Reposted by ShawnAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 17hLast year not a single refugee fleeing religious persecution was admitted to the US. 171921676
Reposted by ShawnBeans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 15hOakland: Your car will probably break down, but somebody will help you push it to your house 1232
Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026People don’t know that “be all that you can be” was a psyop campaign targeting trans kids 000
Reposted by ShawnDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this really is impeachable for any president, but really grotesque coming from a regime that cut life-saving development aid because they said it was not efficient 202036615
Reposted by ShawnWaschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Democrats haven't openly hated their opposition like this in a while and God it's hot 1047168
Reposted by ShawnEn Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We're living below the dam, watching crews work day & night damaging different parts of the dam, watching the cracks growing, and we are told frequently not to think too much about what all that might mean for the future. 223826
Reposted by ShawnGreg Boysen @gregboysen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bears just won a nationally televised game by 20 points with their third string quarterback. What a time to be alive! 613927
Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The prodigal son returns when we need him most #bluecy 0112
Reposted by ShawnKatie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Brandi do you know about how he drinks? 918622
Reposted by ShawnPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126 61848107
Reposted by Shawnfinallysock.bsky.social @finallysock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026here it is - J! bowl game category, brought to you by Bad Boy Mowers 730750
Reposted by Shawnc3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14278432095
Reposted by ShawnAlfred Twu @alfredtwu.com · 23/09/2026Bay area: vote yes on RTM, and remind everyone you know to vote yes on RTM 07229
Reposted by ShawnCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself. 12118577
Reposted by ShawnRick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed 754525775
Reposted by ShawnRoy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Amazing how thoroughly "Tesla driver" is now recognized as a synonym for "piece of shit." 19721112
Reposted by ShawnTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/09/2024What I believe is actually happening here: The robots are set up to identify what content gets engagement, read FB auto-gen text description, & feed that into the generative AI. Post, comments, iterate. hundreds of seemingly real comments on these, most of them incorporating some form of "amen" 1111401382
Reposted by ShawnIan Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span 17894114
Reposted by ShawnCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Give someone an Emmy for transitioning from the clock to Pierce Brosnan 141025200
Reposted by ShawnPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026So in the mind of the person who typed in this prompt all of these people got into heaven? 801437102
Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Time for the proudest tradition in college football - the Kinnick wav… uh, Hawkeye fans being unbelievably toxic in public 120
Reposted by Shawn21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026mrw the Houthis are advancing and the Iranians are hitting more tankers 958993
Reposted by Shawnyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner 511836425
Reposted by ShawnMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/09/2026John Cage was born on this day, so we have an excellent excuse to point you to this all-timer in our archives. Happy birthday, Mr. Cage! buff.ly/FySmSlPmcsweeneys.netAn Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”“Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept tel... 310827
Reposted by Shawnjaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video. 241618804
Reposted by ShawnAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"Gideon ESPN Lampron on the tackle. And yes, No. 44's middle name is ESPN. His dad did it without telling his mom." 1120544
Reposted by ShawnOB Chargn @obchargn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A public health professor is walking through a PARKING LOT and has an epiphany that society doesn’t allow for physical exercise anymore. She decides it must be due to the rise of e-bikes: www.forbes.com/sites/bernad... 1870689
Reposted by ShawnKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well yeah she's an adult 5104601570
Reposted by ShawnJack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth 223238798
Reposted by ShawnA Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot 18263761188
Reposted by ShawnJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026not that they’re doing it correctly or well or rigorously or competently, but it is funny how these guys spend all their time doing gender studies 201681212
Reposted by Shawnℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is the greatest sports photo I've ever seen. Every detail is magnificent. 1123265
Reposted by ShawnMicah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026oh the children loved the fast food meal with the milkshake? you’re telling me this for the first time god these people are dipshits 2586548
Reposted by ShawnDavid C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir. 444648585
Reposted by ShawnChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 29/08/2026Technically it's the Big 1,012 now 346671
Reposted by ShawnFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week. 363013765
Reposted by ShawnGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist. 3053241078
Reposted by ShawnKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I have a trade deficit with my beer store. I give them money, they give me beer. 651587218
Reposted by ShawnJacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC 231734442
Reposted by Shawndepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026amazing article 124102562485
Reposted by ShawnJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Maybe there’s a kickback in here somewhere, but based on his public remarks, we’re going to spend billions reverting to a worse, older system because Trump has some weird irrational aversion to magnets. Which he apparently thinks don’t work if they get wet? 19913268
Reposted by ShawnThe Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026A load bearing mythos of pop leftism is that the Dems used to be good and for the working man and then embraced neoliberalism so the working man got sold out, instead of "white America as a whole turned on the Dems after the Civil Rights Act and began tearing down their own commons and prosperity" 352309542