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@dimcheff.wtf
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Ann Arborite at heart, in Jackson Hole for a while. Computerist, aspiring cat dad, best skier on the mountain. Go Blue. Build housing, transit, and bike lanes. Ban cars. 🖖 he/him as seen on vice.com signal: @bdimcheff.1701

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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 34m
stop verbing nouns
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 6h
Luckily, Dennis' physique fits neatly inside a coozie on cold mornings.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a small lizard standing on the street with a purple foam rubber can cooler fit snugly around his torso
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 29/09/2026
wait did Clock Shit happen again while i was at dinner?
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 29/09/2026
sup
me and a cactus
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 29/09/2026
just saw a Jay Feely “police endorsed” yard sign lmao
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 29/09/2026
Phoenix, Arizona is in the Mountain Standard Time Zone
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
The Salt Lake City International Airport is smoke free.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
just saw a lady make someone get out of her assigned middle seat instead of taking the aisle seat that someone was willing to give her so a couple could sit together??
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
AES turbo team membership confirmed
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
every time I look at the gros ventre slide, I think it looks like lenin is lounging on the side of the mountain (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Ve... is interesting)
big landslide, looks like a dude with his arm upportrait of lenin with mustache and eyebrows that make me think the slide looks like him
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Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 28/09/2026
As promised, the full Michigan Marching Band performance of the Lord of the Rings show, with Yo-Yo Ma. youtu.be/cIw6vpfDIus?...
youtu.be
Lord of the Rings with Yo-Yo Ma - Sept. 26, 2026 - Michigan vs Iowa - Michigan Marching Band
YouTube video by Michigan Marching Band
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
the elk bugling tonight really was something. they're real worked up.
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
it's not that hard
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
started/going, may 22 vs today. they drained most of the water from jackson lake to irrigate crops after a dry summer and warm winter with poor snowpack. you can walk around on the lake bed.
sunset photo of the tetons with a lake in front of itnot quite sunset photo of the tetons with a lake only in the left corner and dry ground where the lake used to be
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David Cook @davidycook1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thinking about getting an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty
Portapotties for simulating using the restroom
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 27/09/2026
I don't get the Lions game here, which is probably for the best...
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Elk have been so prolific at damaging cars that a local body shop has apparently been much busier this year."
jalopnik.com
Move Over Neil The Seal — An Elk Named 'Smash' Declares War On Cars - Jalopnik
Instead of being obsessed with traffic cones like Neil is, this massive elk in Colorado has a real problem with anything on four wheels.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My kids have measles, I can’t buy diesel, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now I’ll be able to watch a baseball game in a national park
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 27/09/2026
I just watched an acquaintance get asked for his number at the bar by a woman who he interacted with for approximately thirty seconds, and you know what good for him, but also this concept is entirely foreign to me lmao
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 27/09/2026
this will fix me
a nicely browned chicken i just pulled off the grill
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
"without sports this wouldn't be disgusting" was better
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
the assico vibes linger from last week
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
you really want to force iowa to score their points on offense
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
november 3rd can't come soon enough
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
go blue, beat iowa
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
what do you think they would have called if he did a jerkoff motion?
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
TV on wheels was a good idea
some beef stroganoff in front of my laptop with this skeet being drafted, the tv is behind with 4 football games on
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
The instant pot water kinda tastes a little bit like the last thing I cooked in there. I think I made spare rib lacroix.
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
"without sports this wouldn't be disgusting" was better
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
my life is substantively better since i just stopped bothering to fold these
an unfolded pile of kitchen towels in a little basket on my counter
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
oh there are gremlins working on the audio all right...
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
RIP T00T
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
indiana lucky to escape here
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 26/09/2026
retvrn
A picture of a piece of old torn and aged paper label, fragile and cracked with age, that states THIS BLUESKY POSTER COMPLIES WITH AUSTRALIAN STANDARD No. PM-00 FREE FROM POSTER'S MADNESS PUBLISHED BY THE STANDARDS AS.... and the remainder is torn.
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
chiles dropping bombs
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
does anyone have standing to sue about this fucking “paid for by the US government” ad?
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
5-0 is a sicko-ass score
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
once again didn’t want to go on a bike ride but i made myself and 10min later the brain chemicals make me wonder why i ever resisted
my bike in front of a field and the tetons
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 25/09/2026
itysl ranked profoundly too low
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 25/09/2026
the wall street journal is mad that the rent is too damned low www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
wsj.com
Portland Real Estate Is Such a Mess That All Housing Is Affordable Housing
Rarely has the Oregon city seen such a narrow price gap between market-rate and affordable units.
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 25/09/2026
my friend kelsey made me get a threads account and it pre-seeded me with 69 followers
bdimcheff threads profile with 69 followers
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 25/09/2026
would
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 25/09/2026
“why is a famous skier buying a ton of water at whole foods?” 5min later:
Public Safety Alert
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TETON_WY ALERTS- BOIL ORDER for all Town of Jackson water system customers, including customers outside town limits.
USE bottled water or BOIL water for 3 minutes before drinking, cooking, brushing teeth, or making ice. Continue until further notice.
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 24/09/2026
i don’t know what it says about me that my autocarrot insists on changing “cucked” to “fucked” but it’s probably not great
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 29/04/2026
these nyt voter panels always deal *so much* psychic damage
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 24/09/2026
who is responsible for his hand makeup and why are they so bad at color matching?
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