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Andrew Shipe

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A Rube Goldberg machine for turning Diet Coke into work.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is now Goldy's month
Goldy the Gopher dressed as an astronaut, the Joker, R2D2, Shrek, no clue, Chris Pratt in Jurassic Park, a Minion, and a classic type ghost
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 28/09/2026
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "redacted" KID: ████████ JUDGE: correct
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 11/08/2026
A point of emphasis in my county’s training this year was saying that an ID is not required when someone presents one so that folks in line don’t think it is required. Appreciated that interpretation even if some folks just have it out because they have a hard to spell last name.
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 05/08/2026
clock_why_😭
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Blacksky Algorithms @blackskyweb.xyz · 29/07/2026
🔥 The Blacksky mobile app is here. Today we're opening up our public beta on both iOS and Android. If you've been waiting for a native mobile experience, now's your chance to try it before our full public launch and help us make it even better. 🧵👇
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 27/07/2026
If ever there was a jersey for @steveklabnik.com to buy
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas
Britannica page on algae
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 29/05/2026
I feel your pain, this helped me never have to fight with that button again github.com/i5heu/ublock...
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GitHub - i5heu/ublock-hide-yt-shorts: Maintained - uBlock Origin filter list to hide YouTube Shorts
Maintained - uBlock Origin filter list to hide YouTube Shorts - i5heu/ublock-hide-yt-shorts
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 24/05/2026
💪💪💪
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Max Hailperin @maxhailperin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Minnesota's tool for checking voter registration also shows if you are signed up to get mailed a ballot for every election. If you are signed up, then you don't need to apply each year unless you want the ballot mailed somewhere other than your residence. mnvotes.sos.mn.gov/voterstatusc...
Screenshot of Minnesota voter registration status check response with a highlighted paragraph "You are a permanent absentee voter. An absentee ballot will be mailed to the residence address you have provided for all elections."
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 15/05/2026
Excited for the generation learning to spell via TikTok auto captions
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 01/05/2026
Consistent if not traditional www.ayearofslowcooking.com/2010/09/slow...
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Slow Cooker Pesto Spinach Lasagna Recipe
pesto lasagna vegetarian crockpot slow cooker recipe
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wonder where the blue portal was
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes
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Ghost Ryder @wanderways.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Runnah UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha! MIDA says no sleep til revolution. Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die. You know what to do QUEST In a single run: 🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught 🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you
A picture of _gantry the MIDA liaison in Marathon
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 04/03/2026
That sure would be a different kind of experience for a 1.5 year old 😂
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 04/03/2026
I’m current referred to as “Mama D” which I can only assume means I’m a D-tier mama and is quite a burn
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 08/01/2026
🤣🤣🤣 roasted
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words @words.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
my mutual told me Claude keeps eating his tokens so I asked how many tokens he has and he said he just goes to the API and gets more tokens so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding tokens to claude and then his software as a service started crying
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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They interviewed Andrew Scott from Wake Up Deadman
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 22/10/2025
The Brainerd/181 school board has made this 3-3 split chaos into an art over the past ~6 months
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André Arko @indirect.io · 06/10/2025
announcing a new community-focused gem server from the team previously behind rubygems: gem.coop. join us and start using it today!
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Kickstarter United @kickstarterunited.org · 26/09/2025
Help us tell Kickstarter leadership we can avoid a strike! actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
Ready to strike!
We're willing to strike starting October 2nd if management won't make a deal to protect our existing four-day, 32-hour workweek and establish a livable minimum salary.

Please help us avoid a strike by signing our open letter linked below.

[then there's a fist emoji and the Kickstarter United logo in the bottom-right corner]
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 14/09/2025
😭😭😭
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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
A tradition unlike any other in college football: sadists force sick children to watch Iowa football for a minute or two until they’re able to escape to the safety of their hospital rooms.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
To make it clear, a catch begins sometime in the Cretaceous period, where it dies, is covered by sediment, and slowly becomes a part of the geological strata, overtime compression and gravity, transform it into a semi-catch, which over millions of years will one day solidify into a full catch
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Jason Snell @snell.zone · 19/08/2025
The new "step 3 profit" is "step 10 Dyson Sphere"
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 18/08/2025
I am _very_ excited to see what ersc.io becomes
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East River Source Control
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 19/08/2025
🎉🎉🎉
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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Tarik Skubal is the result of a lab accident involving Jason Kubel, a snake, and a mysterious mutagenic ooze
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
#booksky
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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Having read this I had to do it so my brain could move on with my day. “Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows” #MNTwins
The Minnesota Twins “Minnie & Paul” logo at Target Field. Two 1960s style animated baseball players representing Minneapolis and St. Paul shaking hands over a river representing the Mississippi
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The Shining reboot is going great.
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 22/05/2025
🎉🎉🎉
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Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 16/05/2025
Themistocles emailing Athens a Copilot-generated summary of his meeting with the Oracle: "Walls constructed of timber often do not fall and are generally safe for use around your family."
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club
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