Sign in

PilkScientist

@nes.gay
423 followers 218 following 3.4K posts

NES like the console. Adventure game protagonist. She/they. hashtag Hydlide hashtag Bubsy hashtag Yaoi hashtag Girl Maybe this time, it'll work The Mighty My Darling 💛💛 @cattnep.bsky.social 🌤

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by PilkScientist
ogres allowed sparingly @cattnep.bsky.social · 6h
oral fixation (4/4)
Page 13 /
Panel 1: Bruno's shoulders shake in laughter, as Sam, off-screen, yells "WHAT?! WHAT'S SO FUNNY?! DOES THIS SEEM LIKE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO LAUGH TO YOU!?!" while blushing furiously. Bruno says "Sorry, just- you seemed so offended, when I did it just now." /
Panel 2: Bruno, still "smiling" but no longer laughing, continues "Like you didn't know what I was doing. Even though you did, even back then." /
Panel 3: Sam, still blushing and angry, wrings both fists and says "WELL *OBVIOUSLY* I REMEMBERED AFTER YOU REMINDED ME, JACKASS!!!" /
Panel 4: Sam, blushing less, hands falling, says "Just... It's been a while, y'know?" /
Panel 5: Sam turns away, eyes cast down, and says "Almost ten years." /
Panel 6: Bruno floats next to him, smug, end of his tail touching Sam's head. He says "Almost ten years and that trick stiiill works." Sam stares wide-eyed in surprise. /
Panel 7: Sam turns away, blushing again, eyebrows furrowing and swatting Bruno's tail away. He says "HMPH". Bruno nuzzles him, holding the other's arm, and says "You haven't change! Come on, it's *cute!!*"Page 14 /
Panel 1: Bruno says "Though this does mean I need to start carrying around gum again", still next to Sam, one antenna raising in thought. Sam, now relaxed and crossing his arms, replies "You know you can just... *tell me* to shut up if I'm being annoying, right? I'm thirty, Bru, I can handle it." /
Panel 2: Bruno looks away, tail shifting idly. "Mmm... maybe. I *like* feeding you though. It's why I make breakfast every morning". /
Panel 3: Sam's jaw falls open in complete and utter shock. /
Panel 4: Bruno notices this, tail drooping and going "...What?" /
Panel 5: Sam, taken aback, says "Y... You do that for me? Specifically??" in a small voice. /
Panel 6: Bruno squints at him, antenna bending, and says "Sam. Who else... would I be... making it for....????", deeply confused. Two arrows point to him that say "can't eat (no mouth)" and "can't starve (dead)".Page 15 /
Panel 1: Sam, sputtering, holds up a hand and says "THE. THE OTHER THREE PEOPLE? WHO LIVE WITH YOU???" Bruno, casual, says "I did for a bit, actually. *They* asked me to stop. Said it was too weird." /
Panel 2: Bruno says "Yeah, it's for you specifically, duh". Sam's face falls, yet again processing. A thought bubble appears next to him, showing Bruno off-screen handing him a plate of pancakes as he sits up in bed, having just woke up. Thought-Bruno says "Sammy, breakfast", to which Thought-Sam blearily replies "Huh...?" /
Panel 3: Current-Sam, only slightly less surprised, quietly says "N... Nice to me..." /
Panel 4: Bruno's hand gently noogies Sam, squishing his head and face down, as Bruno says "Nice to you 'cuz I *like* you, knucklehead." /
Panel 5: Sam jolts, blushing and sweating.Page 16 /
Panel 1: Sam jumps up a little to throw his arms around Bruno's neck, who jolts in surprise. Sam is giggling with a big smile. /
Panel 2: Sam's face shifts into subtle bliss, blushing as he nuzzles Bruno's face and says "You like meee~". Bruno returns the hug. Hearts float around both of them. /
Panel 3: Sam and Bruno hugging, from behind. Bruno says "Did you just figure *that* out, too?", to which Sam says "Nooo... I just like hearing you say it~". The end of Bruno's tail has curled into a heart shape.
112
Reposted by PilkScientist
ogres allowed sparingly @cattnep.bsky.social · 6h
oral fixation (3/4)
Page 9 /
Panel 1: From a different angle, Past-Bruno scoops up some of the flan, while Past-Sam stares patiently at him. Current-Sam wonders "Why'd you still do it, then, if you could tell so easily?" /
Panel 2: Past-Bruno moves the spoon towards Past-Sam, who opens his mouth, saying "ahh-". Current-Bruno says "*My* kid brain logic was..." /
Panel 3: Past-Sam eats the flan with a smile, SFX "mph". Hearts float around his head. Bruno, despite looking a little worse for wear, smiles too, and a smaller heart appears next to him. A thought bubble mimics the one Past-Sam had in Page 6, except now Sam is labelled "best friend (doesn't eat very much)" and Bruno as "me (feeding him)". A plus is drawn between them with an equal sign ending in "i'm helping :^)". Current-Bruno is explaining this out loud, following up with "*You* liked being fed as a form of care, *I* cared about you. That simple really." Current-Sam muses "Q.E.D." Current-Bruno says "Uh, sure. Whatever you just said. Current-Sam, rolling his eyes, explains "Abbreviation put at the end of something to indicate what you said before it is true. Used in math proofs. Basically means 'I rest my case'". Current-Bruno, now understanding, says "Ah. Then yeah, that."Page 10 /
Panel 1: The pink thought bubble started by Current-Bruno in Page 3 finishes by connecting to Current-Sam, having also remembered these events. /
Panel 2: Sam awkwardly steeples his fingers and says "You still... Uh... Carried gum around? ...After we stopped being friends...?", blushing as he finishes. /
Panel 3: A neck-down shot of Bruno, focusing on the jacket pocket he pulled the gum from. Bruno says "I probably meant to toss it, or at least put it somewhere else, but kept forgetting." /
Panel 4: Bruno tugs on the side of the jacket that pocket is on, as if showing it off. He says "So I just tried to ignore it. Kept my hands out of my pockets when I wore this jacket. Still had it when I came here." /
Panel 5: Bruno puts his hand in his right pocket, the one with the gum, and folds the other, while explaining. "Except now I was vehemently against the idea of tossing it". /
Panel 6: Bruno, casting his eye down forlornly, says "But I wasn't a gum chewer, and it... reminded me too much of you, so it's not like I would've used it up. Aside from the fact that, you know-" /
Panel 7: Bruno taps a hand on the area under his area, where his mouth would be if he had one. He continues "I later lost the ability to at all". A grey thought bubble comes off of him, connecting to a flashback from a different time.Page 11 /
Flashback, more recent than them as teenagers, featuring just Bruno. Three separate panels for both Bruno's body and head, to show the passage of time, clothes progressively becoming dirtier. Across all three panels, Current-Bruno says: "My brain told me I should keep it. Just in case. In case of *what*, I'm not sure. But, even after my memories of you and the others had faded... and I forgot why I carried it at all, the compulsion to hold onto it still persisted." /
Panel 1: Bruno, alive but disheveled and haggard, puts his hand in his right pocket and looks towards it. /
Panel 2: Bruno, now decapitated, cranes his neck downwards in confusion, taking the contents of the pocket out. /
Panel 3: Bruno, now a ghost and with his box head, looks at the stick of gum in his hand confusedly.Page 12 /
The grey thought bubble connects back to Current-Bruno, ending the flashback. /
Panel 1: Bruno, looking up in thought, says "So yeah, I've had it ever since." /
Panel 2: Bruno looks over to Sam /
Panel 3: Sam stares blankly, processing. /
Panel 4: Bruno snorts. Sam is indignant at the laugh, saying "WH-"
112
Reposted by PilkScientist
ogres allowed sparingly @cattnep.bsky.social · 6h
oral fixation (2/4)
Page 5 /
Panel 1: Past-Bruno's face brightens, figuring it out. Past-Sam shifts, still chewing.
Panel 2: Past-Bruno excitedly writes something down in the book, tongue sticking out again. Past-Sam shifts again, swallowing his food. /
Panel 3: Past-Sam puts a finger to his cheek and says "What was I saying? Oh yeah-" while Past-Bruno's face falls. Between this panel and the next, Current-Bruno says "It didn't last very long." /
Panel 4: Past-Sam picks up where he left off, while Past-Bruno very obviously eyes the bag of chips again. Current-Bruno says "But... it gave me an idea."Page 6 /
Flashback again. They are slightly older here, and both wearing their baseball team uniforms. /
Panel 1: Past-Sam rambles indistinctly, while Past-Bruno grimaces, perturbed. Current-Bruno says "You used to run your mouth. *All. The. TIME.* For seemingly no reason, about nothing.". Current-Sam replies "The *reason* was understimulation. Talking was the main way I would counteract that, especially as a kid", with an arrow pointing to the bubble that says "autistic". Current-Bruno then replies "And too often it sounded like nails on a chalkboard. Near *unbearable.*" with an arrow pointing to his bubble that says "also autistic". /
Panels 2-3: Past-Sam continues to ramble, turning towards his friend, while Past-Bruno takes out a biscuit stick from a box of them he's holding. Current-Bruno says "And I didn't want to tell you to shut up, because you were my friend. So instead..." /
Panel 4: Past-Bruno shoves the biscuit stick into Past-Sam's mouth, interrupting him. Current-Bruno says "I fed you, since I knew that pacified you. Or rather, stunned you. Though I didn't know why." /
Panel 5: Current-Sam says "Well...". Past-Bruno sighs, relaxing, while Past-Sam chews on the biscuit stick like a rabbit, wide-eyed and blushing. Past-Sam's thought bubble displays him and Bruno, labelled "me (food insecure and neglected as a child)" and "best friend" (personally feeding me) respectively. A plus is drawn between them with an equal sign ending in a bunch of question marks. The implication is that Current-Sam is describing what's in this thought bubble out loud, and follows up with "Being cared for kind of perplexed my kid brain". Current-Bruno says "Yeah, I figured out the food insecurity thing eventually".Page 7 /
Flashback again. Slightly older Sam and Bruno than the last. /
Panel 1: Past-Bruno reads a comic, while Past-Sam rests his head on the former's shoulder and rambles indistinctly. Current-Bruno says "Then..." /
Panel 2: Past-Sam turns to face Past-Bruno, who rummages in his pocket for something. Current-Bruno says "I started carrying around gum, to make sure I always had food in reach." /
Panel 3: Past-Bruno turns to face Past-Sam, sticking an unwrapped stick of gum in his mouth. Past-Sam is willingly interrupted. /
Panel 4: Past-Sam chews happily, flowers around his head, while thinking "yayyyy". Past-Bruno sighs fondly. Current-Bruno says "I suspected you were doing it on purpose, at least sometimes". Current-Sam replies "...Guilty", sweating. Current Bruno then says "Still, I thought..." Past-Bruno's thought bubble reads "At least it works?", which Current-Bruno is also voicing aloud.Page 8 /
Still flashback, slightly older yet again. They're both sitting at a school desk. Bruno has shorter hair and some stubble, while Sam's braces are out. /
Panel 1: Past-Bruno is eating flan from a cup, looking away, while Past-Sam rests his head on folded arms, talking indistinctly. Current-Bruno says "And you developed this... tell. A *look* you got, when you were anticipating it. Current-Sam says "... I swear I hid that better", blushing. /
Panel 2: Past-Bruno turns to Past-Sam, who is now silent, an arrow pointing to him saying "The Look". Current-Bruno says "You didn't do a very good job. You would go silent too, which gave up the ghost. Think about it: if you were trying to get me to feed you so you shut up, then shutting up on your own defeats the purpose."
112
Reposted by PilkScientist
ogres allowed sparingly @cattnep.bsky.social · 6h
#amibrand oral fixation (1/4)
Page 1 /
Panel 1: Sam, a short, fat man with short and curly blonde hair, is rambling indistinctly, and does this for the next several panels while switching poses. Bruno, a sheet white ghost with a box for a head that has antenna and a single cyclops eye, looks disgruntled, thinking "how is he not done". /
Panel 2: Bruno's eye widens as he remembers something. /
Panel 3: Bruno rummages in his right jacket pocket. /
Panel 4: Bruno pulls out a stick of gum, while thinking "Knew I kept this for something". /
Panel 5: Bruno unwraps the stick of gum.Page 2 /
Panel 1: Sam, mid-ramble, says "And the thing that pisses me off the MOST about this is that--" /
Panel 2: He's interrupted as Bruno, off-screen, sticks the gum in Sam's mouth to shut him up. /
Panel 3: Bruno, pocketing the wrapper and holding his head like it hurts, says "Slow down a second. And not so loud...", mumbling "My brain hurts". Sam chews confusedly next to him. /
Panel 4: Bruno relaxes, sighing and saying "Phew. Okay, continue" while Sam continues to chew, no longer as surprised. /
Panel 5: Sam chews quietly, eyes closing. /
Panel 6: Sam jolts as he realizes something, eyes snapping open. /
Panel 7: Sam swallows the gum.Page 3 /
Panel 1: Sam faces Bruno, befuddled, saying "Did you just? Stick that in my mouth to get me to stop talking? Like a pacifier??? Like I'm a baby???" /
Panel 2: Bruno tilts his head down, unimpressed, saying "... Did you just figure this out." Sam, indignant, yells "THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?" /
Panel 3: Bruno lifts a gloved hand in reminiscence and says "I used to do this all the time. Remember?" A pink thought bubble appears above his head to connect to the next page.Page 4 /
Sam and Bruno are teenagers in this flashback. Sam looks mostly the same, with braces and longer hair that covers his eyes. Bruno, before death, was a tan young man with short black hair. /
Panel 1: Past-Sam and Past-Bruno sit next to each other at a table with an open book. Past-Bruno is agonizing over homework while Past-Sam rambles indistinctly and excitedly next to him. Current-Bruno says: "It started one night we were doing homework, and you were flapping your lips like there was no tomorrow". /
Panel 2: Past-Bruno lets the hand holding his pencil fall limp, then thinks "Ugh!! I can't focus!!!!!" to himself, frustrated.
Panel 3: Past-Bruno eyes the open bag of potato chips on the table. /
Panel 4: Past-Sam turns to Past-Bruno, who is off-screen, SFX for the bag crinkling in his place. /
Panel 5: Past-Bruno's arm shoves a few chips into Past-Sam's mouth, which interrupts him. /
Panel 6: Past-Bruno holds his pencil to his cheek, sticking his tongue out as he takes this moment of silence to think. Past-Sam chews confusedly next to him, but says nothing.
132
PilkScientist @nes.gay · 3h
Beat Ocarina of Time for the first time :> Good game. Good ganon fight except the first part is kinda bullshit. Not a fan of how Zelda keeps making Girl Noises when you get hit in the final phase for no reason. Jumping straight into Majora's Mask is like night & day though.
140
Reposted by PilkScientist
in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
3172817011141
Reposted by PilkScientist
Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
9887193305
PilkScientist @nes.gay · 11h
Got voter information packets today, having fun giving them a look-see, of course there's the sea of random judges and- PRINCIPAL SKINNER??????
010
Reposted by PilkScientist
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23h
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
201205560
Reposted by PilkScientist
Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 24/09/2026
Looking at another clipart CD and there is a staggering amount of clipart of "x thing enjoying a beer." Why
111287305
Reposted by PilkScientist
nyamei 🌸 @nyameipol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FFXI FREE TRIAL TIME RESTRICTION HAS BEEN REMOVED!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMO FINAL FANTASY XI, WITH ITS UNLIMITED TIME FREE TRIAL, AND YOU CAN PLAY UP TO LEVEL 75?
Two adevnturers from FFXI with a dragon silhoutte in the background. Text reads "The free trial just got even freer!"
8459249
Reposted by PilkScientist
Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18h
lowtax xehanort theory of bluesky remains undefeated
38014
Reposted by PilkScientist
Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 16h
LOL we took her to the Ominous Brightroom today
526428
Reposted by PilkScientist
Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to watch this amazing pro-trans Yakuza action flik, GOOD NEWS! It's on the Internet Archive! archive.org/details/the-...
archive.org
The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman
The head of the Tatsumi family falls ill and dies after requesting that his son, who disappeared 15 years ago, takes over. The Tatsumi family, including the young head Ryu, decides to search for his s...
31678726
Reposted by PilkScientist
Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
1238471494
Reposted by PilkScientist
aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
warning you get sleepy if stay up late
17616186
Reposted by PilkScientist
Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
2778321727
Reposted by PilkScientist
🐇 velvet @velvetclovers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screenshot redraw from the tf movie #transformers #maccadam
0126
Reposted by PilkScientist
blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
playing big walk solo
2477222204
Reposted by PilkScientist
★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i care them....
hank and dean venture doodle
712312
Reposted by PilkScientist
Austin DT ᕦ(ˇòᴗó)⊃━☆ඞ @coolausdtindt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
102108688
Reposted by PilkScientist
🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just setting up my skull candles in my basement server room for the pumpkin spice season 💅
adorable skull candle on a pedestal adorable skull candle on a pedestal, this one is has big ol anime eyes. you can see a big ass 1990s computer in the back
234738
Reposted by PilkScientist
Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
401102389
Reposted by PilkScientist
craigslist dogs @craigslistdogs.maedotmkv.com · 29/09/2026
1128
Reposted by PilkScientist
punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wretched beast
211201185
Reposted by PilkScientist
ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3999401
Reposted by PilkScientist
lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
61302811
Reposted by PilkScientist
DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hollywood is gearing up for the heart-wrenching tale of this disgusting sick bird 🤢🤮
7921218
Reposted by PilkScientist
Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People liking my old tweets
51413473
Reposted by PilkScientist
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
3393641602
Reposted by PilkScientist
FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
128287
Reposted by PilkScientist
GᴀʀʀC @garrtoons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You heard it here, folks.
2396114
Reposted by PilkScientist
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 28/09/2026
Claude making a scientific discovery
Black-and-white three-part comic. In the first scene, one simple cartoon figure holds out a small round handmade-looking object and says, “I MADE THIS.” Another figure replies, “YOU MADE THIS?” In the second scene, the second figure is shown alone holding the object. In the final scene, that figure holds it proudly and says, “I MADE THIS”
182100483
Reposted by PilkScientist
Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
42565718
Reposted by PilkScientist
Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
1722791547
Reposted by PilkScientist
Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
11434961109
Reposted by PilkScientist
Holly @hollowtones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Development of tool usage
1243339
Reposted by PilkScientist
ev @falsesongstress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
11347382
Reposted by PilkScientist
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
375436636
PilkScientist @nes.gay · 28/09/2026
Fascinating set of dreams this morning. The Guild of Calamitous Intent was there I think.
020
Reposted by PilkScientist
the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
1161842103
Reposted by PilkScientist
blawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026
this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t??
341250427
Reposted by PilkScientist
shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
332183350
Reposted by PilkScientist
Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
📸 _libni_
White cat with paws on a MacBook Air keyboard, facing a laptop screen filled with code in a dark-themed editor.
316918
Reposted by PilkScientist
Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
8344901242
Reposted by PilkScientist
Sig 👻 @shigufever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scott Cawthon and Epic Games teaming up to donate one trillion dollars to Mitch McConnell
static.klipy.com
Dbz Dragonball Fusion Dance
Alt: Dbz Dragonball Fusion Dance
2356137
Reposted by PilkScientist
charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aww thats mikans so ador- [gets to the second part of the video] station master mikan you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll pet you
12240755
PilkScientist @nes.gay · 27/09/2026
The reveal that sheik is zelda feels misogynistic. The adult zelda design in ocarina of time feels misogynistic.
110
PilkScientist @nes.gay · 27/09/2026
Just beat the shadow temple in OOT. Why is the boss Bongo Bongo the Hands Drum Ghost?
020
Reposted by PilkScientist
二倍だDouble @jinjiroubouei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is the truffle of forbearance.
Truffle loafing on a memory foam rug, which he prefers when he wants to be left undisturbed.
0136