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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Sunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 4h
40k: this game originally started as a sci-fi twist on classic fantasy, so we have all the traditional kinds of elves Me: of course 40k: high elves Me: right 40k: dark elves Me: right 40k: clown elves Me: righ- 40k: wood elves Me: wait go back one 40k: and of course the elf cult that worships ghosts
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🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 8h
He's right and he should say it.

I've been temporarily suspended from Bluesky
October 05th, 2026

So I just got the email that Bluesky suspended me for three days for the following post:

    Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg deserve to die more than any two men have ever deserved to die. Any sane society would hang them and then hang everyone who ever associated with them.

So you know, if you follow me on that failing social network, expect to see me returned in three days unless they decide they want to perma me instead out of dumb spite.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Geoffrey Hughes @geofffhughes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this should be deeply embarrassed. Muslims are apparently the only real theists left.
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Religious Scholars Met With Anthropic. What They Heard Stunned Them. (Gift Article)
In a series of private meetings, the company consulted religious scholars to help instill morality into its A.I. models — and make the case that Claude could be conscious.
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PilkScientist @nes.gay · 02/10/2026
If you look at the various versions of Fountain, you can notice distinct differences, easiest to spot is the number & placement of drain holes; implying that the sculpture is not an off the shelf urinal but a hand-made sculpture in the shape of one.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I deeply love the moppet’s rendition of a deer. (Also they are writing words now?! What the hell?!) @teaberryblue.net
A child’s drawing of a deer, labeled as such. The deer is rectangular, has seven legs, and looks very happy to be here.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 01/10/2026
OUR KID IS WRITING WORDS AND DRAWING BEAUTIFUL DEER
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I ever direct a movie I will not have the discipline to do this but I honestly think directors should, in their own best interest, never discuss anything about the movie besides "everyone was cool to work with. the day when it rained was really hard" platitudes and let the art speak for itself
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 11 by @echoesofthworkshop.bsky.social Scratch built Seraphon "Cogfort " #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
Wide angled view of the entire model. The temple (based on the realmshaper engine terrain piece) was scratchbuilt and is made to resemble the slann flying the pyramid across the jungle on their way to their next conflict, by way of his powerful magic.Close up of the Slann, along with green lightning. Because nothing says magic like green lightning 😀The guns of the original model are represented by the solar engine gun from the bastilodon kit, powering up to fire thanks to its crew of skinks. Other guns are represented by saurus warriors manning ballistae.Close up of the jungle base. Trees, running water foliage and even a few danger noodles are visible as the cogfort flies overhead 
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 01/10/2026
For National Poetry Day, another favourite of mine and brother, Ginsberg knew what he was talking about.
Howl By Allan Ginsberg
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his
Chest now, he takes off her
Dress now, let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
They're taking control
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mini of the month - Tanks for the memories Entry 15 by @loganshobbylair.bsky.social "Grot Tank Kitbash" #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth
"The front right view of a Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
"The front left view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
"The rear left view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment." "The rear right view of a  Grot tank painted in the Blue and white colors of the Deathskulls klan of Orks. Visible weld marks are present along the main gun and a scavenged red barrel that houses a number of exhaust stacks, rivets securing a number of extra armor plates, field repairs, and decorative "teef". Looted guard equipment is hanging from the tank's turret, and a skull is mounted at the top of the tanks antenna. The tank treads are caked in orange red dust kicked up from the environment."
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And then congrats you also have to charge your fucking powerbank
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am tired of having to charge everything. Charge my phone. Charge my laptop. Charge my lamp. Charge my electric shaver. Charge my Switch. Charge my PlayStation controller. Charge my pizza. Charge my neurons as they hammer against the wall of the Eternal Dark. Charge into a swamp and fucking die
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Auroch Digital @aurochdigital.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ICYMI - We have a new piece of Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 artwork 📸 This is another beautiful masterpiece created by the supremely talented Johan Grenier, who also created the art for the original Boltgun! (Did you spot the Daemonette in the bottom left looking back at the player?) 👀
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allen @shamblezoli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine a Jensen Huang leather jacket
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This offends and upsets me as an animation fan AND as a Filipino
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My book is out in 9 days!!
Beetle Moses: A Comics Menagerie, my debut hardcover collection of comics, is out October 6th. In this photo, you can see it erupting from my chest like a baby alien. I recovered from my wounds but only barely
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
jacking off in a righteous and pious manner
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its custom for Philippine men to whip themselves during Semana Santa
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bang for buck there’s nothing more emasculating than when the water escapes your flour well when making pasta involving as it does weak or degraded fortifications, poor construction, evocations of flooding incontinence, and failing to “put food on the table”. My well! My well!! Son of a fucking bitc
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Male Fantasies: Women, Floods, Bodies, History
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G.Face @damdonjulio.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#Sinners
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🎃 Rik (but a bit spookier) 🎃 @slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beast Machines McDonald’s Happy Meal Blackarachnia! By far the most accurate version of the character & a hell of a lot cheaper than Beast Wars Returns if you want her pink. Pretty much the only thing in scale with Silverbolt. Obviously very simple but it’s impressive that spider mode has all 8 legs
Beast Machines McDonald’s Happy Meal Blackarachnia - a slightly thicc but nonetheless very accurate version of Beast Machines BABlackarachnia and Silverbolt, together at last!Spider mode! It tries, ok? I am a bug fan of how the robot legs splitBlackarachnia has caught Scavenger in her web
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my therapist: the bear who imbibes piss is not real he can not harm you the bear who imbibes piss:
The bear

He imbibes-a the piss. Oh!
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AskHistorians @askhistorians.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone linked the "9 games that shaped who I am" in the AH moderator slack. Entirely predictably, everyone who has done it so far has included Age of Empires II, except for one absolute lunatic who put Age of Empires III instead.
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/09/2026
Vicar Janice
Janice from the Muppets with long, gangly limbs and hair like a beast, crouched and showing a big mouth full of teeth.
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/09/2026
Gonzo x Ludwig
Gonzo as a creepy centaur amalgam with Rizzo on his shoulder, and other limbs and teeth protruding from his body. He’s wielding a trumpet like a weapon.
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 23/09/2026
Kermit (2022)
Kermit as a creepy swamp creature with kelp-like tendrils covering his face and wielding a banjo as a weapon.
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry the definitive film for me is “Romeo + Juliet” largely because of John Leguizamo as the fiery Tybalt youtu.be/D3BayBl6_2g?...
youtu.be
Romeo + Juliet (1996) - 'Gas Station Scene' [1080]
YouTube video by Screen Themes
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's awesome how all the most dense, annoying motherfuckers you know are going hard for AI right now to let everyone know they're not worth listening to
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
would be weird to be macklemore and see everyone be like "Fuck yeah dude, finally, man of the people. Real dog shit artist tho. A living icon, a hero of our age. Truly awful body of work"
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Chase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 22/09/2026
digital illustration with a title that reads "galaxy express 777777", which would be read in the same way that galaxy express 999 is. under the title are tetsuro hoshino and maetel, waving their hands in the traditional manner.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
like my dad says: if everything you do in life is based on getting back at your parents, what do you do once they're dead?
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know, Taskmaster is of course all very funny and all that, but I genuinely feel smarter after watching it because it's a constant exercise in lateral thinking, creative problem solving, learning not too assume, and the power of gaffer tape. It's very educational.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
reposting my translation of Sappho fragment 16 here
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MUPPETS in your PHONE doing whatever YOU want! convert ELMO to CHRISTIANITY!!!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not worried about this so-called "Super" El Niño. even if this is the strongest and hottest one ever, it's not like it'll be 500,000°. you know what is though? a fully charged spacium beam attack. easy win for Ultraman
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'll not stop you, Iosef, should you choose to frolic in the autumn mists with your fellows instead of pulping wood with your mother, but I shant hear a word of complaint when our wiping paper runs out come midwinter
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
Wikipedia entry for the Common kestrel:

"The common kestrel (Falco tinnunculus), also known as the European kestrel, Eurasian kestrel, Old World kestrel, or windfucker is a species of predatory bird belonging to the kestrel group of the falcon family Falconidae. In the United Kingdom, where no other kestrel species commonly occurs, it is generally just called the "kestrel"."

"windfucker" is underlined in red.
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BARO @baro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
scifi has one hard rule: the first member of an alien we see will define the traits of the entire species. Weird purple guy is stopped on the street for directions? His people are now known for their navigation abilities. 3 armed guy stabs the protagonist? Their entire culture centres on knives.
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