
Bard: 
[Two stills of Basil from "The Great Mouse Detective" glaring in annoyed disbelief.]
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Whey” www.instagram.com/louiscollene...
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He did not like having been called out politely by a woman. A triple-whammy of arrogance, sexism, mansplaining, and general entitlement.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A few seconds later he turned around again and said to her 'Next time you should really say 'Excuse me' rather than 'Hello'. He continued to not really move out of the way. This was all in German btw. I came really close to going to stand directly in front of him, just to see what he would do.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Witnessed a quite astonishing display of male arrogance in Munich's Egyptian Museum this afternoon. A woman was seated on a bench, reading the display in front of her. A man walked up and stood directly in front of her. She politely said 'Um...hello?'. He glanced around and stepped slightly aside.
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🎶 don't know much about tautology, don't know much about tautology 🎶
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Who you gonna call?
A tour bus in Edinburgh with branding on the side that reads GHOST BUS TOURS
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designgeekatl.bsky.social @designgeekatl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Alice Dalton Brown (American b.1939), Summer Breeze, 1995, Oil on linen, 50 in. x 70.25 in
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Honestly I saw this on tiktok and lost my mind. His delivery. He SELLS this
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still love this one... 😄
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
imagine going on Gladiators, being about to do a strength challenge... ...and Tom fucking Stoltman walks out (Absolutely made up for Stoltman though. Open and frank about his autism. S-Tier supportive of kids at strongman live events. Now on one of his self-confessed favourite shows. Lovely stuff)
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Three-time World's Strongest Man Tom Stoltman joins BBC’s Gladiators for Series 4
Hailing from Invergordon in the Scottish Highlands, Tom is one of the UK’s most celebrated strength athletes
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I often think about that door handle which looks like Kenneth Williams.
A rusty door handle which has an uncanny resemblance to Kenneth Williams' "shocked face with pursed lips".
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill. Damn.
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Simon McArthur @simonmcarthur.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyone I know in Edinburgh these days?
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