Reposted by shmooDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MAMDANI SCANDAL: Mayor Said To Think Several Songs From “We Shall All Be Healed” Are On “The Sunset Tree” 618228
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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026so far final destination 4 is a huge letdown from final destination 3 210
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Reposted by shmooThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/07/2026Nation’s Alcoholics Spontaneously Share List Of Places Where It’s Okay To Drink theonion.com/nations-alcoholics-spo… 744525
Reposted by shmooShinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog. 131768712