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Séan Valentinus

@seanvalentinus.bsky.social
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Aussie, Central QLD. Blissfully married. Into politics, economics, history, and dumb things that make me laugh. Trans rights, duh. Damn tyrannis, that semper looks SIC. Banner image from @nedro.id

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onion person @junlper.beer · 22h
putting “raising my child” in the catagory of ways how ai will streamline my life
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Waluigi Says No Thanks to AI Slop
ALT: Waluigi Says No Thanks to AI Slop
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 3h
one day i’ll buy a dishwasher, then i’ll be sweet wife and i swap in paper plates sometimes. good for feeding pets.
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 4h
you guys know this is entirely made up, right? whoever made this picture just invented this entire story to dunk on high school kids. it’s honestly pretty pathetic? Xers turning more and more into boomers every day i swear
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 8h
at this particular phase of my life, i am definitely doing my part in that social project
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 8h
at this stage, i’m surprised by the moments when they *do* enforce the constitution
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who up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 12h
*whisphers* psst, we have photos coming today
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 8h
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 15h
that white guy kick streamer athleisure wear fit--the XL plain shirt with shorts, socks, sneakers and a chain--is the most little boy shit to me. It looks like they were wearing a cookie monster fitted and jumping their bike over a dead raccoon in a cul-de-sac 5mins ago. It's so fucking lame
photo of kick streamer Jack Doherty, the king of this fit, where he gas a large blue t-shirt, a chain, a pair of baggy athleisure shorts and a broccoli cut
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 15h
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i think what we learned is, when it comes to the mind of the general populace, vibes > facts, every single time now *how* the vibes with kamala are considered worse than with the orange man, i could not possibly fucking tell you
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😢😢😢
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we’re so good at it that chumbawamba even wrote a song about it
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
man, these posts have gone thru my head a few times since seeing them just so mad on your behalf beth. as a follower of yours, you’re already giving SO much in your look & vibe. peeps demanding extra feels so damn greedy and unappreciative of them hope you find connections who appreciate it hey 🤞
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
don’t worry, nobody votes for the coalition anymore anyway lmao
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Kit (they🗡️them) @gothickitsune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just spent like… a good portion of my day off voting for the midterm elections. please vote you guys. please.
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and the most embarrassing thing is there’s *way* better labour to trick hot girls into doing
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Simpsons - Chop Chop, Dig Dig
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sallylawry @sallylawry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10... Another misleading headline to manufacture mistrust and spread disingenuous information from the national broadcaster ! Where is the split ?
abc.net.au
Labor split on ATO credit card ban as businesses call for leadership
The federal government is facing growing pressure over the Australian Taxation Office's decision to stop accepting credit card payments for tax bills.
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
update: lunch worked. i just feel like a failure the regular amount now 💪💪💪
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
giving myself my daily reminder that me suddenly feeling like everything i’m doing is pointless and doomed to failure is literally just a symptom of being hungry, and as soon as i eat lunch i will feel happier again
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and it’s hypothetically possible that some of them might even comprehend it!
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey, if someone wanted to learn bout che’s take on this stuff, what you recommend to read? just that manual of his, or any other good stuff to check out too?
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Waluigi Says No Thanks to AI Slop
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Waluigi Says No Thanks to AI Slop
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𝖐𝖆𝖞𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 🧠 @kvyte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you’re embarrassed by pads and tampons as someone who doesn’t need them it’s time to grow the fuck up
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 07/10/2026
Wynn's Law remains undefeated.
Contrapoints saying "They don't want victory, they don't want power, they want to endlessly 'critique' power."
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUCK YEAH CRIME
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𝖏𝖆𝖝𝖝 💀 @jaxxology.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get womens bodies get scrutinized like crazy but its wild to me to see conventionally perfect women who KNOW they look good and use it for followers talk about loving your body no matter what it looks like. Yes we all struggle with self image but its just nuts when there isnt a single fat roll
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he’s done a *lot* of good stuff though??
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Albanese Labor Government Achievement Tracker | Albosteezy.com
What has Anthony Albanese done since coming to power? Albosteezy is an independent wiki tracking every policy delivered since 2022: Medicare reforms, housing investment, workplace laws, climate action...
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Supa Hot Fire Ooooh: Crowd Reacts Energetically
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rocket league is all i’ve played for 2 years i legit may die still playing this game
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
QTP with a gif of the game you’re currently playing 🎮
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Real-Life Rocket League Car Soccer Match
ALT: Real-Life Rocket League Car Soccer Match
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😐 I HATE HIM URGH
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he… like, if you wrote the line in a comedy sketch, i’d be like “funny but a *bit* on the nose” how do these people exist do they have some magical ability to just completely turn off their self awareness???
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fuck man. it’d be nice.
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if they didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
same
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i guess that’s why they call it the nightmare before christmas before christmas, you experience the nightmare of everyone buying you a bunch of stupid merchandise related to it
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
some peeps are genuinely very excited to be angry at someone for being wrong. they go online looking for an excuse. nietzsche wrote about these sorts of peeps. apollonian-ass bastards
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dude bad choice. that wall’s a fuckin blabbermouth, by the end of the day every cupboard in the house is gonna know it
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She is Rizz’n @nylarosebeast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You joining my Bonely Fans or nah? 😅😅😅
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i’d like to bone *her* ly fans, *if you know what i mean* 😉 what can i say, wide dry eyeball-less eye sockets just really do it for me
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i guess they for some reason thought that *they* might be the one to convince him to give $ this time? it’s the only possible explanation i can come up with. the guy is so *intensely* uncharismatic, so wtf else could it be
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WHOH you spelt “super cool dope person” really badly there
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
depressing that the boogeyman version of the democrat party the republicans fearmonger over can describe a legitimately better party than the real one 🙃
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if they didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards
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Séan Valentinus @seanvalentinus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Waluigi Says No Thanks to AI Slop
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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