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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems like everyone is trying a run at the Greens leadership. Could be chaos. SHY and Faruqi are perhaps the least likely I reckon, my money’s on Shoebridge
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a storied career. 2 years from now we’re gonna see a headline like “Mike Baird resigns in disgrace from Movember board”
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stopped by the Arts Centre to support the staff there who are all on strike tonight. Great to see arts workers using their power, strong support from the public walking past, and collaboration between unions to make this happen. What a bunch of legends.
A crowd of people rallying outside the Melbourne Arts Centre, peppered with union flags and signs. They’re all cool and hot
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why doesn’t cereal come in chip bags? How come cheerios get a big fancy box when burger rings don’t
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RanTLaw @rantlaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The interactions on 'reasoning' are particularly illuminating. The general gist is that someone in the humanities or similar notes that LLMs do not reason and give an explanation. LLM zealot (usually a coder) then responds with something like, 'well it looks like reasoning, so it is.'
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
starting to think bluesky is in the pocket of big fraction
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pains me to say it but Taylor is right about this and cutting the excuse to 2010 levels is the only sane approach to this issue. It will also never happen
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you only learned of Secret Harbour, WA, because of the recent by-election, here’s the secret: there is no harbour. There isn’t even a bay. There’s barely a curve
Map of the coastline of secret harbour, which slopes gently from NNE at best to south
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You aren’t supposed to be able to see the resources minister unless you have coal in your heart. The Dark Chris Bowen is not for you
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Kevin Bonham @kevinbonham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One Nation (July): Hey let's joke about rounding up political opponents and moving them somewhere else! Sook Nation (August): People saying we're dangerous are using rhetoric that is inciting violence against us!
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock saying "It's an AI-generated movie about Bitcoin starring Gal Gadot. I play Bit Coin, a beautiful young 'Blocked Chain' with a troubled past."
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This kind of implies beating Braybrook teens with a baton is simply regular policing duties, which it kind of seems to be
Victoria Police said the force had been notified of the charges on Monday, and that the member has been transferred to other duties.
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I see the Herald Sun is suddenly concerned about the integrity of competition in NPLW Victoria
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unintentionally recreated a two ronnies sketch this weekend when a bloke came into the tool library asking to borrow hose and I thought he meant hoes
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ripping photo of the new UK PM and new Everton signing Holly McNamara celebrating the men’s side scoring in their opening winner against Crystal Palace
UK PM Andy Burnham cheers with both arms outstretched, Holly McNamara just behind him clapping and grinning
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Jeremy Poxon @jeremypoxon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
advocates really, really, really need to give up on this idea that the ALP will awaken from their 40 year neoliberal slumber, and become Whitlamists again, if we say the right magic words archive.is/PQKO8
their stories. All of them, like all of us, are living through time: being affected by what the government does, experiencing the consequences that cascade through a life. On housing and incomes, Albanese Labor has begun to challenge inequality. In four years, though, it has increased the JobSeeker payment permanently in real terms just once.
Goldie points me to the actions taken by Whitlam, Hawke and Keating on unemployment payments. She wants, she says, “to remind Labor of who they used to be”. For politicians, too, time passes, defines them – and is gone.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Apartment rents now cost more than half a typical single worker’s take-home pay in all Australian capital cities, report finds www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Apartment rents now cost more than half a typical single worker’s take-home pay in all Australian capital cities, report finds
Advocacy group warns of widespread housing stress as rents rise
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angry-goddess.bsky.social @angry-goddess.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Keeping it classy, I expect nothing less from Channel 7 than attacking the victim 😡
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Monika Merkes PhD Ⓥ @monikamerkes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Jewish Council asks us to sign their submission: "We the undersigned call on governments and institutions around the country to reject the IHRA definition of antisemitism." If you agree with this statement, please sign. #auspol www.jewishcouncil.com.au/2026/08/dont...
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Don’t let Israel define antisemitism
Israel’s defenders are pressuring Australian institutions and governments to adopt and enforce the IHRA working definition of antisemitism. Kenneth Stern, […]
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The possums around here are getting very bold
The front porch of a house at night, illuminated by the light above the door. The screen door is open and a ringtail possum is sitting on top of it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for doom, doom guy slayin demons in hell. Title says DOOMOLINGO in severe sharp mirrored symmetry doom font
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Robert Wilfort @robertwilfort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wow that is big
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Eat shit anti-vaxxers I’m about to become invincible
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not great
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In terms of revelations, Nick Kyrgios doing cocaine in Mallorca is on par with Kevin Rudd finding out he’d been taken to a strip club and immediately leaving
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
As I was going to sleep the cap came off the hot water bottle and I had to strip the sheets in a hurry. Felt like a practice run for pissing the bed
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/01/2025
easel-eisel on tumblr: "evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll""
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dumping Jacinta Allan and moving to the right was definitely worth a rise of… zero points
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cat names should evolve like avant-garde jazz. By the time of a cat's fifth birthday the name by which it is generally known should have zero resemblance to its original name.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Select all squares with traffic lights
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The goings-on at 1800 Lasagne have been an inner north open secret for years. There seems to be no crime this prick can’t bounce back from archive.md/2026.08.14-0...
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Guy in a Corinthian helmet pointing behind him, mouth agape, at a giant wooden horse as the thumbnail for a video entitled "FREE HORSE UNBOXING"
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clear the numbers off the microwave, you monster
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Very funny that Smit/Yemini got their fake parties registered just in time for Victoria to finally get rid of Group Ticket Voting, removing the mechanism they were going to use to funnel votes for Free Palestine etc into One Nation.
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Going to have another shot at developing an interest in the A-League Women this year instead of just watching foreign leagues at 2am. Bought a Victory membership because they play closest to where I live. At least they’re a bit too shit to be the bad guys anymore
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Delighted to see Cortnee Vine back in a league where she’ll play. Hope it goes well for her.
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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
unfortunately I like this policy
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If I was a young person being told that the best our economic system can ever offer me is working longer and longer hours to live with more and more roommates and eat worse and worse food, I might start getting this crazy idea that we need a new economic system.
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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Wow, gambling companies are offering free money, alcohol, cocaine, and access to sex workers to people just to make them gamble more? Good thing they're definitely not offering that and more to the people meant to regulate them, can you imagine how toothless the industry reforms would end up? Anyway
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Tom Studans @maximumwelfare.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Coalition made social security recipients exempt from the ordinary statutes of limitation on debt that apply to everyone else, it was a cornerstone of Robodebt. The Royal Commission recommended theses changes to the law be repealed, which would be simple. Labor have ignored this for >3 years.
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Why has no one told me that the Australian rugby Union coach is named Les Kiss?? @actualnames.bsky.social
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A couple of weeks ago I rode to Newburyport MA and saw this COVID memorial and realized this is the only one I have ever seen anywhere. And the fact that I nearly broke down seeing it is something I still think about.
For those who died and those who survived and all we list during the COVID-19 pandemic.
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fifa piss prize @silencewedge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jackson Irvine is leaving FC St Pauli to join Japanese side Cerezo Osaka. He was a good fit there and it made me like them both more so it’s sad to see him move on
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