Sign in

[scoffs]

@welpitsben.bsky.social
474 followers 573 following 1.4K posts

Our magazines and roach traps…gone…all gone.

PostsRepliesMedia
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been talking about this with family, especially in-laws, and whenever I get to the part when I go, “we have no idea how many people this was done to, because…how it works.” always hits. It’s a slam dunk. They love the idea of Trump Being meaningless in a century.
010
Reposted by [scoffs]
Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
damnatio memoriae is the right thing to do with trump for many reasons and at the top of the list is the fact that it will make him so, so angry
391974393
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or Grimey as he liked to be called
110
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry boss I know I haven’t been productive today I spent most of it arguing about Interstellar on Facebook.
000
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drinking like he’s dead
000
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Football day AND I already did all my dumb weekly chores yesterday? Hell yeah.
000
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m thinking about quitting CHAM to become an actress
000
Reposted by [scoffs]
A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
5162611731
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An orioles shirt counts for purple Friday
010
Reposted by [scoffs]
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
2246631686
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s funny how you do something like buy a couch and every website is like, “so you like to buy couches eh?” Like no, not really. Sort of hoping I don’t make another purchase like this for a long time actually.
000
Reposted by [scoffs]
Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this really is impeachable for any president, but really grotesque coming from a regime that cut life-saving development aid because they said it was not efficient
192036615
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Declan Doyle running Derrick Henry on short yardage
The “hey guys! Guess who just got… yelllled aaat!” strip from achewood
000
Reposted by [scoffs]
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE RAVENS WALK-OFF THE COWBOYS
1148684
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
uh oh ravens might just be bad
000
Reposted by [scoffs]
particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
King Pyrrhus of Epirus: a W is a W, baby
1195
Reposted by [scoffs]
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
771050228
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Silksong is a masterpiece
001
Reposted by [scoffs]
Scooter Magruder @scootermagruder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Repost if your college football team is undefeated
1108
Reposted by [scoffs]
shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
3271971953
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yoo-hoo shitheads
100
Reposted by [scoffs]
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
354163164192
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have to walk and pick my kids up from school at 4, which means I basically sit around doing nothing from 3:30 onwards.
000
Reposted by [scoffs]
sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
101103476
Reposted by [scoffs]
GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
worry. every little thing is fucked
121
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I always liked Harry Styles more
000
Reposted by [scoffs]
Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a professional punter, I’m in absolute awe at the masterclass put on by this Congress. Just punt after punt after punt, it’s like rewatching the 0-16 Lions.
581814282
Reposted by [scoffs]
NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ZAY FLOWERS INCREDIBLE
14911
Reposted by [scoffs]
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lamar Jackson is a wizard
1226350
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
football
000
Reposted by [scoffs]
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
6447271008
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Going to start Zelda discourse that the OOT remake should have weapon durability.
100
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love the Kubrick stare
A still from the Matrin Scorsese film, Raging Bull
020
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s cool how I either buy too many bananas or too few bananas but I buy the same number of bananas each time and there’s no way to tell which it will be that week.
001
Reposted by [scoffs]
merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
133297597
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am never betraying songbird again. This fucking robot sucks. This is actually getting just stupid.
100
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Once I was going to change my name to “Local Oaf” like from the Simpsons episode but then someone with that exact name and avatar I’d chosen posted and they seem like cool people so I let ‘em have it
100
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Putting on noise canceling headphones and a podcast doesn’t give you space from your kids. Blasting The Prodigy’s Invaders Must Die from 2009? That will give you space.
100
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m gonna go bald like Peter Boyle
000
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s Ben
000
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My kid has finally talked me into starting season 10 of the Simpsons
100
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are transmitting from the year one nine nine nine
000
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My father, the Padishah Emperor and inventor of toaster strudel,
111
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If I don’t catch a hint of a Baltimore accent I don’t trust your YouTube video about the Ravens sorry
030
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Mina the Hollower
static.klipy.com
Captain Holt's Iconic 'Bone?!' Moment
Alt: Captain Holt's Iconic 'Bone?!' Moment
000
Reposted by [scoffs]
shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
obama rode the anti-bush progressive wave into office and then turned out to be just another worthless imperialist; his failure to deliver on his promises ushered trump into power. shove the longer arc of history up your hole
362206265
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think The Doors hate has gone on too long and it’s time to bring the pendulum back and say The Doors were cool.
110
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
open faced club sand wedge
000
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Guy who has to skip the intro to Total Recall
000
[scoffs] @welpitsben.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m glad the dogs in 101 Dalmatians aren’t living in sin
000