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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans)

@jaybeans.bsky.social
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Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nancy 9/29/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 2
Nancy is in disbelief, at the sight of Sluggo’s terrible hat. She hesitantly asks him what’s up, he says not much. She questions “you sure?”
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 12h
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Miss Chris @fromscratchclub.bsky.social · 12h
We loosing one of the good ones 😔 Always been a huge fan, what a wonderful soul. Happy retirement!
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 11h
The Red Sox postseason graphic, but it says “FUCK”
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Her @ohdottie.bsky.social · 10h
Last year’s playoffs broke me as a human. I’m not ready
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 10h
A companion series for murder mystery shows that tells the stories of the people who find the bodies.
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Joe Horton @joebhorton.bsky.social · 16h
Your @oaklandballers.bsky.social are back in the MLB playoff national ads with Gusto! #LetsGoOakland
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 13h
There is no baseball team I will ever love more than I hate expanded wildcard spots.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12h
Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into the void
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 13h
I wrote a series bible once!!
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 15h
@jaybeans.bsky.social and I talk about how perfect the Spindle Cove series would be for TV alllllll the tiiiiiime.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 19h
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 22h
Free mantras. Take what you need.
Gravestone reading, “I am not here. ”Gravestone reading, “I do not sleep”Gravestone reading, “I am wherever you are”
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good for him
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Brewers name Christian Yelich first official team captain in franchise history
Yelich required the approval of Hall of Famer Robin Yount before accepting.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huh
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IGN @ign.com · 28/09/2026
Avengers: Endgame Encore dusted off an estimated $86 million at the box office as new scenes helped bring MCU fans back to theaters to prep for Doomsday. bit.ly/4iSZaUS
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've all heard how corrupt Ken Paxton is. But he is also incredibly stupid if he thinks this "well, he served 60 whole days" excuse for releasing Adam Hoffman, who sexually abused a boy over a three-year period starting when he was 8.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck Linda McMahon
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We like to tell ourselves that when Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in the MLB that then racial tensions got better But MLB and its fans weren't as kind to Robinson as we like to pretend. And it's not like "oh MLB is having players of color, let's get rid of Jim Crow laws then"
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Hank Aaron explains if he was better than Babe Ruth
YouTube video by The Universe Galaxy
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indi @indik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember we had those books Where Did I Come From, and What's Happening To Me? We need a What The Hell Is Happening Now book about menopause, with hilarious illustrations.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is funny that as a kid I was squeamish around horror (and still am NGL) but I started reading Stephen King when I was very young because I honestly thought "oh! He spells his name the same way I do!"
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh a beautiful moment for Alan Rickman
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Emma Thompson's moving tribute to Alan Rickman
YouTube video by Waterstones
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Robin Williams never did it better than Good Will Hunting "God put an angel on Earth just for you. And you get to be her angel"
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Robin Williams' Speech | Good Will Hunting | Max
YouTube video by HBO Max
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn.
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John Brown’s Last Speech Performed by David Strathairn
YouTube video by ZinnEdProject
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've seen Rebirth twice and they are as good as you could hope for
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Rebirth Brass Band - Feel Like Funkin' It Up - 9/11/2021 - Paste Studio CHAT - Chattanooga TN
YouTube video by Paste Magazine
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After @mostlymartha.bsky.social and I got married we went to the Spotted Cat on Frenchmen Street (highly recommend) but I forget if it was the Jazz Vipers...
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Jazz Vipers with dancers - Spotted Cat, New Orleans
YouTube video by Deviating the Norm Travel
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm miffed that the Treme ending isn't on YouTube If you like narrative drama and New Orleans then it just hits so fucking hard
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An odd family story I was reminded of.. So a cow hurt itself and the only thing to do was kill it quickly. But what you might not know is that cows have thick skulls So our friend loaded his rifle and aimed forthe cow's head but sadly didn't kill it.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was funny that I was shown how "isn't Nigella sexy?!" while I had friends going "she's doing some good stuff, it's just the branding and she actually hates that part"
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was Treme that made me think that I wanted to have my ashes put into the Mississippi river, opposite Jackson Square
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nigella is one of the greatest babes of her generation and an endless source of kitchen inspiration. I still pull out How To Eat when I feel like I am out of ideas and overthinking everything.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alan Moore, just smoking a spliff while doing an interview
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think Treme is better than the Wire
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Treme - Police Brutality
YouTube video by jgcfc58
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yep
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Tyminski - Man Of Constant Sorrow - 10/24/2017 - Paste Studios, New York, NY
YouTube video by Paste Magazine
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know for a fact that Bruce Willis was a diva on the 12 Monkeys set. I understand that he has dementia and we are being kind to him, but he was a DICK on that set
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Terry Gilliam on Bruce Willis
YouTube video by KGSM MediaCache
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have never wanted to learn Spanish more than when I hear a good pop song
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DEGENERE (feat. benny blanco)
YouTube video by Myke Towers - Topic
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I never signed a release
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Monarch☘️Dafey @monarchdafey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Splash page of the day.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
How I Met Your Mother when the flashback replaces weed with a sandwich to be age appropriate
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had an amazing time in the bating cage with my friend. We also got to get some pitching practice in
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's true you can't buy wins, but it does help... Just not the Mets this year
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Mets clinch last place in NL East with MLB's second-highest payroll at $357 million
The second-highest payroll in MLB bought the Mets a last-place finish, their first since 2003.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first time in MLB history a division winner will play .500 or below
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The AL Worst: Astros and Rangers both lose, guaranteeing MLB's first division champ without a winning record
An 81-81 AL West champion is currently the best-case scenario.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Joe Camel unavailable for comment.
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Meta’s Muse Is Adults-Only. Why Does It Look Like a Kids’ Toy?
Meta says Muse is just for adults, though its cuddly, Labubu-like mascot—and upcoming Tamagotchi-style AI device—may be disarming for users of all ages.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do not, my friends, become addicted to lasagna. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't hate aging, because I grew into myself and got hot. Fat and soft and hawt.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you had told me 20 years ago, I would someday see my own reflection and think AWOOGA AWOOGA BABE ALERT, I would not have believed you. That Martha was far too ashamed of herself. @jaybeans.bsky.social was always cute, but their middle-aged glow-up is also a fun surprise.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It had been too long since I got all sexy and spent quality time with my beloved @jaybeans.bsky.social.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a headline for you cmarmitage.substack.com/p/big-balls-...
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Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States
Fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the government's model employee.
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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oof
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't agree with him on a lot of stuff, but I respect him, and I sure didn't see that coming
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