Reposted by GooseGoose @goosebass.bsky.social · 22hUh oh, Goose is having an April Ludgate moment today (told a bunch of salespeople trying to sell us something very expensive to “follow up with me in Q4”) 041
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 15hIt’ll be pretty funny if we’re used car shopping in 10 years and looking at cars from today like “ew, all touchscreen?” like we look at a car now with no AC 050
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 16hYou know you’re good and exhausted when you’re on a call like “mmmm, something smells good, she must have ordered in!” and you go downstairs and remember “oh yeah, I started the crockpot this morning” 040
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 22hUh oh, Goose is having an April Ludgate moment today (told a bunch of salespeople trying to sell us something very expensive to “follow up with me in Q4”) 041
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Your move @dancampbell, Mike Vrabel has introduced blades to the equation? 020
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ah, Sunday night football…..the “my guys are all done but she’s got 2 guys playing right now and I need them to score under 20 total points” 040
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Watching Drake today felt like turning on the OG animated movies after watching Disney live action remakes for the last month 071
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wonder what we’ll be able to accomplish when AJ comes back 050
Reposted by GooseMr. Get Off @lunardreams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don’t want to hear SHIT about Maye. Put the squad on his back and took that shit 152
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What a win, can’t remember I was this stoked to just join the .500 club 1130
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sry Joshuastatic.klipy.comWayne's World: No Stairway, Denied (Mike Myers)ALT: Wayne's World: No Stairway, Denied (Mike Myers) 021
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Josh McDaniels got the filthy South Canadians on their heels?static.klipy.comエドモンド本田 E. Honda ストリートファイターALT: エドモンド本田 E. Honda ストリートファイター 110
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All right, 3 timeouts, 4 minutes, Patriots if this was the Oregon Trail let’s move down the field at a leisurely pace 020
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can’t believe it’s somehow only the 3rd quarter and also can’t believe it’s somehow only the 3rd quarter 020
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Pats Billsstatic.klipy.comTom Brady and Julian Edelman Playful ExchangeALT: Tom Brady and Julian Edelman Playful Exchange 110
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Carlton Davis is playing with a little extra sauce today 110
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anyone else remember playing Destiny doing the Thorn bounty when you’re in the middle of a Crucible match and realize “shit. I’m down 7” 🫤 010
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So far I like the bet from Josh McDaniels that we can win this game with dual wielding PP7s 030
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Good first quarter Pats good first quarter Pats good first quarter 040
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The older I get, the more I realize I need to clarify that there’s a lot of bands from about 20 years ago that I never got into “mostly due to my oppositional defiant disorder” 110
Reposted by GooseKim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle 133182348
Reposted by GooseDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We are now, without a doubt, the greatest kleptocracy the world has ever known. By virtue of Donald Trump and the Republican Party promising to hate and abuse those people a nation of angry rubes wants to hate and abuse, they have lifted the national wallet and handed it back to the rubes, empty. 23925272
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I has a question: I was trying to think of a NFL team that was otherwise pretty good and then had a season from hell that let them draft someone incredible. Here’s the catch: no QBs 200
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What people think white women are for pumpkin spice lattes, I actually am for pumpkin beers. “Goose it’s all just cinnamon and nutmeg and-“ Yeah I know. Isn’t it great?? 022
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Management regrets to inform you, the followers, that Goose appears to have got got by a fake Eminem verse. We regret the error and will resume pissing on rich white celebrities lamenting “why can’t we all get along?!” when another one says something fuckin’ stupid (should be any minute now) 030
Reposted by Gooserev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you need to just pack the supreme court, man. they don't care about what arguments you make, the legal movement formed with an explicit objective of making Watergate legal isn't going to make Watergate illegal. 251651265
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One funny thing about NFL Sunday Ticket costing $8,000 is it makes me look at the other sports subscriptions like NBA League Pass like “look honey, it’s not even $1 a game! What a bargain!!” 030
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just saw a comment that took me out; someone had the oversight of calling a hardcore show a concert, and the reply was “concert? ain’t nobody ever been to a hardcore concert unless you’re seeing Turnstile”💀 060
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Seems legit to me. I mean just look at how much everyone loves Liberty Bibbertywsj.comTech Companies Roll Out Cuddly Mascots to Ease AI AnxietyMeta, OpenAI and others are associating their AI agents and tools with cute characters to win over skeptics. 120
Reposted by GooseRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct 261455185
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the thorough evisceration of one of the most egregious “let’s not go on bickering and arguing about *who* killed *who*!” I can remember 000
Reposted by GooseTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026It sure is interesting what things the NFL will not tolerate and which ones it will 701399217
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Josh Gordon’s second cup of coffee with the Patriots was such a fun little bright spot in a season that started out lit and after Halloween ended up being full blown “…we’re breaking up, aren’t we” 130
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I got a little bit of coffee creamer stuck on my fingers, promptly forgot and went to pet the cat. The face she made was like she did her first bump 100
Reposted by GooseDante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only sector that's growing is health care, especially in-home care, which is primarily women, and Trump's mass deportation agenda has taken a wrecking ball to male-dominated fields. So, yes, this is Trump shooting both himself and American men right in the dick 17222
Reposted by GooseCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well guys we couldn't make anyone hate beefcake dummy Hasan, let's see if we can make people hate the insanely popular lady in the pink shirt and jumper that teaches kids to read 1131450
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do I keep the Chiefs D/ST on my 3-0 fantasy team this week (vs the Raiders)? ….or am I cold and amoral enough to swap them for the Bills 340
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s pretty straightforward imo to draw straight lines between -America is a Christian Nation™️ -our Army is Christian Warfighters™️ -their 10-plus-year Trump Is Chosen By God™️ thing -all who oppose us, including a democratically elected President in 2029, are, well…… 100
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey man, I like a good comic book popcorn movie as much as the next guy, but when you’re right you’re right! 260
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I can’t get too mad at Chad Tracy because the one time in my life that I was offered a bag to do a job I was wildly underqualified for, of course I took it and promptly faceplanted too 140
Reposted by GooseSteve @redsoxhuskies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Imagine how bad this series would have been for the Red Sox if they weren't facing a manager who is an idiot. 061
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Red Sox are the tutorial level in the FPS of the mlb playoffs smh 020
Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We gotta take the little joys in life, like the Yankees base coach windmill waving a runner in and he’s out with enough time for Rutschman to check his texts 020