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Any group of men that's unsafe for women is unsafe for men who deviate from the group definition of manhood, hth with your loneliness epidemic or whatever

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Eric Pazdziora @ericpazdziora.bsky.social · 21h

"Opera doesn't make money. Opera’s what you spend money *on*.” “But . . what do you get out of it?” “You get opera. You put money in, you see, and opera comes out,” said Salzella wearily. --Terry Pratchett, 'Maskerade'

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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 22h

BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 20h

Decided to increase my rates as a birthday gift to myself. Call me season 5 of the Wire the way the price of the brick going up

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Transmasc Agent Smith, laying on a deserted subway platform after just being climaxed inside of raw: "You're empty 😈" Transfem Neo, who downloaded 128gb of estradiol directly into her own posterior cortex and hasn't been able to produce ejaculate since: "So are you 😎"

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remember to stay hydrated, cuties: that's at least two (2) coffees for every time you take a leak

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

anything is a health food if you haven’t eaten in a long enough period of time

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The next Bond movie should be a remake of Goldeneye (1995) except this time the whole thing about Janus is that she transitioned and resents Bond for his treatment of women. Also, she wins at the end

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness ending with DIRECTED BY SAM RAIMI: "Oh. That makes sense now." One Battle After Another ending with DIRECTED BY PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON: "Oh. That makes sense now." The Punisher: One Last Kill ending with WRITTEN BY JON BERNTHAL: "Oh. That makes sense now."

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

hypothesis: flirting with single mums is as fun now as it was in my twenties reality: I am no longer in my twenties and subject to catch strays and existential damage from casual observations that if I'd had a child at the same point in life, they, also, would be an adult in their twenties right now

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melly 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇦🇺🐧 @melpemone.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

this is TREMENDOUS. Auslan is a national language and should be available by default, and all kids should be able to watch Bluey. And also I am wildly out of practice and going to watch all of these to brush up

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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

I made a comic about this guy a while back

Random Access Memories by J. F. Safeway, 3/29/2023, a comic illustrated in SuperPaint for black and white Macintoshes

You know that thing kids do where they'll just lie about any dumb thing for playground clout?

Cartoon child koala with a Garfield shirt and a lot of wavy dark hair, on swing: "ACKSHULLY my uncle works for Disney* and he sez in the next Aladding, the Genie DIES.**

Asterisks indicate that it is true my uncle worked for Disney, he did not tell me the Genie dies in Return of Jafar.

The weirdest version of this I encountered was the kid who clamed that bewigged-late night TV psychic Gary Spivey was his uncle.

A pig child berates that koala child and screams "IS TOO" while crying. There is also a caricature of Gary Spivey and his wig.

According to this kid, his Uncle Gary worked at the Ford dealership across the street from Wendy's during the day...

Pig kid: "...because OF COURSE he only has powers at night."

Pig Gary Spivey shows off a truck at Skyline Ford. He says, "let's getcha into one o these bad boys."

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah, I'll repaint your chapel ceiling (muttering) gonna paint a bunch of beautiful trans ladies with their dicks out on it, though

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

(Daft Punk "technologic" voice) tempus fugit

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Underrated thing of having boobs is when you slide under the bathwater up to your neck and they're the last things to submerge, with a *bloop*

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Underrated thing in horror movies etc is when they're all gathered around the safely restrained creature, admiring her lethality and wallowing in their hubris, then later the plot happens and you see them realise that means she's escaped containment. Flirting with me long distance works the same way

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 01/10/2026

It is my birthday!! If you are so inclined, please consider tossing some coins to your local abortion rights and access campaigners. They need it.

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wearing this but causing gender confusion because instead of acting like a leggy anime babe in it, I act like (and constantly quote) Stacker Pentecost from Pacific Rim but with natural D cups. Stacked Pentecost, if you will.

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The guy who once told me he views his gender as "not winning the reincarnation lottery this time around" is having a party and his friend who uses a masc nickname and once told me "I wish I'd been born a man" will be there, so basically, I and a plus one have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What do you get the woman who has everything and for whom every gift, from her legs to her looks, is also a curse that comes with a terrible price? I could use some ibuprofen, ran out this morning. Those big tins of International Roast are always a treat, too ☕

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

no, YOU'VE been overworking as a way to distract from your rapidly approaching birthday that worked so well you genuinely forgot about it until people started asking you for gift ideas and when the party is. Could an avoidant person do THIS? (presents labour output you'd expect of a 6 person team)

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

EVERY SINGLE MORNING BEFORE TAKING INVESTOR CALLS I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM PLAY ON A SCENE FROM HEAT. IT IS THE BIT WHERE MCCAULEY THREATENS VAN ZANT AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, MCCAULEY. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD.

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The world's most apologetic pharmacist just told me I can't get a covid vaccine until 12 months have passed since my last one, which will be a point reached early next week

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

good news for fans of This Type Of Thing: expect demand to surge in coming decades because between the data centres and the mass climate displacements, the future of chip fabrication is You Will Be Lucky If Your Hardware Is Capable Of Mode 7

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah, yes, Toledo, Ohio. "the Holy city"

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: 😌 Child in a trolley at the next self checkout: 😮 Me: 😌 Child: 😮 Me: 😌 Child: MuUUUum? 🤨 That lady is a GIII-ant! 🎵 The mum: 😑 Me: 😏 Child: MuUUUum? Why is she so big?? The mum: 💀 (inaudible) Child: But she's a giiiiiiant! 😮

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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Online sex workers are some of the hardest workers out there, having to do their own shoots, their own lighting, their own promotion, *and* their own community management, while the platform takes a huge cut 🙃

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the AFP officer assigned to monitor my activism sighing and cracking an 11am beer at his desk as he watches me receive yet another cold call from a silicon valley CIA asset

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14/11/2025

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

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Jeremy Whitley @jeremywhitley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If you're watching a martial arts movie and this dude shows up, you are about to be treated some of the sickest shit you've ever seen:

A picture of Indonesian martial artist Yayan Ruhian

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

weird thing of this industry that us transes seem to have innate advantage at is usage of working name vs legal name or working pronouns vs actual pronouns on a case by case basis, eg: "Misty? Absolutely, I'll pass that along to her" (hangs up phone) "Hey, can you message Leaf and tell him [blank]?"

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

them: Yeah, I definitely think a ghost lives here. me: WHAT!? them: Oh, you don't believe in ghosts? me: It's not about belief, I've had paranormal experiences that'd make you change your pants and shit religion. It's about what you just said. them: ...what? me: ghosts don't "live" anywhere, fuckwit

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels

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Meredith Nudo 🤌🏻 @meredithnudo.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026

In the future, our primary means of supporting ourselves financially will come in the form of class action lawsuits covering data breaches.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026

Makin' love in the back of my coupé de ville

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dr mo and mr normal @redactedquirk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Setting up couples is so boring. You know what really fuels your spirit. Successfully setting up girl best friends

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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Om Amir has run out of the medication she desperately needs because of a serious eye disease. Her pain is severe, her condition is getting worse and she urgently needs her treatment and medical supplies. Her family in Gaza cannot afford to buy them. chuffed.org/project/help... Can you Donate today 🙏🏻

Ameer's mother asleep in a hospital bed with a patch on her right eye and an IV drip above her head, connected to her right hand.

Selfie of Ameer wearing a black t-shirt, looking sad, with tears on his cheeks.

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the danger isn't that you might fall in love with me (you probably will), it's that I might become your cat's favourite person (I definitely will)

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There aren't a lot of movies that accurately capture the full gamut of emotions and experiences that come with successful high stakes project management but I have to say that probably the best on-screen representation would be Four Lions (2010)

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

apologised to someone for my absence lately and explained it's because I've been working on a secret project, she said "I didn't know you were working on a secret project." Damn. Am I good, or what?

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We're doing fun CBT where any time I don't realise I'm being hot, because I'm not used to being treated as such, I get a "hey Tess" and platonically flashed some titties, and the ensuing "what was that for?" and followup "dressing like/doing/expressing that" is genuinely rewiring parts of my brain

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just saw an ad that Starbucks has protein now. I don't like that. You already fuck up simple coffee, why are you adding protein to that energy

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Garfield: He used to just put a rolled up newspaper, his pipe, and a lasagna on the table. Just say, "Choose." I used to go with the lasagna. Me: Why the lasagna? Garfield: Cause fuck him, that's why.

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Tess @itstessinadress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Head and shoulders knees and toes, eyes and ears and mouth and nose we all clap hands, and when we do, we all clap hands together 🎵

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!

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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

to all the guys who can't remember a thing about your early life but can still play all your favorite childhood video games from muscle memory: pghrt.diy

pghrt.diy

A Practical Guide To Feminizing HRT

The futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex.

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