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RUBBER MASK FIRM LOVER™ | giftlist is here wishlistr.com/shmoo | she/her | I kick @coughyhaus.bsky.social for fun what do you even do in descriptions anymore

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAMDANI SCANDAL: Mayor Said To Think Several Songs From “We Shall All Be Healed” Are On “The Sunset Tree”
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
memo from my cat: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
when Mary Worth tries giving me advice youtu.be/9NzxQBGUCr8
youtu.be
Vice Principals - S02E02 - You Dusty Old Queef
YouTube video by S P
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brutalmoose @brutalmoose.com · 19/09/2026
NEW FOODS: youtu.be/WE_OI8DxT7Y
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 07,1955
P1- NANCY IS LOOKING VERY TIRED AS SHE YAWNS 
FRITZI: NANCY--- GO TO BED ---YOU'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP LATELY
P2-
FRITZI: YOU GET UP VERY EARLY AND YOU GO TO BED VERY LATE
P3-
FRITZI: REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T. BURN A
CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS
P4- FRITZI IS SURPRISED AS NANCY HAS A CANDLE VERTICALLY BALANCED ON THE TOP OF A FUNNELS SPOUT, AND THE CANDLE IS BURNING ON BOTH ENDS 
NANCY IS SMILING 
NANCY: HEH,HEH
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's true though.
@natminuszero (modified tweet) 

This is how you guys sound every Nathan Fielder

(picture of Tim Robinson)

There's a new Nathan Fielder that's supposed to be nuts.
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
coyote vs acme rules. I laughed my head off the entire time, and so did the rest of the theater too
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Instant hall of fame post for me.
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bernie @bearnadette.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
at barber shop, we will meet accidentally. we'll start to talk when they're fixing split ends.
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
safety first!
an illustration of a somewhat nervous looking alligator in hibiscus printed children's water wings
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 29,1947
P1- NANCY IS READING A COMIC STRIP IN THE NEWSPAPER 
NANCY: LOOK --THE LAST PANEL OF THIS COMIC STRIP IS PRINTED UPSIDE DOWN
BY MISTAKE
P2- NANCY IS TALKING ABOUT HER OWN COMIC STRIP IN THIS PANEL 
NANCY: I HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN THIS STRIP
P3- NANCY RUSHES TO A BRIDGE AT THE LOCAL PARK
NANCY: I'LL HURRY RIGHT OVER TO THE PARK
P4-
NANCY IS STANDING ON THE BRIDGE LOOKING DOWN AT THE WATER 
NANCY: NOW IT WON’T MATTER

NANCY’S REFLECTION IN THE WATER IS SAYING THE SAME THING BUT UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Lake America” … why not “Lake Trump”?!?! Have we learned nothing?? @theonion.com
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Doctor: The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should cheer you up. Patient: But doctor, I *am* Pagliacci! (removes false mustache) I just wanted to make sure you were prescribing me as a depression cure, like our deal. (holsters hidden gun) Congrats doc. You passed.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your home and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, possibly close to the streetlight next to you. It's me. "Collar gap."
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did you know Carl from ATHF and Booster Gold hate each other
Old booster gold comic where it looks like OH NO!! Carl from aqua teen hunger force was doin booster golds mom as the two have a conflict outside boosters moms house the text reads “WADDAYA, SOME KINDA KOOK? DO I LOOK LIKE YER MA?
NOW, FLY OFF!
HEY, FAT BOY, MOVE ASIDE!
I'M LOOKING FOR MY
MOTHER!”

Buster bluth should be booster gold DONT ARGUE ABOUT IT LET IT HAPPEN
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oh, so you'll buy a "crossbody bag, but His body on the cross "isn't your bag?" smdh
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 08.19.50
P1- SLUGGO IS GOING OVER THE FOOTBALL TEAM ROSTER AS HE IS WALKING DOWNTOWN 
SLUGGO: JERRY, ALAN, TONY, SAM, LEO, LOU, TOM, ED, PAT, SID ---I NEED ONE MORE

BEHIND SLUGGO, ONE OF THE LOCAL BOYS IS  HEADED RAPIDLY DOWNHILL IN HIS HOMEMADE SOAPBOX CAR

P2- SLUGGO WATCHES AS THE BOY CRASHES HIS SOAPBOX INTO A TREE, THE SOAPBOX IS DESTROYED 

P3- SLUGGO: ARE YA HOIT?
BOY : NO --- I’M OKAY

P4- SLUGGO: HOW ABOUT JOINING MY FOOTBALL TEAM?
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Melissa Louise @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have a gig to get ready for and I just developed the first scintillating scatoma I've had in like two years. whyyyy
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 13,1947
P1- NANCY HAS SET UP A BOOTH IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE, ON THE BOOTH SHE HAS WRITTEN NANCY’S
                        LENDING 
                        LIBRARY 
NANCY: NANCY I HOPE MY LITTLE SHOP
WILL BE SUCCESS
P2-
NANCY: MAYBE I NEED A MORE BUSINESSLIKE NAME FOR MY STORE
P3-
NANCY SEES SEVERAL SIGNS DOWNTOWN 
JONES AND SON
BROWN AND SON
P4- NANCY HAS CHANGED THE NAME IN HER BOOTH IT NOW LOOKS MORE PROFESSIONAL 
 NANCY AND CAT
LENDING LIBRARY 
NANCY AND HER CAT ARE SITTING AT THE BOOTH
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
trying to get ending c in endacopia is demolishing my wrist
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this
An Onion poll on "Who is our favorite Commedia dell'Arte character?"
Columbine 0%
Scaramouche 0%
Pulcinella 0%
Pantalone 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Trudd Studdlerucker @trudd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Say fellas, did somebody mention the Door To Darkness?"
Mickey Mouse as he appears in the 2006 video game Kingdom Hearts II
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Mom @milph.mom · 06/08/2026
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bag of cum @coughyhaus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If they were doing Voyager today Seven of Nine would be Six of Seven
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Smiling Richard Kind
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Jive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
A funny dog eat a pepsi.. This is so funny picture
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've always had good password security. In college I had my debit card number memorized for making 2002-era online purchases. I have used a very secure password manager for over a decade. My reward? A life of retrieving six-digit codes from my email and phone. Every day I suffer
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
so far final destination 4 is a huge letdown from final destination 3
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 30/07/2026
The "we are fucking under attack" lady but the caption is "our age of bronze is /Collapsing/"
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1944
P1- SLUGGO IS HAVING HIS PICTURE TAKEN BY ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS 
SLUGGO: IS NANCY STANDIN' BEHIND ME AGAIN?
BOY: УЕАН - - - SHE TRIES TO SNEAK INTO EVERY PICTURE WE TAKE
NANCY IS STANDING ON A STUMP SEVERAL YARDS BEHIND SLUGGO 

P2-NEXT DAY 
NANCY: YOU LOOK MAD,SLUGGO WHATS ON YOUR MIND?
SLUGGO ANGRILY: YOU ARE!

P3- SLUGGO SHOWS NANCY HIS PICTURE THAT WAS TAKEN THE DAY BEFORE, ITS HIM WITH A SMALL NANCY APPEARING TO BE STANDING ON HIS HEAD
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Demand Climate Justice!
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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look
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bag of cum @coughyhaus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
karkat mcelroy
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Comic Books Danny @comicbooksdanny.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"I'm on a 'sea people' diet… I see people, and I eat them!!" — Polyphemus
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My mom agreeing Sam Neill was very hot
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Between the Borg cube, the puzzle cube from Hellraiser, and the cube from Cube, cubes were really the scary shape for awhile
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 15/07/2025
Oh hey it’s the day to repost my greatest legacy
That time when I posted to Popeye’s official account on Nonbinary Day

It'sk Nonbinary Day! Happy skelebration to all me amphibious pals!Someone asked Popeye 
“What pronouns does Popeye use? He/ him/his? Or something more like
'e/'im/'is?” 

And I answered 

I ain't use pronouns on account o' all me nouns are amateurs!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/07/2026
Nation’s Alcoholics Spontaneously Share List Of Places Where It’s Okay To Drink theonion.com/nations-alcoholics-spo…
Nation’s Alcoholics Spontaneously Share List Of Places Where It’s Okay To Drink
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love this more than life itself
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bag of cum @coughyhaus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
more like chuckie finasteride
babychad finster with a strong hairline ruined by age into the seething all growed upcel with a dilute norwood 6
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.
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