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Award winning celebrity pet psychic. Part time freelance test pilot.

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[0002556] Pain is listed twice on health screen.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 20/09/2026
The main value of a sniper is observation from an unknown location. So having a known location just invites easy attack (eg artillery at known position). So the main value in his arch would be vs an unarmed populace. Snipers also don’t need much ammo bc after first shot the position is known.
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UncleEraserheadBabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my god it's like it's really thinking that
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 24/08/2026
This is exactly the equivalent of every business meeting I’ve ever been involved in. Someone’s done something incredibly stupid and then nobody will admit it’s a sunk cost and so we throw resources (but have no budget) trying to make it work vs just doing it right.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 13/08/2026
I watch Reacher bc the dialogue is really thought provoking.
Reacher is heading to the basement to look for old stuff.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 08/08/2026
Sometimes you learn something and wish you had never done that. In this case, the way CWD can spread via soil/plants. Whole lotta nope right there. Counterintuitive to the way I thought I understood cellular biology. I also now have the start of a conspiracy theory about MAGA brains.
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The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🌲🇵🇸 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Man at party in corner meme

They don't know
I'm literally
Shitting on the floor

Oh my god
he literally just took a shit in my living room


What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 04/08/2026
The planet seeding being at the start of the movie Prometheus
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 04/08/2026
When George Clooney hands the cab driver $50 and says “give me $50 worth, just drive” in NYC at the end of Michael Clayton - I prefer to think the cab driver just quietly goes around the same block for like an hour and then is like aaaamd here you go buddy.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 31/07/2026
Hideo Kojima high fiving everyone in the room.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The problem with bitcoin is you can’t use it as insulation to weather the frigid nights as you journey across the searing asphalt of abandoned data center parking lots to avoid the militias on your way north
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[0005374] Cat adopts dwarf.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power The Secret Is Fish Milk Tune in to Haggerty for the full story.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
damn, I think I'm in - looks like they got Molly right youtu.be/g79GPZSQHBk?...
youtu.be
Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 24/07/2026
I’m not a big fan of Flock cameras but I do think it’s a fun Easter egg that they’re full of candy.
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Luke Epplin @lukeepplin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just out there cutting everything down to their essence.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 21/07/2026
Me with my friends trying to explain grain prices over the next two years and what countries have stored rice and which don’t and what that means for global politics.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/10/2024
The gross excesses of a decadent culture will appear in increasingly obscene forms, until the moral rot at the heart of its people is cured
Hormel Black Label Bacon with Cinnamon Toast Crunch CINNADUST seasoning blend rub
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you want police to police one another, make damages come directly from their pension funds.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 15/07/2026
Unrelated a big uptick in manboobs in our military for unknown reasons.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 15/07/2026
I had to Google to see if Guy Bourdin ever did a Pepsi ad, it looks so much like his style.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
[0008251] Ambushed by a mute and naked 'expedition leader'
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I've never been partially sucked out of window. New to 4chan, was told this was the place to vent
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
[0011756] Game crashes when opening the thoughts screen of certain units
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 06/07/2026
Was in a call with people from another country and while intending to say they were avoiding a “pissing contest” they said “let’s not having a piss competition” and while saying the same thing, the latter is much funnier imo and I want to start using it.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
[0002924] Moody dwarf has inconsistent display of quantities for primary vs. decorative items
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Aryeh @aryehcw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The high standards of democratic legitimacy to which the nation had once been accustomed!
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[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The scene from downfall but he’s just yelling at minions
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 01/07/2026
Hard to understand why Cop and a Half isn’t dominating this discussion.
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Comic Books Danny @comicbooksdanny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That might work on a Cybill Shepherd type but would do you impress, say, a Jodie Foster
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 28/06/2026
Charles Moore did “ironic” columns on the Williams College campus art museum facade. I feel like these are an accidental drunken evolution on that theme.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 28/06/2026
I’ll take it
Quiz results from britmonkey showing my values align with Mamdani
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I will never fully understand the FIFA playoff structure
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the great meeting of the mind titans
a crudely drawn two panel comic.
Two men are podcasting, one of them waves his hand and says "you see, it's very simple, the entire future of humanity rests on people buying as many of my products as possible."
the second man, the host, who is bald and sweaty and bulging says "wow, this is amazing. to even be in your presence is the honor of a lifetime"
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/06/2026
one must imagine sisyphus cleaning the reflecting pool
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Amazon Prime Day used to be about family and Christ. Now it's just a bunch of corporate bullshit.
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We created lawn gnomes, then got mad when raccoons treated them like sex dolls.
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Rotanen ♾️ @rotanen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bad Dudes meme:

The president has filled the reflecting pool with algae.

Are you a bad enough dude to keep tourists from touching it?
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My body is a machine that transforms potential into nothing.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 18/06/2026
i fear we have no choice but to fill the reflecting pool with beans
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 17/06/2026
Pain is ouchies entering the body
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[0009475] Dwarves don't bring sentient corpses to refuse stockpiles.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/06/2026
regretfully I do actually enjoy MMA but there’s no chance I’m giving this garbage my eyeballs
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 12/06/2026
Fertilizer is gone so corn and wheat plantings are off, so Dec/Jan will see some issues globally. Impacts fuel, feed, beef, etc as well. Oil and gas not recovering soon even if straight opened today. McDs says their clientele cannot afford to there to eat. This is all a feedback loop now.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Like an adrenaline junkie but for seeking out extreme conditions of ease and comfort.
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 07/06/2026
I was eight years old and running with a dime in my hand Into the bus stop to pick up a paper for my old man I'd sit on his lap in that big old Buick and steer as we drove through town He'd tousle my hair and say "Son, take a good look around" "This is a fart town, this is your fart town”
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omgponies @shitcrime.com · 07/06/2026
Well, I was born in a fart town And I live in a fart town Probably die in a fart town Oh, those fart communities
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