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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 17h
Last year not a single refugee fleeing religious persecution was admitted to the US.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 15h
Oakland: Your car will probably break down, but somebody will help you push it to your house
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Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People don’t know that “be all that you can be” was a psyop campaign targeting trans kids
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this really is impeachable for any president, but really grotesque coming from a regime that cut life-saving development aid because they said it was not efficient
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Democrats haven't openly hated their opposition like this in a while and God it's hot
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're living below the dam, watching crews work day & night damaging different parts of the dam, watching the cracks growing, and we are told frequently not to think too much about what all that might mean for the future.
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Greg Boysen @gregboysen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears just won a nationally televised game by 20 points with their third string quarterback. What a time to be alive!
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Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The prodigal son returns when we need him most #bluecy
ISU MBB post of Tamin Lipsey’s jersey hanging in his locker
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Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Iowa State’s second half against Utah #bluecy
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brandi do you know about how he drinks?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126
Prompt artwork for the show: in the style of a pulp novel cover, a bedraggled man (me) crawls through a grimy alley towards a microphone
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finallysock.bsky.social @finallysock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here it is - J! bowl game category, brought to you by Bad Boy Mowers
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Alfred Twu @alfredtwu.com · 23/09/2026
Bay area: vote yes on RTM, and remind everyone you know to vote yes on RTM
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amazing how thoroughly "Tesla driver" is now recognized as a synonym for "piece of shit."
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/09/2024
What I believe is actually happening here: The robots are set up to identify what content gets engagement, read FB auto-gen text description, & feed that into the generative AI. Post, comments, iterate. hundreds of seemingly real comments on these, most of them incorporating some form of "amen"
A man and a child sleeping in a closet full of military uniforms. the man is saying "CREATE IT IS AS FAR SIDE COMICS"A child in uniform, who appears to be, well, the insignia is a little messed up but i think he's a technical sgt, saying to presumably his mother I WILL WILL BE GOE BACK! the mother and a younger child next to her on a bed are horrifiedthis is a similar image to the one before except the child who is headed to war is even younger and he is saying I WILL HAM BE BE BACK!this is a woman curled up in bned with a soldier of the USIPA and there is a lion in the window and their pillow says MIDS and ODD WED! and there is a soldier with a rifle outside the window (but not pointed at them, or the lion, which really he should shoot the lion because there's a fucking lion just outside these people's window and they don't even know, they're asleep)
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Ian Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whatcha thinkin?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Give someone an Emmy for transitioning from the clock to Pierce Brosnan
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A lightbulb appears over a man's head as he gets an idea. Suddenly two new lightbulbs materialize much to his worry. These sprout into a dozen lightbulbs. He runs away as he is now being chased by hundreds of constantly multiplying lightbulbs. A man off to the side says "he took the cartoon Adderall." Another comments "foolish lad."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
So in the mind of the person who typed in this prompt all of these people got into heaven?
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Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Time for the proudest tradition in college football - the Kinnick wav… uh, Hawkeye fans being unbelievably toxic in public
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mrw the Houthis are advancing and the Iranians are hitting more tankers
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/09/2026
John Cage was born on this day, so we have an excellent excuse to point you to this all-timer in our archives. Happy birthday, Mr. Cage! buff.ly/FySmSlP
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An Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”
“Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept tel...
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Gideon ESPN Lampron on the tackle. And yes, No. 44's middle name is ESPN. His dad did it without telling his mom."
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Well…”
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OB Chargn @obchargn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A public health professor is walking through a PARKING LOT and has an epiphany that society doesn’t allow for physical exercise anymore. She decides it must be due to the rise of e-bikes: www.forbes.com/sites/bernad...
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
not that they’re doing it correctly or well or rigorously or competently, but it is funny how these guys spend all their time doing gender studies
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is the greatest sports photo I've ever seen. Every detail is magnificent.
A photo of a high school basketball game that looks like a Renaissance painting as two defenders are bounced like ragdolls off of a big meaty behemoth of a player who despite being in high school looks 45Dave Prelosky in the group SPORTS PHOTOGRAPHY:

I  have no idea how this got onto a stock site, but there it is. My all-time favorite sports photo. Nate (00) was 6'4', 405lb in his senior year of high school. Refs constantly thought because of his size he was fouling opponents. Nope. They were bouncing off.
This photo is also roughly 22 yrs old from the period when I added lighting to basketball photos because the high ISO images from the cameras weren’t nearly what I wanted to go on a page. Two speedlites, pocket wizards, and super clamps were all it took. No comments from players, coaches or officials in roughly 10 years of doing it.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026
oh the children loved the fast food meal with the milkshake? you’re telling me this for the first time god these people are dipshits
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Shawn @shawndillon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Felt cute, might delete later”
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 29/08/2026
Technically it's the Big 1,012 now
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A classic.
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The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid of her.
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• your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene d
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He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
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with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
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• we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene d
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have a trade deficit with my beer store. I give them money, they give me beer.
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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
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hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the judge from Chernobyl asking Legasov "Why did you blast it with flavor instead of infusing it?" and Legasov answering "Because it's cheaper."
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
amazing article
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Maybe there’s a kickback in here somewhere, but based on his public remarks, we’re going to spend billions reverting to a worse, older system because Trump has some weird irrational aversion to magnets. Which he apparently thinks don’t work if they get wet?
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A load bearing mythos of pop leftism is that the Dems used to be good and for the working man and then embraced neoliberalism so the working man got sold out, instead of "white America as a whole turned on the Dems after the Civil Rights Act and began tearing down their own commons and prosperity"
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