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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 1h

There's no excuse for a modern civilization not to abolish this.

RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm not an accelerationist, I don't think an oil crisis will cause some sort of socialist revolution to rise from the ashes, I just enjoy watching pickup truck owners suffer. Why bother pretending it's any deeper than that?

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

All the political cartoonists here are posting their original 9/11 work, and I just want to say, our local paper's cartoon page was how I kept up with current events in those scary days when I was too young for long-form journalism but desperate to learn more about the grownup world. So, thank you.

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Lincoln would have mixed feelings today because on the one hand he loved combat sports, but on the other hand this is all very spiritually southern

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Seeing the Monster logo raised above the White House should be a joyous occasion but not like this, not like this

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Regarding UFOs, I stand by my theory of Reverse Posadism, in which Musk and Bezos have proven that the first alien visitors will most likely be rich asshole tourists whose ships should be shot down on sight.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

This is why you don't ignore the "check oil" light, folks

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I honestly think he's doing this just to spite the Americans who try to flee.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

"American teacher noted for unusually well-written mass shooting manifesto" is the most Onion headline imaginable

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If it was a false flag they would've used explosives so Trump could say "the left bombed at the WHCD"

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

MAGA is indeed a fragile coalition that can easily fracture BUT... the fault line won't be any of Trump's crimes, it'll be some weird esoteric religious thing that makes zero sense to anyone outside their bubble.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Don't fall into the trap of getting so focused on nukes that when Trump commits a horrific war crime with conventional bombs, it doesn't feel as serious

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

What Trump failed to recognize about constitutional originalists is that they actually believe in things. Often stupid things, but things nonetheless.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I know this isn't nearly the most important part of the Manosphere documentary but I cannot get over the kid who keeps pronouncing it "Louis The-rucks"

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The neocon lie about "spreading democracy" was such obvious bullshit that we on the left never gave it much thought, which is why it's so jarring to realize that whole swathes of the right believed it 100% and have been seething with rage about it for twenty years

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Well, well, well. Perhaps the Fordrolet F-420 Ultra Ram V8 Predator Duty 6WD wasn't the ideal prepper vehicle after all.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Haven't drawn these two in a while, I wonder if they're still getting along

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

After living through all the airport security theater and color-coded terrorism alert charts of the Bush era, there is something weirdly refreshing about an administration that doesn't even pretend to give a shit about our safety

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Maybe not a Pulitzer Prize, but a MacArthur Fellowship for sure

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Never forget that this is happening because the JCPOA was an Obama thing

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

It's Kash Patel's birthday, go do all your big federal crimes now because you know he's not getting any work done today or tomorrow

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I accidentally Discoursed and might have to chill here for a bit until it blows over, how's everyone doing

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Trump's so much happier doing the stupid sports bullshit than actually being president, just retire and go be a TV host again man, it'll be better for literally everybody

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Potentially the most dangerous position in Trump's America. We actually won the lottery by getting a guy who'd rather do this

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I read this entire article and I'm still not entirely sure why people get so mad at him.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

ICE set up an office in this New Windsor, NY building a few months ago, and for some strange reason, never bothered telling anyone.

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

That stupid song is stuck in my head but I've heard so many parodies that it's not even the real lyrics anymore, just an endless loop of "I just wanna cut my fish, feed my truck, drink my dog, wear my grass"

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I keep trying to explain that the towers are still there, we just can't see them because they've been painted blue to blend in with the sky. Finally the American people are waking up

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

This needs to happen every time these people leave the house, even just to check the mailbox, forever

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

My old high school deleted their entire Alumni Hall of Fame list in 2021 just so they could get rid of Megyn Kelly's name without looking biased lmao

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RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Oh, you thought your little tradwife homestead in the countryside would let you escape the cyberpunk dystopia? Say hello to Dr. Grok who's going to treat your heart palpitations with an Amazon ad for brake fluid

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