Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Lukewarm take: There is no such thing as a bad EVIL DEAD movie. (Yet.) 020
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026That's so funny you mention that, because I have the original printing of Absolute Cisis (signed by Wolfman and Perez! From two different cons!), but when I saw the solicitations for the DC'S FINEST *and* COMPACT COMIC collections, I was like... damn, I'm about to own three versions of this story. 020
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026ICE is engaged in a very large escalation nationwide, with the agency claiming to be hitting record arrest numbers amid the return of quotas. This has gotten very little attention from the media because ICE learned lessons from the chaotic disasters of Kristi Noem’s tenure. Keep a watch. 11886945495
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)atomly @atomly.com · 08/07/2026when dudes become the joker why don't any of them become the cool fun one who listens to prince 611712171
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848281006
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I knocked out 4500 yesterday. Personal best. It will never happen again. 010
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The inspiring thing about Dr Worm is that now, years later, there are people besides him who call him by his stage name. We can all have that. 0101
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I loved that movie, because the whole thing felt like a random Annual from the '70s. More weird Silver Age plotting in superhero movies, says I! 020
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Are people antiblack? Yes. But this feels like the purest of AstroTurfing by rich weirdos because Nolan makes highbrow Dad Movies and Dad Movies are usually diverse af with a white guy in the lead. Rainbow nationalism. 0361
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Fabio Santana @fabiosantana79.bsky.social · 08/07/2026- Open Instagram - Go to your profile - Tap the three lines in the top-right corner - Scroll down to the Sharing and reuse section - Toggle off "Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta" for Posts and Reels 4427982612
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Andrew Otis Weiss @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*starts to swing a vorpal blade at the jabberwocky* *record scratch, freeze frame* VO: I bet you’re wondering how I ended up here…. *”Semi-Charmed Life needle drop* 0103
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It wasn’t chess. It was common fucking sense! It was having values and sticking to them! 322118192
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Who will survive Jeff Lester and what will be left of them? @jefflester.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Points to Graham Platner: he had to be a lying, cheating Nazi rapist before the Dems wanted nothing to do with him. Mamdani only needed to be a Muslim and a Democratic Socialist. 1156
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)West of House @taterpie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I wouldn't run for office on the off chance college photos of me coughing through a bong rip might surface, and that's legal now. Women would remember some table dancing and gracefully decline. Men: Sex crimes? What's the definition of 'is'? Blackface, best costume ever! Get ActBlue on the horn! 0487
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If Mitch McConnell is truly dead, then at least he died doing what he loved best: being plausibly either dead or alive 0527
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/07/20263500 people control $20 trillion and about 5% of global wealth. The rest of us would like to use that money to feed, house and educate people while they would prefer to finance theft-based teen suicide and CSAM enabling AI and pogrom-oriented social media companies. This is a predictable problem. 923977
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.the-independent.comMillionaire biohacker reveals he has incurable disease amid mission to ‘defeat death’‘My stomach is eating itself,’ the tech entrepreneur announced on social media 380100732986
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 06/07/2026The thing about the red card is that it isn't bluster or talk, which a lot of normies find easy to dismiss because, well, it's just talk until something happens. The red card actually happened and elites absolutely interfered for no good reason. 1125
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Snowden St. @snowden.st · 06/07/2026As long as I’m getting yelled at this morning for sports opinions, I think golf has the biggest delta between “skills of the median regular casual player” and “what the pros do”, of any sport on earth. 188810
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Actors who’d be great for Bond 26 villain: David Dastmalchian (in a bunch of Villeneuve, plus I have his phone number so extra good for me) Kevin Durand (Swamp Thing and the last POTA movie confirm, legend) Mia Goth (has already said “James, you’re a pissy baby” on film) Nicolas Cage (it’s time) 231159
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Beaver Bones Robertson @darickr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Hey Transmetropolitan fans! I had a fun and lengthy chat with @caseaiken.bsky.social for his Podcast WORD OF TOMORROW! Check it out!youtu.beThe Word From Tomorrow: Transmetropolitan Wrap Up - An Interview with Darick RobertsonYouTube video by Certain POV Media with Case Aiken 4196
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"Why did the casting of a Black actress cause so much controversy?" because small gangs of slobbering gutter racists aided by an unprincipled media landscape in the business of selling outrage have been allowed to run wild. there is literally nothing else to discuss. 102811643
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Anyway, appreciate how the story of 28 YEARS LATER I & II is "the weirdo who's into heavy metal and skull art is nothing to be afraid of. the man child obsessed with stuff he watched as a kid though..." 123985
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Strieber: well i guess welcome jd vance to the show or whatever Strieber: to tell his boring take on communion Strieber: which i guess isn't even about communing with aliens Strieber: i mean i don't even get the connection between that title and catholicism Strieber: wait i'm being handed a note 31476
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off 13787651934
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026All right, @brutumfulmen.bsky.social , I'm going in 010
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"Do we have metaphor-sign?" "Usul, we have metaphor-sign the likes of which even God has never seen." 0145
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"Charles. Will you please. Sort out. THE GARAGE." 819833
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If I believed in God, this man would have me SERIOUSLY considering a conversion to catholicism. 010
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)ghoulzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026i was smoking when i read this and fucking choked at the end oh my god 13455128
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This World Cup we're being out-fanned on every level 121699386
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Mike Sterling, A Comical Fellow @mikester.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Saw a pic of a Cybertruck with "WHY SO SERIOUS" DARK KNIGHT Joker imagery on it, and I would have had at least a modicum of respect for it had this been the imagery instead. 3392
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"The Mayor in Jaws is STILL THE MAYOR IN JAWS 2" will never not be an accurate reflection of our electoral politics. 302453495
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Romero doubles down on Fortress America (first as the ramshackle silo base in Day) and the results are very very tasty indeed. 12813
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I haven't heard of that one! I'll look into it :) 100
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Give it about 4 episodes. The second ep (Daryl's Super Soft Birthday Party) is solid, but Fartbook is probably the worst episode of the series. Once you've made it that far in, you're golden. 110
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 02/07/2026That's right. Our nation's largest egg producers ran an illegal scheme that raised the costs of eggs for consumers and businesses. My office stepped in, stopped it, and secured $3.3 million and 50 million eggs. Companies can't get away with illegal price hikes. Not on my watch. 2129084
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I'm so excited to try them! LETTERKENNY did a whole episode about them that's *hilarious*, amd I've wanted to try them ever since. 110
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80114043392
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026saw the worst thing in the world today 1472795505
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I love Tim Burton movies but now whenever I watch his stuff all I can think of is this @misterabk.bsky.social joke 135966
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026everyone is 12 and i am going to have an aneurysm 0383
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 02/07/2026Ah, the Reverse William Henry Harrison, a bold gambit indeed 0124
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Liz Faber @lizwfab.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The number of times I have wanted to write “this has been talked about extensively you’re just 21” on a student’s paper cannot be calculated in human numerals. 111360214
Derek Moreland (he/him) @shmonstermaker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The way one of the Stranger Things kids referred to UNCANNY X-MEN issue 137 in the pilot episode 010
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I can't talk about the quality of Supergirl, but I CAN say that there is far, FAR more money for alt-right scammers saying bigoted things about a work that stars a woman or someone from a marginalized group than in cheering on an absolute bomb of a fascist product from Shapiro or Boll. 011027
Reposted by Derek Moreland (he/him)G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 01/07/2026TIL the world's new favorite himbo once bought a 13th century copy of one of the Norse Sagas for $150,000, then donated it to the library because "I'm not much of a reader." 734486749
