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David Avallone

@davallone.bsky.social
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Writer and stuff. Comics and tv and film. The second-best dressed man in #comics. The Devil doesn't need advocates: advocate for humans, instead. He/him. All the things: linktr.ee/DAvallone

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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A little late... but here's the newsletter! The final issue of ALTERED STATES WARLORDS drops tomorrow! I realized halfway through this issue I had sorta kinda rewritten STAR WARS. Oopsy. Fun stuff, though. The usual updates, deep thoughts and so forth, right here: www.patreon.com/DavidAvallon...
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Week 68: Last Call on Barsoom! | David Avallone
Wrap-Up:  Sorry to be running late yet again. When I'm overdue on a deadline, I have a bad tendency to shut down on everything else. I don't
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 37m
This isn't exactly "close the rape dens," (see my earlier post) but this is someone taking things seriously and not overly worried about pissing off douchebag Chi Phi alumni/trustees. Good for him, and fuck them.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 4h
You have my vote for closing the rape dens. If your frat house hasn’t had a rape accusation in the last half century, you get to keep it open. For now. I wonder how many frat houses that would leave open.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 5h
Worth a read.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 7h
Post the wins.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 7h
Can’t wait for this! Get your tickets now!
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've had a seasonal cough (allergies) the last week and a half. My choices seem to be "coughing crap out of my lungs" or "groggy from medication." Neither is conducive to writing. (Not asking for advice. Complaining. That thing that works for you? Tried it. Didn't work/made me groggy. Thanks.)
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm often on this call. If that's an enticement, great. If it's not... sometimes I sleep in, too.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, I took a screenshot because I was proud of my reply. Joyce ignored it.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems like they have reinvented Scientology… Now For Teens™️! Insane thread.
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Megan Matelonek @mmatelonek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@fanbasepress.bsky.social is a good/positive force so it's pretty amazing to see that they are making another kickstarter for a interesting book/story. Check out their Kickstarter and happy to see what they show and contribute more!
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New comic out today! Free Patreon newsletter!
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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
100% this. And the hypothetical is still nowhere near reality: regulated ethical AI with no environmental footprint is not imminent. To say the least.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If audiences really wanted original films, and not IP, this would have been the biggest blockbuster of all time. Watch it!
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New comic out today! Free Patreon newsletter!
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Justin Eisinger @justineisinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just had a bartender look up how to make a margarita on ChatGPT and the instructions were wrong.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used AI to look this up, and it was literally my first use of AI, because I thought it was very, very funny to use it for this one thing. If someone repeats the propaganda that ChatGPT has a billion users... ask them how many actually pay for it. The answer is five percent. Feel free to share.
Roughly 5% of ChatGPT users pay for a subscription tier.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While I work on the (late) Patreon newsletter... watch this, if you haven't. It's kind of my pet topic, and this is probably the longest anyone's let me rant about it.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you haven’t figured this out yet, I have some bad news for you: the women in your life don’t trust you. If you believe you have never met a woman who’s had an abortion… same thing. You have. They just didn’t trust you.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The problem with his autobiography is that he centered himself." I love social media.
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Marcello Mastroianni Relaxing (Fellini)
Alt: Guido (Marcello Mastroianni) leans back in his chair, feet up, and applauds as his wife and mistress dance together and compliment one another. It's not real, of course.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's just so odd. It's one thing to be an addict. It's another to assume everyone else is addicted to the same thing. I have never knowingly clicked on an AI tool. I've never opened ChatGPT or Claude. If you're defining AI to include spellcheck... I'd miss it, but I own a great dictionary.
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 29/09/2026
Emily Bell (who runs Atthis Arts with her husband) is behaving quite badly, and publishing--especially indie publishing--ought to take notice.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This guy wasn’t on my radar, but he’s worked with some colleagues of mine… and everyone in our community should know about this.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve been struggling with a story for a couple of weeks and this morning the answer finally came to me. The solution was “vampire Nicole Kidman.” I won’t be taking questions at this time.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s MAGA Aaron Spelling.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel strongly enough about this to have put it in my bio. I want the clowns who look at my bio for ammo when they’re losing an argument with me to be reminded how worthless they are.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great thread, that perfectly articulates the reason AI agents — as they exist now — won’t take off the way smartphones and social media did. I’m glad she did the homework, to confirm this, which I have felt: I don’t need it and I don’t know what I could even need it FOR.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, @rynbow.bsky.social! Congrats! So happy for you!
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a sneak preview of ROGUE TROOPER yesterday: a fun, funny sci-fi action movie from @manmademoon.bsky.social that perfectly captures the anarchic tone of @2000ad.bsky.social. And the end credits list everyone who ever worked on the comics. Would love to see Marvel and DC follow suit.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I chose Bard College for a lot of reasons, and the absence of a “Greek system” was high on a list. Giving elitist rich kid cliques sovereignty over whole buildings and other teenagers seemed, even to 17 year old me, like a very bad thing.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is possibly the longest anyone has let me rant on my pet topic: the false dichotomy between high and low art, literature and pulp. Take a listen, if that's your kind of thing.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish there was film of Clooney decking him. Sadly, I have seen the film of him screaming at Lily Tomlin.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just got some cover sketches by @roberthack.bsky.social for Two-Fisted Fairy Tales and... amazing. I will sneak them out when the time is right... (with Robert's permission, natch.)
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I liked this interview enough that I wanted it to live on my Patreon. Take a look, if you have some time to kill... and want to hear a pulp writer talk about why pulp is valuable, and good, and beloved. www.patreon.com/DavidAvallon...
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Pulp Is Art | David Avallone
My friend Jack interviewed me for his Comic Librarian Podcast, and clearly I was in a mood. Maybe it was the Art World's comical outrage at
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a lot of controversial opinions, I’m sure, and one of them is that Better Call Saul was a better show than Breaking Bad. All opinions on art are personal and subjective (something I wish was more widely understood,) and I know why I found Jimmy McCall far more compelling than Walter White.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was in a mood. Maybe it was the snobs tsk-tsking the Lucas Museum? Anyway, here’s a conversation I really enjoyed, and I get to talk about one of my core beliefs: the value of pulp as art.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Talking about Joe Bob, and the new comic... www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbwg...
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Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl in their Own Comic Book!
YouTube video by Dynamite Entertainment
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I managed to fly across country AND make the weekly Patreon newsletter! News, photos from Granite State con, and a recommendation of an amazing artist you're going to want to know about, if you don't already: www.patreon.com/DavidAvallon...
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Week 67: Return from TurtleWorld | David Avallone
Wrap-Up:  As you might know... THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES were co-created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, in an apartment in Dover,
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got another author scam email, and this had one of my favorite all-time errors: spelling Iain Dale's name Lain Dale. I guess if you're used to a Cyrillic alphabet that's an easy mistake to make. One common pattern: they're often offers to help me promote books from five years ago or more.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know people think he’s running for President (of the United States) but I think what he really wants is President (of Warnermount or Disney.) (Comments off because I don’t argue about unserious joke premises.)
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just got an email from Zoop about this, and I unironically love having my own work marketed to me. They're right. I am the perfect audience for this. It was a privilege to adapt Cassandra's astonishing book, and artist Mariano Benitez-Chapo did an amazing job.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great stuff from @brooklynmarie.bsky.social, as always.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 23/09/2026
i think it is worth noting that one of the first actual elected democrats to prominently call for underbussing trans people, seth moulton, just got crushed in his primary 65-35
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Coming in December, from me and @dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social!
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lucas did not build -- or name -- his museum as a challenge to fine art or fine art museums or the fine art world. But HOOO BOY are they threatened. Which, I gotta say, tells you everything you need to know about that world, if you're paying attention. (It's gorgeous. Go, if you can.)
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Post the wins.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I managed to fly across country AND make the weekly Patreon newsletter! News, photos from Granite State con, and a recommendation of an amazing artist you're going to want to know about, if you don't already: www.patreon.com/DavidAvallon...
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Week 67: Return from TurtleWorld | David Avallone
Wrap-Up:  As you might know... THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES were co-created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, in an apartment in Dover,
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It took them a whole decade to find something resembling a spine. One could argue that not covering Trump for the next two months actually helps the GOP in November, but I’m not quite cynical enough to believe that‘s the intent.
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