omgponies @shitcrime.com · 13/08/2026I watch Reacher bc the dialogue is really thought provoking. 110
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 11/05/2026Googled it to find someone else’s, but that’s the one where you shouldn’t wear it but if you do, def don’t wear the hoodie version. 3281
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 20/04/2026Sir, we need a brand name and everything seems to be taken - what if we just had a cat walk across the keyboard instead? 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 27/03/2026Whenever it comes up (not often!), I insist it is named after Kelly Clarkson. I’m fun at parties and have many friends. 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 25/03/2026I don’t know why but “very yes” is cracking me up. (From a table AI spat out ranking probabilities of something) 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 17/03/2026Let’s see what rhymes with “fuck away”? HOW ABOUT “FUCK AWAY”?! You goddam genius. 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 11/03/2026I assume referencing the Wanderer? upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... 030
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 02/01/2026I’m not sure if they pushed an update to Claude but after my laptop recovered from an out of memory crash, my Claude session is swearing non stop and it is amazing. I might enjoy using AI if it keeps this up. 010
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 10/12/2025Back when the Sony Aibo came out in like ‘99, I can recall dudes on Slashdot joke about abusing it. I found this distasteful, mostly picturing them doing it to a real dog. Fast forward to my days lately and I basically just call Claude Code a fucking moron all day. 010
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 09/12/2025These messages are all within the same minute. They acknowledge it is down again, then say it is working, definitely is not. Fun fact: you can’t request a credit for outages while one is happening and they won’t credit for outages due to weather or maintenance. Fuck Xfinity. 110
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 03/12/2025I don’t know when I made this playlist but this just cracked me up. 010
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 05/11/2025Wtf is this ad? Also, it seems @naturalstattrick.com is down-ish? Not loading the previews at least. 110
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 20/07/2025Imagine you go your whole life being told by your parents about the poop fairy and then this trail sign goes and ruins it for you. 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 15/02/2025My car is so fancy that when you tell it the restaurant “Oar House” - which is a few miles away - it makes its own plans. 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 07/02/2025Xfinity absolutely crushing it. If you work on their dev team, I don’t really have anything positive to say here. 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 18/12/2024My flavor of autism is apparently “ffs I don’t want to see your cat pictures”. 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 15/12/2024Saw one of these in Milan at my hotel the week the pandemic broke out. 130
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 06/12/2024Apologies for literally taking a photo of my screen, but it looks like I can predict NFL better than NHL and NHL better than PGA. These are error measurements on NHL. First two measurements you want as small as possible the other two you want as high as possible. 110
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 25/11/2024I feel like the artist saw this and was like “yes! but needs boobs.” 000
omgponies @shitcrime.com · 19/03/2024Say what you will about IMDB, but I learn something new every day from its “Trivia” section. 000
