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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You’ve seen stutter step penalties but how about this stutter walk penalty in the Caribbean Cup semifinal?
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally, we get to hear her side of the story.
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Jonatan Hildén @jhilden.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
seems I haven’t reposted our old ”Finnish Wi-fi alignment chart” so here goes
lawful good
Mattilat Wi-Fi 8
"The Joneses Wi-Fi"
lawful neutral
neutral good
Pupubaana &
"Bunnyrace"
true neutral
chaotic good
"
!.."
chaotic neutral
Sonera Internet &
"[name of a former
network provider] Internet"
lawful evil
B42 naikaa
hiljempaa •
"Flat B42 do make less
noise while fucking"
ZyXELA56ED2 8
[device default name]
hihii-2G •
"Tee-hee-2G"
neutral evil
haista_vittu
"fuck_off"
chaotic evil
TULLIVALVONTA
AUTO 31
"CUSTOMS PATROL
CAR 31"
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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DPRK Train Pusher @dprktrainpusher42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Per Engzell @pengzell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Interesting bit here about which occupations have the lowest GenAI adoption relative to predicted automatability. Side note but how do you end up predicting that 30% of animal caretaking can be done by AI? www.nber.org/papers/w35677
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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chrishawn @chrishawn.net · 20/08/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the entire Chinese internet has embraced what's basically a work of outsider art; a terribly animated film about a cow's dream made by a mother-son team and distributed by a former interior decoration company. It's now made millions at the box office.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Never too late to learn how to add ALT text to your images! It's a simple way to let people with visual or neurological impairments know that you care about making them feel included in the Bluesky community.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 06/08/2026

Micro Flash Fiction @MicroFlashFic
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk
about Dracula?"
"No-wait, Dracula?"
"Yes!"
"You're vampires?"
"Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires
come from?"
"I assumed you bit people."
"There are many hurtful
stereotypes. May we come in?"
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Théo @tlpavlich.gay · 02/08/2026
Okay I went back and recorded the WPBL anthem. I haven't seen a clip of it yet and....it needs to never be forgotten.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And when Babbage arrived the whole thing was actually running on a series of Pascalines. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/codebase PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Part 1/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update. a man is welcoming a new employee. They walk in the office, with the man saying "welcome aboard! Now, you should know our codebase runs on SOME legacy infrastructure." The new employee asks "You mean like cobol or..." When the man hesitates, she says "oh god. like an old PDP-11 that you're stilll–" The man invites her into a small darkened room. The woman looks at the scene before her and asks "is that Charles Babbage’s skeleton holding the crank to an analytical engine?"Part 2/2 of a 5-panel SMBC comic update. As the woman bends down to look at the skull, the man explains "if the website goes down, jiggle his skull."
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the only character creation sliders that matter #InvertebrateShitposting
a badly drawn quadrant. the top axis is marked leggy, bottom no leggy. right side lomg, left side no lomg. on the top right, lomg leggy, is a badly drawn centipede, bottom right lomg no leggy is a worm, top left no lomg leggy is an isopod, bottom left no lomg no leggy is a blobby sea urchin with visible butthole
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 16/07/2026
Hollywood baffled at largest ever feline attendance at opening night,
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Holly Gramazio @hollygramazio.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Yes great bookshop
Notice up in a bookshop named “Another Country English Language Bookshop” that says “prices marked in this handwriting are not valid” with an arrow to a circle and the price 9.50 in a very slightly distinctive handwriting
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Corey @coreysoper.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Trumpsky rejects the Stalinist paradigm of "socialism in one country"; embraces internationalist strategy of permanent revolution ✊️🚩
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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.se · 16/06/2026
New paper idea: Election campaign songs are costly cringe signals to show commitment to the group.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just saw an egregious offender
Disappointed Guy meme

Happy face: Someone changed the lyrics of a popular song for confession purposes

Disappointed face: The syllable count is way off
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/05/2026
DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend
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Katie Lumsden @katiejlumsden.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I get a lot of AI slop book marketing emails, but this is the first time I have ever been . . . mistaken for Jane Austen.
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sejunono.bsky.social @sejunono.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
sejunono.bandcamp.com/album/kennot Tässä ambient/experimental/rauhallinen/mutta myös melodiaa -musiikkia
sejunono.bandcamp.com
Kennot, by Severi Nokela
3 track album
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sejunono.bsky.social @sejunono.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
On huijausta käyttää I - vi - iii -sointukiertoa (esim. C Am Em), kertokaapa yksikin huono biisi kyseisillä soinnuilla. Alla esimerkkejä jotka on melkein järjestään esittäjiensä parhaimmistoa. #musasky
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
my husband just sent me this
Fellas, if your girl
- has a black mask around her eyes
- is always on the fence
- stores her food for later
that's NOT your girl that is a Loggerhead Shrike!!!!
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Information is Beautiful @infobeautiful.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Beautiful vintage #infographic on the ceiling & speed of different aircraft (via Reddit bit.ly/4c2bMCs)
Vintage infographic titled "Service ceiling (ft)" plots the service ceiling (maximum altitude) of various aircraft against their maximum speed in miles per hour. The data spans from 1916 to 1963, covering biplanes, monoplanes, and jet aircraft. The trend shows a steady increase in both speed and altitude over time as aviation technology advanced.
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angrysunbird @angrysunbird.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My fave

An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself.
Apparition: " - and THIS is what you would be!"
Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!"
(both vanish)
You: Hey what the fuck
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sejunono.bsky.social @sejunono.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"The Hastings Rarities affair is a case of statistically demonstrated ornithological fraud that misled the bird world for decades in the 20th century. The discovery of the long-running hoax shocked ornithologists."
en.wikipedia.org
Hastings Rarities - Wikipedia
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BlogMyWiki @blogmywiki.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
Letter to the Guardian.
The protection of badgers has a long pedigree (Report, 29 August). Arthur Gore, known as "Boofy", the eighth Earl of Arran, was a fanatical defender of them. He was also a tireless campaigner for the rights of homosexuals. In 1967 he managed to push through a law in the Lords that decriminalised homosexuality but failed to pass a bill to outlaw the cruel hunting of badgers. When asked why he had not received enough support for his badger bill, he replied: "Not many badgers in the House of Lords." Tony Lywood Keswick, Cumbria
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Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
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The Sp🏀rps L⚾️ver @tenaletilt.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This, from Steve Albini, is a good start (I love the Dan myself)
Tweets from Steve Albini crapping on Steely Dan
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nikk @nikk.ca · 20/10/2025
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
i saw someone point out that the selector for time on iphone alarms is actually just a really long list and not truly circular. everything i’ve known is a lie
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art."

02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art."

03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'.

04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"
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Kari Haakana @karihaakana.net · 09/07/2025
ChatGPT 4o.
Kuvakaappaus ChatGPT 4o:lle annetusta kehotteesta ("Luo kuva aakkosista, joissa jokainen kirjain edustaa jotakin asiaa, eläintä, hyönteistä tai loista, jonka nimi alkaa kyseisellä kirjaimella. Kirjoita asian, eläimen, hyönteisen tai loisen nimi sen viereen") sekä kehotteella luodusta kuvasta, joka on monin osin ns. perseellään. Esim. kirjaimen P kohdalla on kuva kurpitsasta ja sen alla sana mustekala. Aakkoset eivät ole aakkosjärjestyksessä ja osa aakkosista on kahteen kertaan.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The waiter then politely reminds the customer that all possible information is contained in the price. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dollars PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
One-panel SMBC comic update with the caption "You could always tell when the waited had an economics degree."
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
It doesn't get reiterated enough that "human on a bicycle" is not only the most efficient way that a person can move, it's the most efficient form of motion ***ever observed in land animals***.
exp-log scale chart showing various animals and forms of human motion with the X-axis being kilograms on an exponential scale and the Y-axis being cost of transport in calories per gram per kilometer on a logarithmic scale
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