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Big Dog on the Space Cat @derekcarrsopp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
they called it the battle of salamis. I said salami? they said, no, it's salamis, it's not-- it's not a sausage, and I said wow. you wouldn't know it, but it's different. so we're looking into that.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Always wet! No Survivors!
Ocean friend always wet no survivors little swamp monster toy
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 14/10/2026
the elizabeth holmes movie is 3 hours. the musk movie is 4 hours. i actually don't care how good they are as films, i am simply not giving 7 more hours of my brain space to these awful humans. they've already taken enough.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Many people will check out Warhammer 40K for the first time and I feel like the most importance I can give you is that every number or stat in the universe is a lie written by an innumerate person forty years ago
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
let 'em fly free. anyone who would jerk off to this deserves to
the same illustration as above, without the bra
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 14/10/2026
I worked with—and deeply admired—Helen for almost 30 years. She was hands down *the best source* about emerging infectious diseases that I've ever known. My first warning of COVID was when on Dec 28, 2019 she reposted a ProMED mail report of an atypical pneumonia cluster: "This doesn't look good."
statnews.com
Helen Branswell, whose reporting on infectious diseases and public health drew acclaim, dies at 69
Helen Branswell, STAT's infectious disease reporter who earned the respect of experts and public health officials with her accessible, prescient dispatches, has died at age 69.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've learned a lot about female-led pleasure item design by sitting down with TENGA representatives for an interview. The CEO really let the women take the reins when designing their vibrators b/c they considered things a man would miss like "is the button easy to press with long nails?" So cool.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel from today's Swan Boy. Crystal and Cassie bond over being break out characters
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Steph Brown @stephjayb.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don't get to teach Shakespeare much anymore but I always liked talking through the "most of the members of the Wu-Tang Clan have a more varied vocab than Shakespeare" chart with students who assumed artists today are more limited. No way you get this distribution without rappers who read widely.
A chart from https://pudding.cool/2017/02/vocabulary/index.html showing a distribution of the number of unique words used by individual rap lyricists compared to Shakespeare and Herman Melville
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dear Mr Turner, Re your otherwise excellent painting ‘The Fighting Temeraire, tugged to her last berth to be broken up’, I have one suggestion for how it could be improved:
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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The Local Bard @thelocalbard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mordle Monday! Slipping more into spooky season with some glow in the dark Geist Mordles! #Toyfinity #Mordles #GeistMordles #GlowInTheDark #GITD #RocksAndBugsAndThings #MordleMonday #Halloween #SpookySeason #ToyPhotography @toyfinity.bsky.social
A skull with glow in the dark Mordles in and around itNose and forehead mordlesEye socket mordlesMouth mordles
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錠マヱ @joemae000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gave a quick paintjob to the 3 test prints of my Miller tank. I should really print off some nicer versions with thinner layers since the drybrushing really highlights them but hey, they were just tests (plus it's not quite as noticeable to the naked eye). 62nd, 63rd and 64th minis painted in 2026.
3 small and painted 3d printed tanks.
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地獄へようこそ。お出口は左側です @smolizzyhands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
omg youtu.be/ZmeBtSVdhYA
youtu.be
"Shia LaBeouf (Baasik Remix)" – Official Music Video
YouTube video by robcantor
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @ BLFC @shinywark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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鬼丸XLR @onimaruxlr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know if Huttese actually is fully mapped out like some fantasy languages, but it's definitely the most entertaining one to listen to
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 10/10/2026
this entire article is basically porn for me, personally, as a human wild-assed utopian megastructures! mohammad bin salman eating shit over and over! it's just. it's so compellingly horrific, holy shit of fuck
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End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
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allen @shamblezoli.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I see the big panda lady, I click
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, we used to think the Undying God-Emperor's soul was so much greater than a normal man's that it required 1000 human sacrifices a day to sustain its flame, but it turns out the soul-threshing machine was just REALLY inefficient. These days we've got the quota down to twelve chickens and a pig.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they call them pair of medics of because it takes two of them to hup hup hup an injured person away from the accident
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kinda depressing that the Burke is such a good design that basically the only question left in surface warship design is "well how big a Burke do you think can you afford"
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
in order to get the most out of your long pork, you have to recognize that you are not fundamentally different than other people, that the meat on your plate is yourself and your parents, and your children, friends and lovers. you'll simply never get to the >$1B high score with that attitude, baby
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 05/10/2026
I do just kind of wish one of the dozens of swords of damocles and counting hanging over the world would just drop already and end the 24/7 shepard tone anxiety it feels like we're trapped in an edging fantasy for apocalypticists
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Sunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 05/10/2026
40k: this game originally started as a sci-fi twist on classic fantasy, so we have all the traditional kinds of elves Me: of course 40k: high elves Me: right 40k: dark elves Me: right 40k: clown elves Me: righ- 40k: wood elves Me: wait go back one 40k: and of course the elf cult that worships ghosts
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Geoffrey Hughes @geofffhughes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this should be deeply embarrassed. Muslims are apparently the only real theists left.
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Religious Scholars Met With Anthropic. What They Heard Stunned Them. (Gift Article)
In a series of private meetings, the company consulted religious scholars to help instill morality into its A.I. models — and make the case that Claude could be conscious.
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PilkScientist @nes.gay · 02/10/2026
If you look at the various versions of Fountain, you can notice distinct differences, easiest to spot is the number & placement of drain holes; implying that the sculpture is not an off the shelf urinal but a hand-made sculpture in the shape of one.
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I deeply love the moppet’s rendition of a deer. (Also they are writing words now?! What the hell?!) @teaberryblue.net
A child’s drawing of a deer, labeled as such. The deer is rectangular, has seven legs, and looks very happy to be here.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 01/10/2026
OUR KID IS WRITING WORDS AND DRAWING BEAUTIFUL DEER
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I ever direct a movie I will not have the discipline to do this but I honestly think directors should, in their own best interest, never discuss anything about the movie besides "everyone was cool to work with. the day when it rained was really hard" platitudes and let the art speak for itself
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 11 by @echoesofthworkshop.bsky.social Scratch built Seraphon "Cogfort " #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Wide angled view of the entire model. The temple (based on the realmshaper engine terrain piece) was scratchbuilt and is made to resemble the slann flying the pyramid across the jungle on their way to their next conflict, by way of his powerful magic.Close up of the Slann, along with green lightning. Because nothing says magic like green lightning 😀The guns of the original model are represented by the solar engine gun from the bastilodon kit, powering up to fire thanks to its crew of skinks. Other guns are represented by saurus warriors manning ballistae.Close up of the jungle base. Trees, running water foliage and even a few danger noodles are visible as the cogfort flies overhead 
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026
For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.
Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 15 by @loganshobbylair.bsky.social "Grot Tank Kitbash" #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
"The front right view of a Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
"The front left view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
"The rear left view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment." "The rear right view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And then congrats you also have to charge your fucking powerbank
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am tired of having to charge everything. Charge my phone. Charge my laptop. Charge my lamp. Charge my electric shaver. Charge my Switch. Charge my PlayStation controller. Charge my pizza. Charge my neurons as they hammer against the wall of the Eternal Dark. Charge into a swamp and fucking die
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Auroch Digital @aurochdigital.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICYMI - We have a new piece of Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 artwork 📸 This is another beautiful masterpiece created by the supremely talented Johan Grenier, who also created the art for the original Boltgun! (Did you spot the Daemonette in the bottom left looking back at the player?) 👀
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allen @shamblezoli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine a Jensen Huang leather jacket
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