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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have no recollection of posting this but I truly miss daft twitter.

Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A wee insidious baity marketing tactic I see bands doing now is going 'Hey we're looking for supports for our tour, tag a band in the comments and we'll consider them!' and ultimately none of those bands will be openers but all that engagement really helped the visibility of their tour.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can any millennial not from Scotland who went to school in the 90s or 2000s confirm what the word 'pal' stood for?

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People of whitby and hull, I will be prancing about in your towns this weekend. Would be mighty nice if you came out to say hello.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A guy was recently speaking to me really passionately about music and then let me hear this new artist, and it sounded like shit but I didn't want to say. Then he proudly explained it was an AI song and didn't it sound so real. And I was like... I dunno, man. Naw. Not at all.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You get a weekly update of your streaming data and usually your top streams are from a predictable place (where you've been/where you're going), and then you get Tom's River.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Took this photo just before I touched the unabomber cabin

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is of course absolutely honkin, but I'm also howling that even AI can't get a writing job.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

1984 would've been a much better book if big brother had ordered that Winston take part in no naked jacuzziness.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I met a couple of people from ye olde twitter days in person for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and in every conversation we said 'do you miss twitter?' and we'd both say yes and then just stand in a wistful silence for a bit.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me on love island: So I've actually been binge watching old episodes of noels house party

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This looks right up my street. Something I can get obsessed with that'll eventually ruin my life.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I watch this every year or so, but if you haven't seen it, I urge you to watch it. The true story of a 32yo man who pretended to be 16 and went back to school for a year. Ambiguous, nuanced, funny and a real slice of 90s Glasgow.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

God bless whoever put me and my pals on my old school's wiki page hahah 100% don't deserve to be there, but it almost made 6 years sitting on a stank at lunch time worth it. What do you think about THAT, Mr Sweeney?!

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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026

Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil...

Rick with his hands in the air, from The Young Ones, "Bambi"

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The games industry got hit so hard over the past few years, the journos have started writing their reviews on toilet doors. I don't care how many updates, it's still a 6!!! *flush*

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Aidan O'Donnell @thetoiletduck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anybody navigating a netscape this morning?

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I continue my quest to find out which British city has the loudest 'not by much'.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I continue my quest to find out which British city has the loudest 'not by much'.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Pals of Birmingham, London and Newport, please do me a solid and come to one of these. It's v tough being an entitled manbaby with an expensive hobby and I appreciate the support ✊

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Feel like pure shit just want sherlock holmes back x

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Any of my London-based pals fancy coming to this next Friday? Give me a shout if you want in!

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SLIME CITY @slimecitymusic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

⚠️ SUPPORT 👏 THE 👏 SCENE ⚠️ Next Friday! SEP 11 // LONDON // @thelexingtonlondon.bsky.social with @themetatrons.bsky.social & Head Noise Contents ➡️ Old songs, new songs, very special surprises. Tickets 🎟️ dice.fm/event/q2vkko...

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me, incapable of an original thought, using memes as patter.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Wild that, to some people, it's unfathomable to do music as a hobby. Like, if you're into yoga, nobody thinks it's going nowhere if you aren't the bendiest guy out. But if you don't have commercial success at music, it's something to abandon.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I now know the identity* of the blue peter garden vandal(s). Please respect my privacy at this time. (it is not the pop sensations @billyreevesok.bsky.social or Rich from Hard-Fi, or me) *alleged

Three men standing in a row smiling for the camera, none of them are the blue peter garden vandals but one of them has insider knowledge.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Looking forward to this (not just because it's a matinee show)

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Three days? Imagine the postage fee!

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I would watch a TV show where the remaining members of slipknot recruit the new members of slipknot through gruelling, exploitative and demeaning tasks mostly unrelated to the final role and it should be called 'America's Next Top Knot'

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Saw someone say this is the moment the 80s became the 90s and, although I've had 6 gins, I agree. youtu.be/g_hLZJwdA4M?...

youtu.be

Deee-Lite "Groove Is In the Heart" Live May 1990 NYC

YouTube video by PreFab International Cine

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Of course I'm in. I've been in this toxic relationship for too long. I'm loyal babe.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I thought I was getting old and detached from pop culture but it turns out I also had no idea there was an eclipse. I'm not old, I'm just completely self involved. Phew!!!

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SLIME CITY @slimecitymusic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Turns out I'M the traitor. England, do the right thing, you owe us for the highland clearances 👇 10 SEP // BIRMINGHAM 11 SEP // LONDON 12 SEP // NEWPORT 03 OCT // WHITBY *SOLD OUT* 04 OCT // HULL 21 FEB // LEEDS 27 FEB // GATESHEAD Tickets 🎟️ linktr.ee/idst

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I will simply avoid hills if I think I'm going to die on one.

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Turns out I'm the traitor #thetraitorus

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Don't worry about AI, it's one of us. Look at this big robot having a great time at a festival!

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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Have you heard the song? bsky.app/profile/mich...

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RandomFactor @therandomfactor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

While doodling assorted faces, I stumbled into drawing cartoons of @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social but doing his glasses like Spider-Man’s mask lenses to portray moods. This seems like I’ve accidentally unlocked forbidden knowledge tbh.

6 very loose cartoony head sketches of Michael M from Scottish band Slime City, his face is free of features but his glasses are show oversized and contorted into different shapes on each head to reflect general exaggerated expressions

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Pleased to say my band is up for 2 mercury brit grammies

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Workers in London: my commute is a nightmare because of delays and overcrowding Workers in Glasgow: my commute is a nightmare because of spider-man and batman

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I wrote a quick song about how I don't want to make love all night because I've got work in the morning

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Michael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I wrote a quick song about how I don't want to make love all night because I've got work in the morning

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