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@goosebass.bsky.social
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I’m here to bring the funk and a good attitude. bass player for Brozie O’Donnell, formerly of Benchmarks, blog boy at Pats Pulpit, Wall of Weiners Champion at Cori’s Doghouse

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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 22h
Uh oh, Goose is having an April Ludgate moment today (told a bunch of salespeople trying to sell us something very expensive to “follow up with me in Q4”)
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 15h
It’ll be pretty funny if we’re used car shopping in 10 years and looking at cars from today like “ew, all touchscreen?” like we look at a car now with no AC
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 16h
You know you’re good and exhausted when you’re on a call like “mmmm, something smells good, she must have ordered in!” and you go downstairs and remember “oh yeah, I started the crockpot this morning”
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 22h
Uh oh, Goose is having an April Ludgate moment today (told a bunch of salespeople trying to sell us something very expensive to “follow up with me in Q4”)
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your move @dancampbell, Mike Vrabel has introduced blades to the equation?
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, Sunday night football…..the “my guys are all done but she’s got 2 guys playing right now and I need them to score under 20 total points”
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching Drake today felt like turning on the OG animated movies after watching Disney live action remakes for the last month
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder what we’ll be able to accomplish when AJ comes back
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Mr. Get Off @lunardreams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t want to hear SHIT about Maye. Put the squad on his back and took that shit
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a win, can’t remember I was this stoked to just join the .500 club
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sry Joshua
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Wayne's World: No Stairway, Denied (Mike Myers)
ALT: Wayne's World: No Stairway, Denied (Mike Myers)
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE INTERESTING WHITES HAVE DONE IT!!!
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Josh McDaniels got the filthy South Canadians on their heels?
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エドモンド本田 E. Honda ストリートファイター
ALT: エドモンド本田 E. Honda ストリートファイター
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All right, 3 timeouts, 4 minutes, Patriots if this was the Oregon Trail let’s move down the field at a leisurely pace
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t believe it’s somehow only the 3rd quarter and also can’t believe it’s somehow only the 3rd quarter
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Romeo Doubs “heard y’all was talking shit” game 😎
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pats Bills
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Tom Brady and Julian Edelman Playful Exchange
ALT: Tom Brady and Julian Edelman Playful Exchange
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Carlton Davis is playing with a little extra sauce today
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pew pew p-pew pew pew pew!!
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone else remember playing Destiny doing the Thorn bounty when you’re in the middle of a Crucible match and realize “shit. I’m down 7” 🫤
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✍️
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So far I like the bet from Josh McDaniels that we can win this game with dual wielding PP7s
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good first quarter Pats good first quarter Pats good first quarter
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning go Pats
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The older I get, the more I realize I need to clarify that there’s a lot of bands from about 20 years ago that I never got into “mostly due to my oppositional defiant disorder”
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are now, without a doubt, the greatest kleptocracy the world has ever known. By virtue of Donald Trump and the Republican Party promising to hate and abuse those people a nation of angry rubes wants to hate and abuse, they have lifted the national wallet and handed it back to the rubes, empty.
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I has a question: I was trying to think of a NFL team that was otherwise pretty good and then had a season from hell that let them draft someone incredible. Here’s the catch: no QBs
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What people think white women are for pumpkin spice lattes, I actually am for pumpkin beers. “Goose it’s all just cinnamon and nutmeg and-“ Yeah I know. Isn’t it great??
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Management regrets to inform you, the followers, that Goose appears to have got got by a fake Eminem verse. We regret the error and will resume pissing on rich white celebrities lamenting “why can’t we all get along?!” when another one says something fuckin’ stupid (should be any minute now)
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you need to just pack the supreme court, man. they don't care about what arguments you make, the legal movement formed with an explicit objective of making Watergate legal isn't going to make Watergate illegal.
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One funny thing about NFL Sunday Ticket costing $8,000 is it makes me look at the other sports subscriptions like NBA League Pass like “look honey, it’s not even $1 a game! What a bargain!!”
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just saw a comment that took me out; someone had the oversight of calling a hardcore show a concert, and the reply was “concert? ain’t nobody ever been to a hardcore concert unless you’re seeing Turnstile”💀
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seems legit to me. I mean just look at how much everyone loves Liberty Bibberty
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Tech Companies Roll Out Cuddly Mascots to Ease AI Anxiety
Meta, OpenAI and others are associating their AI agents and tools with cute characters to win over skeptics.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the thorough evisceration of one of the most egregious “let’s not go on bickering and arguing about *who* killed *who*!” I can remember
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
It sure is interesting what things the NFL will not tolerate and which ones it will
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Josh Gordon’s second cup of coffee with the Patriots was such a fun little bright spot in a season that started out lit and after Halloween ended up being full blown “…we’re breaking up, aren’t we”
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New profile pic…..get it? get it? Get it??
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got a little bit of coffee creamer stuck on my fingers, promptly forgot and went to pet the cat. The face she made was like she did her first bump
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only sector that's growing is health care, especially in-home care, which is primarily women, and Trump's mass deportation agenda has taken a wrecking ball to male-dominated fields. So, yes, this is Trump shooting both himself and American men right in the dick
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well guys we couldn't make anyone hate beefcake dummy Hasan, let's see if we can make people hate the insanely popular lady in the pink shirt and jumper that teaches kids to read
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do I keep the Chiefs D/ST on my 3-0 fantasy team this week (vs the Raiders)? ….or am I cold and amoral enough to swap them for the Bills
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s pretty straightforward imo to draw straight lines between -America is a Christian Nation™️ -our Army is Christian Warfighters™️ -their 10-plus-year Trump Is Chosen By God™️ thing -all who oppose us, including a democratically elected President in 2029, are, well……
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey man, I like a good comic book popcorn movie as much as the next guy, but when you’re right you’re right!
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t get too mad at Chad Tracy because the one time in my life that I was offered a bag to do a job I was wildly underqualified for, of course I took it and promptly faceplanted too
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Steve @redsoxhuskies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine how bad this series would have been for the Red Sox if they weren't facing a manager who is an idiot.
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red Sox are the tutorial level in the FPS of the mlb playoffs smh
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s alive!!
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Goose @goosebass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We gotta take the little joys in life, like the Yankees base coach windmill waving a runner in and he’s out with enough time for Rutschman to check his texts
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