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We need to take a good, long look at all of the traditions around college football, and then rip out everything that doesn’t keep kids safe. There’s absolutely no acceptable reason for marching band kids to die.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The oldest got a job at a place called Chicken Salad Chick and dumps some tubs in the fridge pretty much every night. We just learned that the boy loves it, grabs it out of the fridge constantly, and is currently using a mozzarella stick as a delivery vessel for lemon basil chicken salad.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It’s time for us all to come together and cheer for God and America’s team, Notre Dame.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Well that was disappointing, Senne.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Get up, Slabhead. It’s not the right time for pranks and jokes.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Michigan, I know exactly what you need. A brilliant man who’s more than just a football coach. In a just world, Tommy Tuberville will be available soon.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Michigan fans haven’t been this mad since the Bible was translated from Aramaic to Latin to Greek to English.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Minnesota beat Eastern Illinois with a sack of nails last night, and now we enter my favorite part of the college football opening weekend: cackling with glee at any and all struggles from the other B1G teams.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY GOPHER GAMEDAY! It is time to get your chili hot.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I feel so weird having to form these words, but… Nik is right.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Shades of Cantona on that shot from Mbeumo

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m going to spend quite a bit of time grinding my teeth while watching Manchester United before the international break, aren’t I?

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The threat of being beaten by a baby is low, but never zero.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Who wants to sing the Kenny Rogers part for Islands In the Stream?

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

He could be exonerated if he had just said “check out these turkeys.”

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Swearing and throwing a sock out of the laundry I’m folding at the TV in under 40 minutes of the new season is not something I had on my vision board, but Manchester United insisted.

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hull-Manchester United is…entertaining?

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bendawson.bsky.social @bendawson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The JB staff found out they made a mistake and fixed it. That’ll do. You can’t prevent every mistake, but you can learn from them.

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