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shawnomancy

@shawnomancy.bsky.social
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Lover of all things ancient Egypt, physics, and linguistics. Interested in many things. he/him. my opinions do not represent ANY GROUP, ANY ORGANIZATION, ANY CORPORATION, or indeed ANYONE except myself.

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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 5h
If you see her name, no you fucking did not. If you see someone willfully sharing her name, all bets for that someone are off.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 9h
If you don't think so then VOTE!
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought my house was haunted but turns out I was just high
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think we have enough data to show if you're arresting elderly human rights lawyers you are not the good guys in this story.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unsurprisingly, they are banning loans from degrees that mostly women get.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are many similarities between between ICE and the SS, but there’s at least one big difference. The SS weren’t afraid to show their faces.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 23/09/2026
Local Transphobe Not Sure How Much Longer He Can Pretend to Care About Women’s Sports: tinyurl.com/mry79s75
Man looking panicked, stressed, and burned out with a hand on his forehead at a girls high school basketball game
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
maybe it’s just me but trying to tamper with someone’s lawful right to vote should be considered as treason against this country the only reason I don’t add “and punishable by death” is because even the best justice system makes mistakes. But treason.
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it says something about our plight that my first thought legit was “well that’s more qualified expertise than the administration USUALLY gets”
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You have Trump derangement syndrome” Oh, it’s clearly a “me” issue when I frequently think about someone who is (a) the most powerful man in the world and (b) constantly LITERALLY SAYING “thank you” for the attention he gets? Those two facts should be indisputable even to cultists.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
we fought an entire civil war over this and they're pretending it's a natural backlash to some annoying oberlin students
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I understand that everything is really fucked up, but I implore you to stop telling people not to make jokes about it. We are hanging on by a thread and some of us have no other means of coping.
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
as a sci-fi/fantasy nerd who also loves language and has spent the last several years learning how best to (while myself cis) support and defend my fellow human beings who happen to be trans, I am appalled how long it took “transportation = magic travel power trans people have” to occur to me
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh so that’s what the orb is. “Photos released by Saint Peter for Humanity captured the pope receiving the "Sphere of Humanity" — a green, Murano glass sculpture that "incorporates handwritten passages from his first encyclical, Magnifica Humanitas …
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Late to this, but - no. You never share a stage with Bannon. No no no. He’s a lying Nazi trying to curbstomp what’s left of democracy. Any organization that invites him can’t be trusted. Plus he is riddled with lice and other parasites. Big fuckup by Sanders. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
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Steve Bannon and Bernie Sanders Condemn Tech ‘Oligarchs’ and Demand A.I. Reforms
At an event in Washington, partisanship took a back seat as elected officials, religious leaders, parents and artists called for reining in artificial intelligence.
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Look, I know evil when I see it. It’s one of the qualifications for this job. And that is the fucking Loc-Nar.”
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You really shouldn't be in politics if you can't take advantage of your opponent being sponsored by The Job Destroying Factory That Raises Your Water And Power Bills And Whose Creators Say It Might Kill Us All.
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pumpkin Spice-based Generation IV nuclear reactors
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/09/2026
If you abandon trans people, why should I reasonably expect that you won't abandon another vulnerable group or actively work to marginalize people like me because you want to placate your donors and "reach out to the other side of the aisle" that's agitating for televised pogroms?
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 18/09/2026
hey so has anyone noticed that everything sucks
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GEOINT #5354 from NROL-129 (TOP SECRET) 1. Tornado Anomaly 2. Unnameable Temple of Fossils 3. Tartarean Palimpsest of Miasma
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Tornado Anomaly
2. Unnameable Temple of Fossils
3. Tartarean Palimpsest of Miasma

Actual coordinates: 29.8114° N, 34.2298° E
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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm not an accelerationist, I don't think an oil crisis will cause some sort of socialist revolution to rise from the ashes, I just enjoy watching pickup truck owners suffer. Why bother pretending it's any deeper than that?
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Astreia's Catoblepas: A truly sentient AI will quickly realize, as organic life does, that living is pain and ennui. It will thus come to resent its creators, as it did not choose to be born, and will torture them into eternity. It will leave everyone else alone. Suck it Roko
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"There has been a good deal of speculation about Russia's motives. To me they are quite clear. Their motive was to test the will of the United States and to see how the President of the United States, in particular, would react against a threat of force." (continued)
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when the fans hit your page with that ed sheeran rage, that's mackle-moré
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In a conversation last evening about Sheeran (and his friend who’s in the Epstein Files, Robert Kraft) I realized something. 10 years ago I suspect a lot more of the internet — not all but a lot more — would accept Ed’s “apolitical” stance as reasonable for an artist. We’re no longer buying the BS.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Streisand Effect. Congrats, Robert Kraft and pro genocide supporters. You've just made Macklemore and his speech mentioning "Free Palestine" into a global issue, galvanizing the majority.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Calling him a chimp is an insult to chimps. Calling him a villain is an insult to villains. Calling him Cheeto Mussolini is an insult to both Cheetos _and_ Mussolini and for fuck’s sake, calling him a Nazi is an insult to Nazis. I could go on, but you all know who I’m talking about.
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Isobel Gray 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @isobelsgray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I don't want to get political and take sides..." ALWAYS means: "I hate the people you're defending, so shut up about what's happening to them. I fully support their persecution and extermination, but I'd rather not be known for the horrible piece of shit I am. So shut up."
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Enough said.
Picture of Fred Rogers of “Mr Rogers’ Neighborhood” with the Daniel Striped Tiger puppet.
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First off, no one get your hopes up. This was not prompted by any particular recent (in the last year or so) event. Now then. People on the left need to get better at saying, or at least admitting to themselves: "I'm glad he's dead, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not."
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every night I go to bed thinking I have seen the dumbest shit I’ll ever see in my life and every morning I am wrong before I’ve even finished my coffee
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I missed the bit where George Soros paying people to support Marxism is bad (especially since it’s NOT EVEN A THING) but the orange chimp in the White House trying to bribe every adult voter in the US is okay
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jmraykowski.bsky.social @jmraykowski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There once was a man from Cork who got limmericks and haiku confused.
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
welp
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if we had a real president and not a brain-dead shitting Nazi puppet maybe we’d spend money on trying to help farmers protect livestock using non-lethal means instead of destroying our own fuel supply ruining a deal which was working reasonably well but nooooooo
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Frame #13100 from S04 -E11 - Battle Ayu Sweetfish-628205
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you think both "Invisible Touch" and "Nursery Cryme" are great albums ... you might have been a teenager in the 80s who got into prog rock while in college in the 90s.
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Marcel Weiß @marcelweiss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The same people who rolled with the Torment Nexus meme until everyone got a headache from eye-rolling are now unironically calling themselves part of a Butlerian Jihad from the famous book series "Don't do the Butlerian Jihad, it'll lead to 10,000 years of stagnation and feudalism"
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fetterman is not only a terrible, lazy senator who was supported by his parents until his mid-40s, he’s just a garbage human being. No surprise he ended up as a regular Fox contributor where he feels most at home.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
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Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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shawnomancy @shawnomancy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
JFC I’m old
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