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Séan Valentinus

@seanvalentinus.bsky.social
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Aussie, Central QLD. Blissfully married. Into politics, economics, history, and dumb things that make me laugh. Trans rights, duh. Damn tyrannis, that semper looks SIC. Banner image from @nedro.id

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nat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 5h
Every boy and young man watching AEW’s tribute to Pac saw men openly grieve, love, and support each other. That matters.
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 1h
Public outrage is not enough to affect change. Anger must be channeled and organized into action
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10h
It is my birthday!! If you are so inclined, please consider tossing some coins to your local abortion rights and access campaigners. They need it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h
Poochie da rocking dog
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 30/09/2026
I have *been* saying that medieval style antisemitism has a major foothold in the left and the best thing allies can do is be aware of the dog whistles so you know when someone is gone off on one
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dude is catfishing as an OF account but forgot to put up a fake profile pic lmaoooo 💀
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@jackiandaspen performs an operatic duet together. 🦜🎶🎙️ "Just two highly trained musicians performing Queen of the Night together. One of us has a music degree; The other one poops on me." #bird #music #opera #talent
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fans at gigs should bang drums and shout chants to motivate the band members to play well throughout the whole show.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hahahahaha Musk is going to be on suicide watch for months
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i would eat anything for lunch but i won’t eat that
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Classic meme haha
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
trust a fucking boomer to somehow figure out how to make the ed sheeran thing about how they’re the smartest and best 🙄
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
someone remind me to remind numetalweeb to buy this tomorrow
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Bad WWE Stats @badwwestats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#JobberOfTheWeek #WWE Oh no! We left CM Punk out in the rain and forgot he's made of iron! Now all we have is
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is anyone still deluding themselves that citizenship will protect them. They have declared war in us
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bystander1.bsky.social @bystander1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't let door slam you on the back side - nice try 😡 "On September 30, Fix Victoria will remove the material from its website, pull the ads off-air and cease all further advertising."
theage.com.au
Fix Victoria’s ads have made a big splash. So why are they about to disappear?
Fix Victoria’s founder says it is an advocacy group. Labor suspects it is a Liberal Party front. The Victorian Electoral Commission will have the final say.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it’s batman day
a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently 

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery 
ROBIN: what’s a tery
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
breaking news: some fuckin’ dude with a coffee cart says that if everybody drank their coffee, it’d solve all international crises
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please help the Chancellor in need who is greatly suffering
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Support master sleeping dragon
Support master sleeping dragon
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What kind of BlueSky account am I? 🤓 🫪 1 - yes 👍 2 - hell yeah 😎 3 - mondo 😤 4 - verdant 🌲 5 - concentric ⭕️ 6 - wood 🪵 7 - serrated 🪚 8 - laquered 🥃 9 - insoluble 🐡 10 - elephant 🐘
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fuck yeah i’m a nice enough person (accurate on the rageing, too)
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Sunafiction @sunafiction.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"They need a story that discounts the lives of large swaths of people and that is the fascist narrative": youtube.com/shorts/-sFwG...
youtube.com
Naomi Klein on Tech Billionaires: ‘The Money Is Making Them Fascist’
YouTube video by The Interview
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
not sure how keen i am on this one? i *do* want australia to have good relationships with europe, but we’re located in asia. straight up joining the EU feels to me like we’d be signalling to our asian neighbours the fact that we’re still psychologically a bit stuck in our colonial past #auspol
euronews.com
Metsola: Australia, New Zealand could be next EU 'associated members'
Metsola tells Euronews pitch for “associate membership” with Canada will strengthen cooperation with like-minded countries and incite new ones. #EuropeToday
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
at the risk of being rude to you, sorry man this is a bloody great example of the grief that federal labor gets in getting their good work recognised take actions to ban this thing nobody likes, and the reaction is “why are they here at all?”, which they’re obviously not responsible for #auspol
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why is this such a thing now, where people just stop consuming new art after they turn 14 so they're 30 years old going "All Dogs Go to Heaven is my favorite movie". Thats depressing as hell, dude
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.site · 17/09/2026
Will this affect my toxicity score (just looking for an excuse to repost this because I was proud of it at the time but it didn't get any bites)
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Dr Julia Grace Patterson @jujuliagrace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran needs to learn that if you don’t “pick a side”, you’re picking the side of the oppressor. Every single time. It’s that simple.
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i firmly believe that a 0-10 scale is so counterintuitive to people’s brains that it’s borderline useless. most people just don’t really think in numbers.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yeah, so he’s *crazy* crazy, not just annoying and wrong
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"AEW will never be mainstream like WWE" as if any AEW fan needs it to be mainstream I could not care less what Mythical Casual Fan want. I just want good wrestling shows.
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we gotta be LOUD about this one folks. australia is not the US, and fringe religious extremist policies play far worse in our electorates One Nation has DECLARED that they are coming to take away our abortion rights #auspol #onenation
smh.com.au
NSW One Nation leader says party will ‘stop’ abortion rights
Mike Newman, the investment banker turned One Nation leader, told an anti-abortion rally outside parliament on Tuesday that One Nation wanted abortion “stopped” while also seeming to confuse the issue...
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome) @hannahshelley.site · 16/09/2026
Desperately seeking a clip from 2017 when Paul Barry from Media Watch had clearly never heard of Macklemore and pronounced it french, like "Mack le-mohrrr" because that's the only way I say it now
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important PSA from us at Nintendo of America. Shigeru Miyamoto, head producer of titles in the Super Mario and The Legend of Zelda series, was found to have been turned into a cocoon, with a note from him attached to the outside. "This is Miyamoto. In just 9 months I will be a beautiful Miyamoth."
Miyamoto
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👻ZH00000GE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 👻 @shuchancellor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ANYWAYS let's talk about something important: Celebrating Guatemala’s Independence Day: A Journey Through History
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Celebrating Guatemala’s Independence Day: A Journey Through History
Guatemala Independence Day, celebrated on September 15th, holds a special place in the hearts of Guatemalans. It's a day filled with patriotic fervor, colorful parades, delicious food, and a profound ...
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