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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 2h
It's giving Grishnakh
Grishnakh from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 4h
Like a scene from Bottle Rocket
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 6h
Hard to communicate the level of spaz Caitlin Clark achieved last night. That’s the spaz that wins games. Let her.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 19h
The aces are +20 free throws through two games. Cmon refs you can get it to a clean +30 by end of game three!
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 20h
Peter Thiel and Elon Musk secretly collaborating on a time travel device in order to go back in time and, you know, help
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just read an op-Ed in the WSJ headlined “Cornell fails its first amendment test” and the writer is a student who claims his two fraternities kicked him out after he published an essay saying men and women are different. His… fraternities. I don’t think this kid is gmi.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peanut butter cups are a candy for adults. It’s nasty to think about a child who craves that kind of muddy density. That’s winemouth shit. Milkmouth craves wafers and bites not gooey yieldings.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only video game that shaped me was the MUD in which I first got married and in which I was first summoned and killed in a PK area by a more experienced user. Love and death… in the MUD…
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caitlin Clark didn’t ask for this shit lol. It’s gameday.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Let’s aim for Brain.” -Butt
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Le Parisien @leparisien.fr · 27/09/2026
L’émouvante photo de Marie-Garance, la fillette polyhandicapée bénie par le pape sur les Champs-Elysées ➡️ l.leparisien.fr/gjhQ
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just one wheel spinning in dirt
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Could that dangling “cock-“ have possibly been intended and arranged in original typesetting by Fitzgerald (the paragraph describes mindset of Monroe Stahr, the “tycoon”, after being told by a star actor that the actor was suffering from impotence)??
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok GK I hear you but how about this: we remove every single fence, extremely quickly, and, instead, give everyone fence tokens. You can exchange your fence tokens for information about fences.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Sudeten Germans had the highest NSDAP per capita membership” dynamic just rolls through history
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s worth clicking through to be reminded of how people used to write in the “blog days”. It was… quite something.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kid Rock’s “Devil Without a Cause” is kind of a miraculous album.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy moly the Valkyries are good. Think I’m picking them to win it all.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh are the playoffs a little different Olivia?
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The news was better 100 years ago because it pretended like this was an accident for some reason
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am committed to the goal of everyone on earth having a better time.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A regular part of this scientist’s field work is watching snow leopards languidly rouse from deep artificial sleep, out in the Gobi, while the sun rises.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m a fan of this system of progress measurement
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Predictions for today.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
K. But it does so much more than that, gets in its own way, and deforms the perception of the user so that covariance becomes impossible target. All these ppl are high or stupid or lying. Never before has “raw processing power” been revealed to be so idiotically thin, and I’m not talking about AI
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just realized how close Ross Perot is to Prospero
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 04/04/2026
They trompe l'oieled the JBLs at the Wisconsin State Capitol
Green stone (serpentine?) columns at WI state capitolA long skinny wall mounted speaker that has been carefully painted to match the green stone
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Greyhounds just cease existence at some point right?
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bang for buck there’s nothing more emasculating than when the water escapes your flour well when making pasta involving as it does weak or degraded fortifications, poor construction, evocations of flooding incontinence, and failing to “put food on the table”. My well! My well!! Son of a fucking bitc
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They discovered a new Guston portrait recently. He’s beautiful.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Asked and answered
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are Belgians Celts?
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can be a “trad wife” and bake and draw flowers all day and even get paid for it it’s called putting in a job application at a preschool or day care you fucking dumbass. You don’t get a new category name for ur special way of being unemployed fuck you and fuck the media and fuck popular interest
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heard a very small child from other room going through rhymes and nonsense words just sort of babbling out loud to herself until I realized that she had gotten stuck in rut of what sounded like “white… wife.” White wife. White wife. White wife.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ppl are gonna eulogize this fool when he dies like he was a lion of sports entertainment and not the Blippi of jiffy lube waiting rooms he assuredly is.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is the point of using the idiot “tradwife” neologism here. Why do so many people who write in public eagerly use idiot words that make every story smaller.
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marshawn Lynch's advice to Jayden Daniels on how to avoid elbow injuries going forward is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Letting the journey of this thread remain a delicious mystery
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It really is a pleasure watching Aja Wilson dominate. Real economy of effort type intelligence. Tim Duncan style.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Caitlin is really truly Kobe reborn man for the good AND the bad* *on the court
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CHECK MATE
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why did everyone in 80s and 90s think sexual desire was basis for comedy. Rewatching KoTH and getting to parts where Joseph is just made to be awkwardly aroused all the time and that’s the joke. There’s nothing more to the joke.
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you touched all of your neighbors today?
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ari Emanuel might be the supreme example of “this guy thinks he’s funny/charming because he has been surrounded by sycophants for decades” I’ve ever seen. His little PR tour interviews are excruciating. Feels thawed from the 90s.
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Doctor Wind Turkey @dog-envier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
$860,000 / 3,800 = $226 per life saved @willmacaskill @petersinger @80000hours etc
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David 29 Sunset @29sunset.com · 24/09/2026
Opportunity to share my favorite-ever "keys to the game" which came from Fox TV's "Man vs. Beast" in 2003. A pro sprinter raced a zebra and the graphic said the keys to winning for the man were to get a clean start and for the zebra to stay focused and realize that it's in a race.
Still from the TV show. The zebra is being led to the starting gate. Superimposed over it is a bulky graphic headed Keys To Victory.

MAN: Good clean start

BEAST: Stay focused. Realize it's a race.
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