Reposted by shmooInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 4hShe Digger on my Rockwell til I receive mixed reviews 0334
Reposted by shmooDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MAMDANI SCANDAL: Mayor Said To Think Several Songs From “We Shall All Be Healed” Are On “The Sunset Tree” 618428
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026memo from my cat: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 133
Reposted by shmoomary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 27/07/2025when Mary Worth tries giving me advice youtu.be/9NzxQBGUCr8youtu.beVice Principals - S02E02 - You Dusty Old QueefYouTube video by S P 095
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Reposted by shmooNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 07,1955 271544255
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026coyote vs acme rules. I laughed my head off the entire time, and so did the rest of the theater too 020
Reposted by shmooJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Instant hall of fame post for me. 31645119
Reposted by shmoobernie @bearnadette.bsky.social · 30/08/2026at barber shop, we will meet accidentally. we'll start to talk when they're fixing split ends. 076
Reposted by shmooNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 29,1947 262149375
Reposted by shmooStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Lake America” … why not “Lake Trump”?!?! Have we learned nothing?? @theonion.com 2266296
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Reposted by shmooDan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Doctor: The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should cheer you up. Patient: But doctor, I *am* Pagliacci! (removes false mustache) I just wanted to make sure you were prescribing me as a depression cure, like our deal. (holsters hidden gun) Congrats doc. You passed. 245580
Reposted by shmooderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your home and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, possibly close to the streetlight next to you. It's me. "Collar gap." 1389821830
Reposted by shmooChipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Did you know Carl from ATHF and Booster Gold hate each other 421890396
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Reposted by shmooNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 08.19.50 2060431
shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I have a gig to get ready for and I just developed the first scintillating scatoma I've had in like two years. whyyyy 000
Reposted by shmooNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 13,1947 10816105
Reposted by shmooInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this 57268905
Reposted by shmooRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7164731572
Reposted by shmooCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE 126182366487
Reposted by shmooTrudd Studdlerucker @trudd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"Say fellas, did somebody mention the Door To Darkness?" 17314
Reposted by shmoobag of cum @coughyhaus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If they were doing Voyager today Seven of Nine would be Six of Seven 063
Reposted by shmooJive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi. 2762932539
shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026honestly going to buy it thanks to your stream. looks too good to let you have all the fun 020
Reposted by shmooa team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I've always had good password security. In college I had my debit card number memorized for making 2002-era online purchases. I have used a very secure password manager for over a decade. My reward? A life of retrieving six-digit codes from my email and phone. Every day I suffer 868457
shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026What I butt up against is that I don't need a lot in terms of character or story when it comes to a Final Destination movie, and Bloodlines gives two servings of both. 3 and 5 threaded the needle the best in terms of giving just enough, while 1, 2, and 4 are all lacking to varying degrees 000
shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Bloodlines is Okay! Maybe I would hold it in higher esteem if I didn't watch the entire series before it, but it feels a little bit too much like Halloween (2018) 100
shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026They're gonna make a seventh so I guess as many as they want 000
shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026so far final destination 4 is a huge letdown from final destination 3 210
Reposted by shmooNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1944 131097150
Reposted by shmooStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Demand Climate Justice! 12856127
Reposted by shmooMichael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look 11628257