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Andrew Shipe

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A Rube Goldberg machine for turning Diet Coke into work.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "redacted" KID: ████████ JUDGE: correct
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
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Blacksky Algorithms @blackskyweb.xyz · 29/07/2026
🔥 The Blacksky mobile app is here. Today we're opening up our public beta on both iOS and Android. If you've been waiting for a native mobile experience, now's your chance to try it before our full public launch and help us make it even better. 🧵👇
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas
Britannica page on algae
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Max Hailperin @maxhailperin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Minnesota's tool for checking voter registration also shows if you are signed up to get mailed a ballot for every election. If you are signed up, then you don't need to apply each year unless you want the ballot mailed somewhere other than your residence. mnvotes.sos.mn.gov/voterstatusc...
Screenshot of Minnesota voter registration status check response with a highlighted paragraph "You are a permanent absentee voter. An absentee ballot will be mailed to the residence address you have provided for all elections."
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wonder where the blue portal was
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes
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M Ryder @wanderways.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Runnah UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha! MIDA says no sleep til revolution. Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die. You know what to do QUEST In a single run: 🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught 🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you
A picture of _gantry the MIDA liaison in Marathon
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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words @words.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
my mutual told me Claude keeps eating his tokens so I asked how many tokens he has and he said he just goes to the API and gets more tokens so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding tokens to claude and then his software as a service started crying
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They interviewed Andrew Scott from Wake Up Deadman
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
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André Arko @indirect.io · 06/10/2025
announcing a new community-focused gem server from the team previously behind rubygems: gem.coop. join us and start using it today!
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Kickstarter United @kickstarterunited.org · 26/09/2025
Help us tell Kickstarter leadership we can avoid a strike! actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
Ready to strike!
We're willing to strike starting October 2nd if management won't make a deal to protect our existing four-day, 32-hour workweek and establish a livable minimum salary.

Please help us avoid a strike by signing our open letter linked below.

[then there's a fist emoji and the Kickstarter United logo in the bottom-right corner]
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
A tradition unlike any other in college football: sadists force sick children to watch Iowa football for a minute or two until they’re able to escape to the safety of their hospital rooms.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
To make it clear, a catch begins sometime in the Cretaceous period, where it dies, is covered by sediment, and slowly becomes a part of the geological strata, overtime compression and gravity, transform it into a semi-catch, which over millions of years will one day solidify into a full catch
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Jason Snell @snell.zone · 19/08/2025
The new "step 3 profit" is "step 10 Dyson Sphere"
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 18/08/2025
I am _very_ excited to see what ersc.io becomes
ersc.io
East River Source Control
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Tarik Skubal is the result of a lab accident involving Jason Kubel, a snake, and a mysterious mutagenic ooze
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
#booksky
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Having read this I had to do it so my brain could move on with my day. “Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows” #MNTwins
The Minnesota Twins “Minnie & Paul” logo at Target Field. Two 1960s style animated baseball players representing Minneapolis and St. Paul shaking hands over a river representing the Mississippi
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The Shining reboot is going great.
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 22/05/2025
🎉🎉🎉
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 16/05/2025
Themistocles emailing Athens a Copilot-generated summary of his meeting with the Oracle: "Walls constructed of timber often do not fall and are generally safe for use around your family."
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
My Navy told me the Red Sea keeps swallowing its planes so I asked how many planes it has and it said it just goes to Lockheed Martin and gets a new plane afterwards so I said it sounds like it's just feeding planes to the Red Sea and the defense secretary started crying
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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 07/05/2025
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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Leo S @yoleo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It's so beautiful 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
laughed pretty hard at this boat
Boat named Sayler in the old school Slayer font
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Google obliterated their search function for this
Google AI claims: "Nicolas Cage and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson appeared in the 1996 film The Rock."
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John VanEnk @sw17.ch · 25/03/2025
Just doing some reading about the design of cryptographic protocols.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Alice and Bob, but with all occurrences of "Alice and Bob" replaced with "Hegseth and Waltz".
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Jessica Shortall @jessicashortall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 15/03/2025
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/03/2025
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
Aimonetti Justin	Aimonetti, Justin W.	Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov
Altik Jacob	Altik, Jacob R.	Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov
Armstrong	Anthony	Armstrong, Anthony J.	Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov
Balajadia	Jennifer	Balajadia, Jennifer	Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov
Beynon	Alexandra	Beynon, Alexandra T.	Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini	Riccardo	Biasini, Riccardo N.	Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov
Bobba	Akash	Bobba, Akash N.	Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov
Boizelle	Ashley	Boizelle, Ashley S.	Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov
Bryant	Emily	Bryant, Emily L.	Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov
Burnham	James	Burnham, James	James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov
Coristine	Edward	Coristine, Edward H.	Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov
Davis	Steven	Davis, Steven M.	Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov
Elez	Marko	Elez, Marko	Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov
Farritor	Luke	Farritor, Luke E.	Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov
Fox	Joshua	Fox, Joshua	Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov
Hanley	Joshua	Hanley, Joshua A.	Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov
Holmes	Stephanie	Holmes, Stephanie M.	Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov
Killian	Gautier	Killian, Gautier C.	Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov
Kmiec	Keenan	Kmiec, Keenan D.	Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov
Lahera	Nicholas	Lahera, Nicholas	Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov
Lindemann	Kendall	Lindemann, Kendall M.	Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov
Musk	Elon	Musk, Elon R.	erm71@who.eop.gov
Peters	Noah	Peters, Noah	Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov
Rajpal	Nikhil	Rajpal, Nikhil	Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov
Ramada	Adam	Ramada, Adam	Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov
Raynor	Austin	Raynor, Austin L.	Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov
Schutt	Kyle	Schutt, Kyle L.	Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov
Shaotran	Ethan	Shaotran, Ethan	Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov
Smith	Brad	Smith, Brad M.	Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov
Stanley	Christopher	Stanley, Christopher A.	Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov
Wick	Jordan	Wick, Jordan K.	Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov
Wiles	Susan	Wiles, Susan S.	Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
This is how bad it is in the US. The American Bar Association had to put out a statement in support of the Rule of Law. www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...
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The ABA supports the rule of law
It has been three weeks since Inauguration Day. Most Americans recognize that newly elected leaders bring change. That is expected. But most Americans also expect that changes will take place in accor...
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Apple Intelligence’s commitment to writing incomprehensible summaries is unparalleled
“Columbian president condemned something,” notification from X reads
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 19/01/2025
the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
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