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Adam

@kels316.bsky.social
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Rescue, land rovers, drones, random nonsense.

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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 14m
"every time I go on the bigoted racist website I see a lot of bigoted racism. This is a big problem for me because I'm addicted to the bigoted racism website"
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 17m
well probably don't go on the fucking nazi site then?
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 1h
hahahahhah you fucking pathetic moron
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 5h
Hahahahahahhaa
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 8h
tin pot dictatorship
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 10h
ah fucken hell
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13h
car service guy: We can fill your tires with nitrogen for only $100 more me: 😑 car service guy: 😑 me: 😑 air... is... car service guy: 😑 yeah i know me: 😑 78% nitrogen
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 11h
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wilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 23h
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
same old Labor, always acting in good faith.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Labor cannot be expected to work with the greens to do things the greens want when they are busy working with the LNP to do things the LNP want.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mao was correct on the matter of landlords, the cause of this problem.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about the dude I worked with in the army that was a SAS cat, trained to kill 25 ways with a grapefruit spoon, that had a beard because of a skin condition. I wonder what Hegseth would say to his face?
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the problem Hegseth has when he rants at generals is they are all more educated and experienced than he is.
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John “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the way I would have broken my closest friend's fingers to stop them from posting this
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
I guess endseig was too on the nose
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know all right wing politics and thought is just unresolved sexual insecurity, but does Hegseth have to be so fucking transparent about it?
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every Hitler idea is back
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
can't wait for Labor to announce they're doing the same
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
go fuck yourself, cunt.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we need a Dave Hughes of the left.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sure any dystopian fiction describes our current situation. Because if you wrote a work that posited the existential threat to human life is software that can be stopped at any point by simply unplugging the power you'd be laughed at by everyone you showed it to.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
for ~reasons~ I just remembered the time when I was a LT and I ran into an infantry LT mate on a training area who said "hey Kels, how many claymores can you bank (chain together in one detonation)?" and I said "how many have you got?" and we then set up a very illegal night ambush training activity
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
put them on Double Secret Probation. IYKYK.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Data Centres will be the Small Modular Reactors of the next Australian election campaigns. Except Labor will be desperate to say they'll build more than the LNP.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah, I'm very sure this will be built and remain empty until sufficient GPUs become available to actually install a functional data centre. A real thing, certainly.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TRONC
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when the intelligence is super.
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UK terror plot had the same amount of terror as the Gatwick Drone Incident had drones. Zero.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used to work for a guy who would say "there are no risk management heroes" - the idea that doing the small, difficult work that is required every day wins no medals or accolades, is utterly undefeated in my experience. 👇 is another example of that. In fact, this one is going to cost you.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean....
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glenn Robbins first appearance on TV. #TheDarylSomersShow (1983):
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used claude to figure out why the fucking printer at work was being a cunt and it helped me fix it. Fight me.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a person who uses the meta chatbot is called a Meta Muse-cel.
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shanley @shanley.com · 28/09/2026
who tf is hasan piker
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
unfortunately the curriculum was woke and DEI
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you say things like "cognitive virus" you should be put in a camp
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every AI booster that says "the models are getting better" needs to explain why they still look like the same fucking slop dogshit they did a year ago.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you're choosing texas what the fuck else was on the list? Dick cancer and canker sores?
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 28/09/2026
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cookerville.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a moment early on that's just footage of Elon Musk balding and in khakis walking down an office hallway in the late 90s and the entire audience burst out laughing. If Musk is made aware of audience reactions like this I think he might actually crash out.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
extremely unlikely I could sit in a theatre for 4hrs to watch the musk movie.
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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
its "DOG?!?" in a high pitched voice.
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