Reposted by Scott HirlemanChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/02/2025why cant IM IN LOVE WITH THE HANDSOME MUMMY RACECAR IN MY BUTT be the book that comes true? 10639103
Reposted by Scott Hirlemaneek @eke.bsky.social · 06/02/2025need some german word for where you become so consumed by vice it becomes impossible to imagine other people aren't as bad as you. normal people don't like having their colleagues lives fucked over for no reason, there's no faction in the military that wants this 624223
Reposted by Scott HirlemanKirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 05/02/2025If you have zero problems calling a boat a she, but not a trans woman, you are a fucktard. 2423
Reposted by Scott HirlemanJonathan Green @greenj.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Presumably Gaza now being sold to the Saudis as an exciting LIV tour inclusion. 4559
Reposted by Scott HirlemanMaj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 03/02/2025You come to the realization that you want more adulation, but don't really have the skills to actually pull this off...but...you can act like you do...you just need someone gullible enough to believe you won't go against the solid advice they've given you and attempt to be bigger than the brand. 113414
Reposted by Scott HirlemanKaren Costa (she/her) @karencosta.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I don't know who needs to hear this but you are allowed to get treatment for your anxiety and depression even if you suspect that their root cause is late-stage capitalism and societal collapse. 07115
Reposted by Scott HirlemanMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/02/2025for sale: checks & balances, never used 484245821
Reposted by Scott HirlemanOmar Wasow @owasow.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:nytimes.comProud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group. 1138348438791
Reposted by Scott HirlemanAlan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Collins winning re-election in Maine was an underrated blow for democracy 517317
Reposted by Scott HirlemanJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 03/02/2025So President Deals got Mexico and Canada to "cave" by having them agree to do things they were already doing. Just a masterful gambit. 2039777
Reposted by Scott HirlemanGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Susan Collins never ceases to disappoint. 4251990
Reposted by Scott HirlemanAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/02/2025This is not me saying: people won’t die if USAID is immediately stopped. The US has made it a globally necessary organization. This is me saying pay attention to what they are fighting like hell about and what they are not. It’s also me saying our goals should be to make it unnecessary. 454463
Scott Hirleman @shirleman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025So confused. Applied for a US passport renewal on Jan 24th (at like 11pm too). Got it in the mail today, was renewed on Jan 30th. 10 total days when it said 6+ weeks online. Very appreciative of the people working hard there but also I thought this stuff was super delayed 😅 000
Reposted by Scott HirlemanJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 02/02/2025If I were the head of a country not the US I’d be thinking real hard about banning Twitter and Tesla from operating. The US has an unauthorized, unelected tyrant seizing power. We can’t shut him down. You can. 221251
Reposted by Scott HirlemanBut Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025So um, after they collapse the global economy, we can stop saying billionaires are smart business-people, right? And kick other people in the shins when they do it? 37718
Reposted by Scott Hirlemanceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2025this is a great idea. unrelated but are any cool countries looking to import guys without any classically “useful” skills 1149236
Reposted by Scott HirlemanNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 02/02/2025getting closer to 40, I haven't had a cigarette in a decade, I've started to get regular exercise, I don't drink beer every day any more. Today I could have gotten a doughnut and didn't because I knew it would make me feel bad. all of this personal growth sucks and I hate it 2071115
Reposted by Scott HirlemanGale Sinatra @galesinatra.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Everyone stop what you are doing right now and take pictures of every room in your house. Open the cabinets, take pictures. Take picture outside. Take video. Thank you for coming to my climate change burned my house down insurnace Ted Talk. 319423
Reposted by Scott HirlemanMike Branom @mikebranom.com · 31/01/2025Mark thinks he'll be one of the triumphant oligarchs at the end, chuckling over brandy in his bunker – but he's more like the oligarch thrown off a tall building at the end of Act 1 as a warning to the others. 28010
Reposted by Scott Hirlemanjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I work with a lot of americans, and as a canadian I say "sorry" a lot, I know it's a cliche but I've realized there's a large cultural difference on how that word is percieved in the US it's used to take culpability for something, in Canada it's used to express empathy for something happening 593974
Reposted by Scott HirlemanKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 31/01/2025De-Nazify shit. 387286332533
Reposted by Scott Hirlemanjoejoejp.bsky.social @joejoejp.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The first thing Canada should do is cut Fox from all cable stations in Canada. 1213105463
Reposted by Scott HirlemanAlex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I was a strict pacifist for as long as I’ve been old enough to have introspective thoughts about the value and utility of violence. And I want you to understand that was predicated on the false assumption that my society was stewarded by humans bound by ethics I mostly shared with those rulers. 911616
Reposted by Scott Hirlemanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/01/2025hey question, is this bad? 27925354113763
Reposted by Scott HirlemanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/01/2025if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now. 621286064648
Reposted by Scott HirlemanEvey Winters @eveywinters.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Guys like crypto because they desperately need the thrill of something going down on them when they least expect it. 815621
Reposted by Scott HirlemanFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 31/01/2025talking to some people who live paycheck to paycheck about what’s likely coming, and I do in fact think a lot of Americans are going to be extremely angry when Trump and Musk suddenly impoverish them 8857
Reposted by Scott HirlemanBNO News @bnonews.com · 31/01/2025BREAKING: About 40 prosecutors who worked on Jan. 6 cases in D.C. have been fired - ABC 691468490
Reposted by Scott HirlemanKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Watching this on repeat how is your day going? 1897494857869
Reposted by Scott Hirlemanadam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Say what you will about Jordan Peterson’s politics, you can’t deny that this fit goes hard 617611
Reposted by Scott HirlemanJen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 31/01/2025An EPA staffer says this message is going around re: latest Microsoft computer update: "It’s likely your status on Teams is being monitored, and a hint was dropped to us by someone higher up in EPA that they may be monitoring Teams calls. We now have to be careful of what we say on Teams calls." 17356481446
Reposted by Scott Hirlemanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/02/2025they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply. 7495844311301
Reposted by Scott Hirlemanandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/02/2025I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night 231083292
Reposted by Scott HirlemanFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 31/01/2025This said it all about the obscene evil and misogynistic bigotry at play here: 281653480
Reposted by Scott HirlemanButt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 01/02/2025More like coup d'twat amirite 514216
Reposted by Scott HirlemanKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I wonder if Cory Booker’s social media training for elected Dems included to just keep blithely posting as your terrified constituents beg you to do something 953119498
Reposted by Scott HirlemanFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 31/01/2025Maybe if we forcefully encourage the Democrats to fight back robustly against Trump, people will think they suck less. 1121931
Reposted by Scott HirlemanCalif Creative @califcreative.bsky.social · 30/01/2025It’s overcast and cold today. Must be from DEI. 1435027
Reposted by Scott HirlemanAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Query: If “DEI” is the reason for the plane collision, why is this the first accident in [checks watch] 16 years? 🤔 317129142591
Reposted by Scott Hirlemanandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/01/2025okay so "in california" wasn't the right answer to my boss asking where i see myself in five years 25956110
Reposted by Scott HirlemanChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/01/2025He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people. 27457862611483
Reposted by Scott HirlemanMekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 30/01/2025Racists found a way to blame Boeing crashes on DEI.🤡 They found a way to blame the LA fires on DEI.🤡 They'll find a way to blame this on DEI too. Facts don't matter. If someone has enough racism and sexism in them, their mind covers the gap between the truth and all these easily debunkable lies. 15522112