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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/08/2026
is anybody in charge what the fuck are we doing
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
one of the arguments against unions was mafia infiltration and corruption and while im not pro-mob, in a world laden with corruption, it feels like one thing we're missing now is corruption for the little guy.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
i have an AI idea for investors. i want to buy a house and ay I need you to pay for it.
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It is rapidly decreasing my life expectancy but I refuse to be a part of the problem...these 8 year olds will know how to play man
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Both @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I liked the Patriots adding Romeo Doubs, a perfect cromulent wide receiver! 🎧: apple.co/46WW8Z3 📺: youtu.be/tGAEZ-yYn-U?...
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Boutte Boutte Boutte Boutte rocking everywhere
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Probably you won’t believe me but a big strong man - a biker perhaps - came up to me in the grocery store this afternoon and said thank you sir for steering me toward Bluesky the official app of sports. He wept and said he was consuming more sports content with less fascism. He held me close.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
2025 recapped
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Never too early to learn about the legend of Drake Maye
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Shoutout to food. Yall ever had food? stuff is spectacular.
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
“I’m so bad at answering texts” “I hate talking on the phone, I don’t even pick up anymore” “Man I love canceling plans, what a rush” “…..hey why do I only have 2 friends”
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
source confirms New York has designated Andrew Cuomo for assignment. Zohran first.
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Zohran Mamdani still has yet to comment on Drake Maye’s rapid ascension to MVP dark horse and whether he considers Maye “him” or if he believes “Patriots ain’t played nobody”
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Honest☘️Larry @honestlarry.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Same as it ever was.
Screenshot of a NYTimes headline and subhead that reads:

"N.Y.C. Mayoral Candidates Move to Capitalize on Adams’s Departure
Zohran Mamdani and Curtis Sliwa hit the campaign trail on Monday after Eric Adams left the race, while Andrew Cuomo called donors."

Highlighted in blue is "while Andrew Cuomo called donors."
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
My favorite thing about Stephen Colbert is that he’s an actual Christian in the true meaning of the word (aspiring to be Christ-like) as opposed to the typical meaning of the word which is a bigot who uses Bible quotes to justify their bigotry.
patheos.com
The Easter Faith Of Stephen Colbert
In an interview last week, Stephen Colbert reminded us that laughter in the midst of loss is the central Christian witness to the resurrection.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Microsoft president Brad Smith acknowledged that the four rounds of layoffs this year are more about using the money saved to fund AI data centers and GPUs than workers being replaced by AI. I think this is important for the media to get right versus making it seem like ChatGPT can replace a human.
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Kim Herbst @kiwifruitbird.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I stayed up late illustrating something for no real reason. I definitely didn't give out a google drive link with a high res version of it among friends and family for printing purposes.
Illustration of a massively pissed off bald eagle ripping apart a golden crown with its talons, the words NO KINGS in bold font is over its wings
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
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The Deceitful Grin of Civility @andrewfleer.com · 15/06/2025
My birthday is coming up, and if y'all don't get me at least one tank I'm gonna throw a tantrum
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Me watching football teams that can’t run the ball
Some of yall can’t handle 2 high - weird blue check guy
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
what I hear when I read “the MAHA movement”
Skeletor shouting with his arms in the air
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
problem with music these days is, there just aren’t enough songs about going to boston to find a wooden leg
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
travis hunter really is generational
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/05/2025
probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
*Camera pans to a group of fans outside of the Vatican in pope jerseys, going nuts even though most of them haven’t heard of the pick before last week*
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Gotta keep up the kayfabe of WE CARE A LOT while they stole enough of our personal data to build Project 2025’s Cerebro, I guess
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m honestly quite pissed off that I pay all this money in taxes only for the US government to try very hard to destroy my livelihood, my retirement savings and that of my neighbors. I feel like a Karen. I want to talk to the manager. I want my money back. People need to be fired.
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
when MLB dropped "diversity" from its career site, I reached out to every team, including those with live DEI pages. None committed to their current efforts. Almost nobody responded! One week before Jackie Robinson Day, my take on the leaguewide silence: www.miamiherald.com/opinion/arti...
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Most MLB teams have DEI programs. Why won’t any commit to them or talk about it? | Opinion
In the Trump era, when even Jackie Robinson is at risk, the sport is quiet about diversity efforts it used to tout. | Opinion
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
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showtimenjb.bsky.social @showtimenjb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Not now Julio
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Jesus, the market must be really bad
Email from Vanfuard asking “Have you named a trusted contact yet?”

Dear Vanguard Client,

Did you know that naming a trusted contact is an important way to add a layer of security to your accounts? A trusted contact, like an emergency contact, is a person you authorize us to communicate with if we have concerns about your well-being or can't reach you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2025
Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles
Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
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Diego Lopez @dflopez.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Basically
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/03/2025
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
me in 1998 when i heard my first chopped & screwed song
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A Texas senator supporting electric cars is a great example of how Republican principles are negotiable outside of the 5 pillars of bigotry. • men > women • white people > other races • straight people > LGBTQ • Christians > other religions • rich people > poor people
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we’ll play some baseball
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/03/2025
news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion news in any other country:
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Old world painting showing a rich, aristocratic party room being held up by impoverished workers below it
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 16/02/2025
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