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Honey Biffket

@b1ffy.bsky.social
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Matt. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Werder, Brøndby, Everton, and beyond. Steely Dan is Yacht Rock. The Union Forever. linktr.ee/Minnesota_Biff

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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 1h
Just saw someone on this free website suggest that “Phee and the Lynx has obviously run its course” and listen, we’re all crashing out in our own ways but come the fuck on.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 2h
I was unable to watch the Lynx because I was teaching my son to read but among my disappointment I find joy in the privilege of watching Olivia Miles and the fun this team brought in a very difficult summer. Next year.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 4h
I need Courtney Williams to take, and make, a series of increasingly batshit bad-look shots.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 4h
Please, Lynx.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 5h
When I see the incredible Benetton kit that I’m not going to buy because I’m not a Benetton supporter
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Sad Pablo Escobar: A Lonely Figure
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 8h
Whether it’s tech billionaires, politics grifters, Man City, or the fucking President, we’ve taught powerful entities over the past two decades that it’s ok to cheat and lie because there are no consequences and they’ve all behaved predictably. Only one way to change that.
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IDtheMIKE is probably running @idthemike.xyz · 8h
It's possible to hold that... 1) LLMs are extremely powerful tools 2) that are probably being misapplied by the vast majority of current users and 3) the purveyors don't have a defensible moat, so 4) their valuations are fucking absurd
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 12h
Just wrapped up this excellent interview. I’ve got little English but substantial Irish heritage, so when I got interested in Premier League the role Liverpool played in my ancestor’s emigration brought me to Everton. I didn’t know about Liverpool’s role in slavery until recently.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 14h
Still just incredible to me that we got sports in the national divorce. Republicans absolutely do not know ball.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 16h
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We passed the bill to address the thing you were really mad about! No, not the tariffs. Sorry, not the Iran war either. The Trump Checks? No, why would you even ask about that. The bill ESPN was obsessed with. You know, the thing Tommy Tuberville has been talking about. No, not the furries either.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unpacked and started laundry the moment I got home please clap
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LIV!!!
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the President addresses the nation this afternoon
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is that my club making several strong hiring appointments in a row? The Essendon Bombers? #GoDons
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flying home in the morning. Love you, Seattle. It’s been a long time since I was this sad to leave a place.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me have about me men who are fat. Yon Cassius hath that lean and hungry look. He thinks too much; such men are fucking dangerous.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Man with Curly Hair Says WUT Meme
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best day of my Gopher fandom since 2019 and it’s not particularly close.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I forgot that I had a can of beer in my pocket. U of Washington security failed to catch it. I sat down on it and spent the entire game with wet beer pants.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2nd grossest thing that’s been on Fleck’s face after a win, behind the mayo
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s far better to be on the other side of this
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBB
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are 5,000 fans left in this stadium yet the noise is somehow louder than when it was full.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Shy Seal Standing in Pool
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is…is this going to happen?
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot believe the Gophers just got that field goal (complimentary)
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s 2009: I’m at a Gopher game watching the fans boo Jedd Fisch. It’s 2026: I’m at a Gopher game watching the fans boo Jedd Fisch.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok. Gophers are up 14 points on the road. How will Danny Collins fuck this up?
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey. So, I’m just suggesting we might not be great. #Gophers
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, these seats.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no! Disaster! What a John Mateer!
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guess I’ve got a new nickname
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So the University of Washington campus is gorgeous
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YES HAHAHAHA Y…. (Gurgling sounds as I drown in the upper deck)
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Werder
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gameday
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fremantle, no.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok I’ll say it: I don’t get the “Country Roads” craze.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not going to make it to the end of this Grand Final. Freo, do this.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching all of these former Essendon players score in the Grand Final
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🚨AFL DOINK🚨
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This, to me, is beautiful
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is some good footy
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m watching the Atlantic Coast Conference on local time (Pacific)
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SUCCESSFUL TE PASS PLAY I AM ERECT
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen Cal, Clemson is bad now but you can’t be running into your return coverage and falling down like Wile E. Coyote.
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Honey Biffket @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Go Fremantle
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