adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not to toot my own horn about this too much but one time at a car meet I told a guy “that’s a real weird way to talk about women” and he shut the fuck immediately and I have never felt more powerful. 170
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 05/08/2026*sets the big “days since will stancil discourse on my timeline” sign back to “0”* 100
Reposted by adamwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/07/2026it’s crazy that Sam Altman didn’t go to turbo prison for 10,000 years the first time someone killed themselves because of ChatGPT 232865540
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 24/07/2026You can’t trick me into thinking about something will stencil said stop trying to make me think about things will stencil said 130
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 14/07/2026AI may be drying up lakes, poisoning the air, making utility rates skyrocket, being forced on us by a gaggle of idiot technocrats stupid enough to believe in rokos basilisk, and making everyone who uses it dumber, but at least it’s also useless 110
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 16/06/2026George Russel has the bearing of a man who is always about two sentences away from telling me that his daddy owns the lake 000
Reposted by adamKiku @ SPX W15A @kikuhughes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026these are getting weird 218183505653
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The only way to increase shareholder value is to change things, so once a problem is solved the only way to increase shareholder value is to unsolve it. 060
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Billionaires out here begging for handouts for pretending to be useful. Embarrassing. 020
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Connecting a car to the internet is a mortal sin what do you mean you’re “pushing an update” I will kill you with a gun 060
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Personally, I think it’s cool and good that we’re gonna trade The Great Salt Lake for a chatbot. Thanks Kevin O’Leary! www.sltrib.com/news/2026/05...sltrib.comAt contentious meeting, Box Elder County OKs massive data center project backed by a celebrity investorFacing hundreds of protesters who oppose the project, the Box Elder County Commission cast its final vote on a massive data center campus. 020
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Looking on with righteous envy at progressive candidates across the country gathering momentum while here at home the Democratic Establishment shovels buckets of money into opposition research of slightly left-of-center candidates to ensure the new safe D district goes to Ben McFuckingAdams 010
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 23/03/2026My large adult son Anton is so based he orders milk etc etc you know the rest of the joke you’ve got it I don’t need to bother 041
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I can accept that he was too stupid to know what it was when he got it. That’s easy to swallow. Lots of people are very stupid. But if that’s true, then it follows that he’s also too stupid to vote for. “He’s not racist, he’s just too stupid to know when he’s being racist” is *also* disqualifying 1111
Reposted by adamThom Coffyn @mecha-tho.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Every morning I have to learn about some new rough beast and every one of them is slouching toward Bethlehem to be born 1268
Reposted by adamDex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 16/01/2026“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy 65170215058
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Kinda wild how “A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.” only applies to providing universal healthcare and not abolishing ICE 050
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 08/01/2026the White House’s position is that brown people living in the US is an “invasion” that we need to repel by giving the dumbest motherfucker you knew in high school a gun and absolute immunity, but bombing a sovereign nation and kidnapping their president is just a cheeky little romp in the jungle 010
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Do you think all the scientists who worked so hard on fiber optic cables and stuff get mad when they think about how the only thing all that bandwidth they invented gets used for is showing ads to people who don’t want to see them 000
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 13/12/2025The speed limit should be 55mph for this man specifically 150
Reposted by adamClaire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 04/11/2025“Devotion” Paper lanterns at Yasaka Shrine in Kyoto, Japan during the Gion Matsuri festival. Taken on Fujifilm Provia. glass.photo/108c/2rKV77U... #filmphotography #xpan #35mm #BelieveInFilm 511422
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Maybe all of this wouldn’t have happened if we hadn’t let unboxing videos off the hook so fast. 100
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Do you think British people really talk like that or is it just for TV? 010
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I need all the news agencies reporting on this to understand just how much vitriol a midwesterner can put into “I’m concerned for his health” 0102
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I can’t believe we let the “I hate small talk” people win 010
Reposted by adamJG Pasterjak @jpasterjak.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Sometimes, motorsports gets it. SCCA Solo Nats competitor is protested on Day 1 in a ladies class for being trans. Protest committee rules aggrieved party should get fucked into the sun. Day 2 the rest of class shows support for the protested party on way to her first run. She would go on to win. 9328136
Reposted by adamDarren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students. 1744831800
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Gavin Newsom has the teeth of a man who should not be trusted 021
Reposted by adamKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/08/2025New trans inclusive bathroom about to open 428249
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Hozier has two kinds of songs: songs about fucking and songs about fucking the military industrial complex (and also fucking) 151
Reposted by adammichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I'm a MILLENNIAL I fell IN LOVE with the GARDEN HOSE my GEN X COUSIN drank from bc I THOUGHT THEY WERE KISSING and DESIRE IS MIMETIC I grew up IN LOVE WITH A GARDEN HOSE and brought it with me when I VOTED FOR BARACK OBAMA but then my HOSE WAS STOLEN while I was OCCUPYING WALL STREET THE! END!! 121242203
Reposted by adamskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025just try the LLM dude just do it it's the future it lies and gives you psychosis man if you don't use it you'll get left behind dude 626046
Reposted by adamGlass @glass.photo · 17/06/2025There’s something timeless about Claire’s film photography. Whether she’s walking through Seattle or on the road, her work elevates the everyday with warmth and intention. Don’t miss this one. gls.photo/Viw5sV #photography #photographycommunity #glass #filmphotography #cinemaphotography 08411
Reposted by adama team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 28/06/2025who’s that star war guy you like? 201179150
Reposted by adamEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 19/06/2025If you're a writer, don't suffer for your art. That's what readers are for. 1173
Reposted by adamleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers 377337757789
Reposted by adamleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/06/2025my ancestor, hakka warrior from the ming dynasty: this stone you hold contains the sum of all human knowledge me: yeah my ancestor: and every day you use it to read things that make you mad me: ok wait, that’s not really– my ancestor: give me another, what did you call this again me: four loko 102339401
Reposted by adamMax Waugh @maxwaughphoto.bsky.social · 29/05/2025A mother puma stands watch as her cubs try to rest. They had just led us on a lengthy walk up and down the hills, so I kinda wish I was the one curled up with my eyes shut at the time. 0469
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I think we could make a lot of hay out of posting like Trump is the antichrist. I don’t think it’ll accomplish anything, but I *do* think it’d be fun. 120
adam @molotovmoktail.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Is it a “recession indicator” or is it the normal course of retro trends and nothing has gotten better since 2003 010
![A protest form from the Sports Car Club of America national autocross championships, alleging that a trans woman is not eligible to compete in ladies classes for [reasons]. Ruling of protest committee is that the protest has no basis and protesting party is an asshole.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vgjmwvzjdopkybb2ylfkgzge/bafkreihgqslkpkyxar2votxulxz34vlbrhusk3az4pu74rf5w54npugvba)
