Reposted by Andrew ShipeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i've never played minecraft but my hunch is that the frustrations of terraforming and city planning with a playstation controller are not unlike trying to go 10-7 with kenny pickett 191449161
Reposted by Andrew ShipeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it is now Goldy's month 1130359
Reposted by Andrew ShipeTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2994712699
Reposted by Andrew ShipeFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "redacted" KID: ████████ JUDGE: correct 2310101
Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 11/08/2026A point of emphasis in my county’s training this year was saying that an ID is not required when someone presents one so that folks in line don’t think it is required. Appreciated that interpretation even if some folks just have it out because they have a hard to spell last name. 120
Reposted by Andrew Shipeaustin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices 142261351
Reposted by Andrew ShipeBlacksky Algorithms @blackskyweb.xyz · 29/07/2026🔥 The Blacksky mobile app is here. Today we're opening up our public beta on both iOS and Android. If you've been waiting for a native mobile experience, now's your chance to try it before our full public launch and help us make it even better. 🧵👇 1692489688
Reposted by Andrew ShipeCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out. 114137702879
Reposted by Andrew ShipeThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas 15860381108
Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 29/05/2026I feel your pain, this helped me never have to fight with that button again github.com/i5heu/ublock...github.comGitHub - i5heu/ublock-hide-yt-shorts: Maintained - uBlock Origin filter list to hide YouTube ShortsMaintained - uBlock Origin filter list to hide YouTube Shorts - i5heu/ublock-hide-yt-shorts 010
Reposted by Andrew ShipeAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085401116197
Reposted by Andrew ShipeMax Hailperin @maxhailperin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Minnesota's tool for checking voter registration also shows if you are signed up to get mailed a ballot for every election. If you are signed up, then you don't need to apply each year unless you want the ballot mailed somewhere other than your residence. mnvotes.sos.mn.gov/voterstatusc... 13118
Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 15/05/2026Excited for the generation learning to spell via TikTok auto captions 110
Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 01/05/2026Consistent if not traditional www.ayearofslowcooking.com/2010/09/slow...ayearofslowcooking.comSlow Cooker Pesto Spinach Lasagna Recipepesto lasagna vegetarian crockpot slow cooker recipe 110
Reposted by Andrew ShipeCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Wonder where the blue portal was 71418
Reposted by Andrew ShipeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes 245172649
Reposted by Andrew ShipeGhost Ryder @wanderways.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Runnah UESC wants to move bedtime up an houha! MIDA says no sleep til revolution. Stay up late. Midnight oil. Dusk til dawn. Cock a doodle do or die. You know what to do QUEST In a single run: 🔳 Play your gameboy under the covers and don’t get caught 🔳 Pretend to be asleep when Orion checks on you 7706241
Reposted by Andrew Shipekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/12/2024my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would. 714762742
Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 04/03/2026That sure would be a different kind of experience for a 1.5 year old 😂 020
Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 04/03/2026I’m current referred to as “Mama D” which I can only assume means I’m a D-tier mama and is quite a burn 120
Reposted by Andrew Shipenilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment 168175335428
Reposted by Andrew Shipewords @words.bsky.social · 30/12/2025my mutual told me Claude keeps eating his tokens so I asked how many tokens he has and he said he just goes to the API and gets more tokens so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding tokens to claude and then his software as a service started crying 36413
Reposted by Andrew ShipeIng aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 27/12/2025They interviewed Andrew Scott from Wake Up Deadman 0162
Reposted by Andrew ShipeZito @zeets.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same 388124821873
Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 22/10/2025The Brainerd/181 school board has made this 3-3 split chaos into an art over the past ~6 months 020
Reposted by Andrew ShipeAndré Arko @indirect.io · 06/10/2025announcing a new community-focused gem server from the team previously behind rubygems: gem.coop. join us and start using it today! 15297134
Reposted by Andrew ShipeKickstarter United @kickstarterunited.org · 26/09/2025Help us tell Kickstarter leadership we can avoid a strike! actionnetwork.org/letters/tell... 04218
Reposted by Andrew Shipebendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025A tradition unlike any other in college football: sadists force sick children to watch Iowa football for a minute or two until they’re able to escape to the safety of their hospital rooms. 3223
Reposted by Andrew ShipeBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2025To make it clear, a catch begins sometime in the Cretaceous period, where it dies, is covered by sediment, and slowly becomes a part of the geological strata, overtime compression and gravity, transform it into a semi-catch, which over millions of years will one day solidify into a full catch 1864586
Reposted by Andrew ShipeJason Snell @snell.zone · 19/08/2025The new "step 3 profit" is "step 10 Dyson Sphere" 33610
Reposted by Andrew ShipeAdam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 18/08/2025I am _very_ excited to see what ersc.io becomesersc.ioEast River Source Control 0222
Reposted by Andrew ShipeNight Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Tarik Skubal is the result of a lab accident involving Jason Kubel, a snake, and a mysterious mutagenic ooze 021
Reposted by Andrew ShipeStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this 8096337314278
Reposted by Andrew ShipeNight Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Having read this I had to do it so my brain could move on with my day. “Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows” #MNTwins 042
Reposted by Andrew ShipeErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 02/06/2025The Shining reboot is going great. 727336
Andrew Shipe @shi.pe · 16/05/2025Themistocles emailing Athens a Copilot-generated summary of his meeting with the Oracle: "Walls constructed of timber often do not fall and are generally safe for use around your family." 151
Reposted by Andrew ShipeDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 12/05/2025“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house” 156127173347
Reposted by Andrew Shipeinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/05/2025the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club 3764191