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Not my real name. 🇫🇮 she/her 🏳️‍🌈 savernake on tumblr. HSavernake on IG and that other place. I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts. I’m old as dirt. Here for OFMD. Stucky acc at @Stanthusiastic.bsky.social 👈

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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 7h
PSA: if you've dug *anything* on webworm over the last 6 years, but on the fence about being a paid member - some options for you here: 50%-off, or if you're a student / on a benefit - free. i'm off substack now, & can always do with more support to keep us ad-free. please RT: www.webworm.co/about/
AMA in the comments!
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Sami Kelsh is a tired bear @samikelsh.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah, so remember how I posted last week about my September shop update? Here’s a separate post for fanart! I did a little batch of super limited edition Hollow Knight and Silksong prints, and this time, by (one person’s) request also a couple of stickers! ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop #hollowknightart
Graphic announcing the artist’s shop update with the text “Hello, new art!” overlaid over a collage of prints of Hollow Knight and Silksong art, clockwise from top left: Hornet and Sherma going for a swim in the Citadel spa, Hornet sparring with Second Sentinel, Hornet cuddling Huge Flea, Mister Mushroom flying through space, and Hornet chilling in a meadow of purple Shellwood flowersGraphic announcing the artist’s shop update with the text “Limited Edition Blue Raspberry Fight Milk Stickers” overlaid over a pair of Hollow Knight stickers: a sticker sheet of various iterations of Zote, and the Knight sipping a carton of Blue Raspberry fight milk
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Hugovicius 🐇 @hugopm.bsky.social · 5h
new neto, with a wonderful illustration/animation by @seraphimangel.bsky.social alas, on youtube it seems to be downgrading the quality (perhaps processing) but looks great on spotify 👏https://open.spotify.com/episode/3GZgmeIKVm4jVDJHzy8fDp?si=o0ytkWTfR-ehvrbLRYGvqw
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People You've Been Before - Chapter Eight : The Truest of Hypocrites
The Diaries of Netovicius the Vampire · Episode
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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · 5h
*smoooooch* I love you. I love you. I know. I know that.
Lego Ed and Stede about to kiss at the beach kiss site from S2E8. The background is out of focus because of the camera limitations. The recognisable trees from the background of the S2E8 beach kiss scene.
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Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 5h
Does anyone recommend a beginner toonboom harmony tutorial for no-rig animation?
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Grace 🌈🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @catbandit.bsky.social · 5h
So jealous of everyone who's going to see Buttons doing stand-up in Auckland in October 🥲 www.comedy.co.nz/comedy-guide...
The Semi-Finalists in the 2026 Raw Comedy Quest are;

Sat Oct 10 at 10pm at The Classic

Alex Turner, George Weeks, Helen Zipei Liu, Jackson Hawkesby, Jenice Goveas, Jimi Hunt, Joanne Zhang, Leon Kirkbeck, Lex Parker, Mihir Roy & Paul Gregory,
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Em (Perpetual Audience) @emilythedemily.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you @david-jenkins.bsky.social and the rest of the OFMD crew, because of you four strangers became friends and have come to the most beautiful place/s I’ve ever seen.
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Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈 @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · 6h
my mystery wasting illness is kicking my ass HARD this week & the only thing i've been able to write is rwylm stuff. so if i can be self-indulgent for a sec, here's an extra long peek at a future one shot for WIP Wednesday 💜 ed wraps the tour, has a minor meltdown -- his husband takes care of him
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Illustory 🌈✨ @illustoryart.bsky.social · 6h
Emergency ART SALE tomorrow, October 1 🔥 20 unique originals, 10 different fandoms :з This time there are also little A5 arts with special prices! Every original is signed, every order will be sent out with surprise postcards! 💌 Please, share this post and thank you so much for supporting me! ❤️‍🩹
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Merryfinches 💕🌈 🏴‍☠️ @merryfinches.bsky.social · 6h
Highly recommend everything that illustory makes, every print and pin is beautiful! I wear my merperson pin every day ❤️
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Ash the Villain 💖💜💙💚💛🧡❤️💖 @villainousthoughts.bsky.social · 6h
Last day of #EdsSensualSeptember and I'm sliding in with the Week 4 prompt of Mirror and choosing the colour of pink, with the fabric of velvet! Hope you've enjoyed the last few weeks of sensuality! #SensualSeptember #TheVillainsArt #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath #SensualEdvents
Digital illustration of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death posed lounging in a large bed with rumpled sheets. He is facing away from the viewer, with his buttocks and back on display, while holding up a small hand mirror to peek back at the viewer. Next to him is a large leopard, also lounging, but looking back over it’s shoulder towards the viewer. The image is painted in monochrome greys with Ed’s tattoos highlighted in white and. The leopard is hot pink with white whisker highlights. The ends of Ed’s hair in a messy bun and blushes across Ed’s bum and cheeks are hot pink. Behind Ed is a cascade of curtains with a star lantern suspended above Ed’s face and illuminating the frame with a yellow glow. The mirror in Ed’s hand has a yellow frame and in the image, Ed’s yellow eye can be seen. The leopard also has yellow eyes.
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🧜‍♂️dee✨ @mermaided.bsky.social · 6h
a rare #wipwednesday, next chapter of moon-dream, where they say 'fuck it' to taking it slow 🌙✨ archiveofourown.org/works/920219...
sexy snipped from an upcoming chapter in moon-dream
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Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞 @littlefingies.bsky.social · 6h
Here’s a snip for “ready” from day 4, which I’m playing a bit loose with and calling science experimentation 📝 Covering for heavy cnc rp with no on-page negotiations or check-ins, be good to yourselves etc 💚 but if you like what I like buckle up bitches
"I'm going to use my mouth for this next one, Edward."

No no no, not yet, it's too soon. He tries to close his thighs and block access, but he can't, not with his ankles bound like this.

"Wait wait wait, Captain, Stede, I'm not ready."

Stede grabs Ed's hips and presses them to the tabletop. "I'll be the judge of that." And then he's tonguing Ed's cunt, just sipping, breathing in like he does after pouring a glass of wine. Ed focuses on staying still, fortunately the pressure is light enough that he can try to ignore it, try to pretend he's somewhere else.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 6h
Responding to every out of state political fundraising text with this picture of Bobby Hill yelling “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” starting now.
Cartoon image of a boy, Bobby Hill of King of the Hill fame, with white text that reads “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
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Tizzybit @tizzybit.bsky.social · 6h
Listen to Grow Your Garden by Dekaarios - Chapter 18 by tizzybit on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/ir7kjyJS34Fa... Chapter 18! Nothing like a love confession to cozy up your evening 💖💖💖
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Grow Your Garden by Dekaarios - Chapter 18
Listen to Grow Your Garden by Dekaarios - Chapter 18 by tizzybit #np on #SoundCloud
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sd (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈 @sdryan.bsky.social · 6h
Real life Irina Foundation! Doing good for queer and marginalized folks in sports and the arts. donate.panoramaglobal.org/irinafoundat...
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Irina Foundation
Please support us by making a contribution!
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 7h
The #Taika car ad is still getting pick up. campaignbrief.co.nz/2026/10/01/c...
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Campaign Brief Creative Circle: What’s hot in October 2026?
Each month, Campaign Brief invites top creatives from across Aotearoa to spotlight one standout piece of local work created outside their own agency – a space for celebrating the fresh thinking, craft...
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Rin Stedecore is on their Rimworld bullshit again 🔪 @stedeco.re · 6h
HE JUST LIKE ME FR
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BB🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️Stedephile @tanteclem.bsky.social · 6h
For #WIPWednesday, here's a snip from the @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social fic I'm cooking up with @bakerbelle.bsky.social Stede's love language is pretty much "cake" in this.
“Point taken,” he said. “Anyway, let me drive you home. It’s late and you’ve been through a lot. I don’t want you to collapse in the street, you still seem a bit shaky.”
 
“That’s just because I haven’t had dinner,” Ed said dismissively.
 
“Oh god, Ed, what was I thinking? You must be starving! I’ll get you something!” Stede shouted, already half on his way to the kitchen to make Ed a sandwich, cursing himself for being so negligent of Ed’s needs.
 
“I’ll take this if it’s okay,” Ed said, pointing at the piece of chocolate tart Stede had abandoned on the table earlier, with an expression on his face that would have put a shelter puppy trying to get adopted to shame.
 
“Oh, of course,” Stede replied. “I was actually saving that for you …”
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boy | happydaiz 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ WeeCon 2026 @happydaiz.bsky.social · 6h
I did very much enjoy this bit of silliness from the wonderful @kellykat53.bsky.social. Happy to once again be your enabler to write a meet-cute! Here's my podfic of this adorable fic 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/93582586
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Puck the tall hobbit 🧜✊ (trek should be more woke actually) @r3dleprechaun.bsky.social · 8h
Why is it that everything requires an app today, even when trying on the fucking computer? And my phone is from march 2020 so most of the apps I can't download. I hate this. Technology used to be cool. Capitalism ruins everything!
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Fyre @amuseoffyre.bsky.social · 8h
I feel like they missed a trick, not having the mouth open and making you fish inside it (and putting a wee diver down inside the bottom of the bucket)
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Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 8h
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rachel @endofadream.bsky.social · 7h
hey so my thing is finally done and guess what i now CO-RUN an entertainment website!!!! check it out and share!! thathollywoodshow.com/fan-fatales/
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Fan Fatales
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 7h
#Taika Klara news/reviews (a thread) metromode.se/en/film-och-...
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Klara and the Sun – Jenna Ortega in autumn's most moving cinema release
Jenna Ortega spelar androiden Klara i Taika Waititis filmatisering av Kazuo Ishiguros Klara och solen. Biopremiär i Sverige 23 oktober – handling, skådespelare och trailer.
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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 7h
Small #Taika mention in a bigger NZ article. screenrealm.com/how-nz-has-b...
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Margo @margopox.bsky.social · 8h
WIP for Chapter 6 of Ed’s World, and our boys are reunited 💜🩵 #WIPWednesday #OFMD #OFMDfic
By the time Ed has gotten dressed, stowed his work safely away and roused the crew to assign their tasks for the day, it’s already time for him to dash off to meet Stede. He’s at a full sprint by the time he reaches the beach proper, too giddy to give a single fuck about how his creaky old knee will feel later, eyes on his prize of a golden head of hair, whose owner is now stepping out of the Revenge’s dinghy. By the time Stede realises how fast and close Ed’s approaching, it’s already too late for him to do anything but let a cry of ‘Edward Teach, don’t you DARE -ooof‘ before Ed makes impact, knocking them both off their feet.
Ed can tell that Stede was probably trying his best to be angry at him (he’d anticipated some level of backlash from Operation Curtains from the very start) but who can be mad when they’re being hugged and kissed this much? Maybe someone who’s just gotten tackled into wet sand perhaps, but Ed’s not going to let that dampen his enthusiasm for their reunion in the slightest. Just you try being miffed now Bonnet - checkmate!
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 8h
claiming this counts as "sting", and also pretending i can finish this for day 1 piss day even tho i started it this afternoon xxx #OFMDKinktober #WIPWednesday
It's hardly a ship of tea-drinkers; Lucius just tells him that tea is tea is tea. Black Pete probably doesn't even know how to spell it, for goodness’ sake. Opportunities to show off this particular collection with someone who properly gets it are few and far between, and Stede is hardly one to turn down such an opportunity. 

The problem, then, is actually two problems: 

1) In order to give Ed the full experience, he chose not to limit his tea tasting selection to only the sleepytime ones, and now he's wide awake and jittering out of his skin. 

2) He really, really needs to urinate.
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 7h
Ace & Aro OFMD Fandom Survey results are in! 💜💚 Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who participated, 157 responses far exceeded my expectations Recommend viewing on desktop instead of mobile if you are able, tinyurl.com/yb695t57 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #Aromantic #Asexual
Graphic for the Ace & Aro Our Flag Means Death Fandom Survey. The background is a pale blue. The header text is a purple handwritten font. The body text reads: "A community survey for asexual and aromantic fans of Our Flag Means Death, conducted anonymously July - Aug 2026". On the left side of the text there is an image of a green bottle with a letter inside and on the right is a matching purple bottle.
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bryn @unfunpleasures.bsky.social · 10h
short oh my days snippet from chapter 18 of for wip wednesday because i haven't had much writing time lately
Maybe it was time to retire. Maybe it was time to just fuck off somewhere— maybe even back to New Zealand, why the fuck not— and just stare at walls or something. Waiting around to die felt a little dramatic— he could recognize that, at least— but living how he was living… It just didn't feel like it was working out anymore, or if it was, it wasn't working out the way he wanted it to. Maybe he'd lost his spark, or maybe he'd just gotten complacent. Maybe he needed to try painting, or something— sculpture, even; just something completely different, something where no one expected anything from him and he didn't expect anything from himself. (That was asking a lot, though; he always expected something from himself, and that was probably the whole problem.)

He couldn't bear to stick around for notes that night, lest he suggest something that made things worse again. He passed a few of the thoughts he'd jotted down off to Anne and excused himself with a quick kiss on the cheek, hoping to god that there'd be no one lingering around the theater who might recognize him on the way out and try to talk, even if it was to say something nice about the show— even if they meant it.
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dbSaveOFMD (Danielle)💜🏴‍☠️ @dbsaveofmd.bsky.social · 10h
Ch 3 of “Shroom at the Inn” is posted! Thank you to everyone who is going on this silly, heartfelt journey with me & @mistymountain83.bsky.social 🍄🍄‍🟫
Chapter 3: An Orc in the Road

Summary:

Stede visits the Law Offices of Spanish and Swede to learn about his inheritance and receives a disconcerting letter
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angie 🌈🏴‍☠️🦄 @korps.bsky.social · 10h
It is National Day for Truth and Reconciliation Telling Our Twisted Histories hosted by Kaniehtiio Horn is a podcast about indigenous histories that have been distorted by centuries of colonization. "Reserve" is a powerful episode that you should listen to: open.spotify.com/episode/2Bks...
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RESERVE
Telling Our Twisted Histories · Episode
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 10h
my birthday is this Friday, 2nd Oct! 🎂 if you wanna help me celebrate, you can donate a few bucks to get me a coffee or lunch etc., but i'd also love OFMD memes, Ed and/or Stede art (yes, even if you don't think you can draw), cool pics you took, hugs, & love. 🥰💜
image edit of edward teach from ofmd s2 ep 1, where he's standing in front of a cake, but instead of wedding figurines on the cake, it's two number candles, a 5 and a 1
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🧜‍♂️dee✨ @mermaided.bsky.social · 10h
💜baby💜 #ofmd #ofmdsims #ts4 #EdTeach
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Judy 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈⛸️🏒🥅🩸🫦 @judysoranges.bsky.social · 9h
Sounds like our entire crew! ❤️
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Freddie 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🦄 @gentlerevenge.bsky.social · 9h
in honor of spooky season, everyone should get real fuckin weird about vianton again 🦇🐺
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Laura🏴‍☠️ @watchtheflow.bsky.social · 9h
still plodding away on my BB buuuut cooking up a (hopefully) halloween oneshot too
Ed pays their entrance free to a young woman who is waiting at the gates of the house, inside a little wooden shed, complete with a blanket, a heater and a stash of snacks for when she doesn’t have customers. It says Alma on her name badge and she is in her early twenties Ed reckons. She looks very cool, dressed in an all-black witchy type outfit, bright golden hair in long plaits interwoven with glitter  and has dark make up on her eyes accompanied by purple lipstick - she smiles gratefully with a ‘oh, thanks!’ when Ed compliments the colour of it. She is mid-way through handing a map over to Ed, explaining that places to visit on the land - A small ‘ghostly’ maze, a couple of interactive shows in the old stables, a food court in the gardens and the house itself - when Jack interrupts with a “yeah alright whatever, which is the scariest one?”


She narrows her eyes at him, annoyed at the interjection and she replies, more snippily than before - “there’s plenty in the main house that should scare you sir.”


Jack starts to walk off and Ed takes the map from her gently. “Thanks, appreciate the info,” he says quietly. She cocks her head at him, and her eyes narrow in a different way. This time it’s more scrutiny. 


“Are you Blackbeard?” she says after a moment. 

"

“Er… yeah. Yeah I am.”


She smiles at him, a knowing look in her eyes and her eyes glint with something like mischief. 


“My Dad loves your books. He’s in there somewhere. Maybe say hi if you see a blond guy in a teal outfit."


“I’ll keep an eye out for him -”
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 9h
It's Lucky Strike Ed and Stede's first night on the run. They've stopped at a fleabag motel. But you'll never guess what, my dudes? There was only one bed #WipWednesday
Ed tosses his bag unceremoniously on the bed. 

Bed. Singular. 

He turns to Stede who, judging by the way he is standing frozen in the doorway, seems to have just had the same realisation. 

"Stede? Is this okay? I could go back and get us another room, if you'd be more comfortable?"

Stede blinks. "Oh no, it's fine." His eyes dart to the bed, to Ed, back to the bed. 

"You're sure, mate?" 

"Mmhmm," Stede squeaks. 

"Yeah… see, I don't believe you. You've got this whole fight or flight thing going on right now," Ed says, gesturing to the entirety of Stede. "Wanna talk about it?"

Stede seems to deflate, all at once. "Sorry. I just, um… I don't know what you… well, expect of me?"

"Expect?" 

 "Yes, because… well, we kissed, and so —"

"Oh whoa, okay. Stede, can we sit for a minute?"
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MariWho @mariwho.bsky.social · 9h
If you're looking for a classic spooky season read, pick up a copy of Roger Zelazny's _A Night in the Lonesome October_, a tightly written little novel about Jack the Ripper and various other historical/literary characters competing to open, or hold shut, the veil keeping the Great Old Ones out.
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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. I wrote a fic, once 🏴‍☠️ @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 9h
He has kind eyes.
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Kninjaknitter 🎤🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 reading your lovely stories out loud @kninjaknitter.bsky.social · 11h
This audio gets the tag “listen with an empty bladder lest tears run down your leg” #OFMD #ofmdPodfic on.soundcloud.com/CJlsfo9mzI4r...
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When you least expect IT by kellykat53
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93540421
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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 12h
Annnnnd bonus #WipWednesday brought to you by WatD, where Mary has to deal naked idiots enjoying a convoluted plot. 🐺
“Mary!”  Stede yelped as Mary’s eyes went wide as she looked back and forth between Doug and Stede.  “I can explain!”

There was a sigh.  A very familiar sigh, actually.  The sort of sigh that had made a frequent appearance during the course of their marriage when Stede was doing something especially stupid.

“Yes, please explain why my husband is wearing a dog collar and you’re both naked,” Mary said and pinched the bridge of her nose.  “And make it make sense.”

“Oh, well–”  Stede glanced at Doug.  “We’re uh, Ed has a friend named Fang that works with dogs and he’s offered to give us a free behavioral consult for um… for uh, the–”

“The peeing,” Doug said brightly.

“Yes, that,”  Stede grumbled while Mary dropped her hand to smirk at him, her confused irritation turning towards amusement. She was always amused he’d been spending his night emptying his bladder all over Ed’s things.  “And I can’t be two places at once, but Doug’s fur is quite light colored, of course.”

“Clearly,” Mary leaned against the doorway, eyes flicking down which made Stede remember he was naked. Not that he minded being naked, but it was a bit more awkward when he was standing next to her naked husband.  He snagged his pants, pulling them on awkwardly.

“But my ear folds, and his doesn’t, so I changed so he could get some pics and now we’re trying to figure out how to fold his ear for the call.”

Mary’s brow furrowed. “Is Ed going to be on the call?”

“I… no?”  Stede blinked a few times.  “Why?”

“Then what does it matter?  His friend hasn’t had any close contact.”  Mary waved her hand at Doug. “Not that I’m for this insanity, but he won’t care if the ear is folded or not.”

“We’re going for a pup cup after and I get to ride in the car!”  Doug said excitedly.  “Stede’s going to let me stick my head out the window!”

“Oh Jesus wept,” Mary blinked a few times.
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Deniz @denizb33.bsky.social · 12h
I don't know yet whether this will be for kinktober or whumptober or both 🤣 #WiPWednesday
Stede saw the headline first: "An Open Door in Space"

He thought it might refer to a new method of travel between the various human outposts. He was on a station near Pluto now, post-divorce, while Mary and the kids (and Mary's new husband, Doug) were still near Neptune. Anything that sped up the journeys was welcome, especially because after Pluto, he was headed to Earth. His new job–now that he'd quit the Bonnet family conglomerate–took him all over the scattered human settlements.

Following the Beyaz invasion, humans had been transported far and wide. Nowadays, decades later, there was more freedom and more travel–and greater interest in human history.

Stede had found a job with Spriggs and Black, Entrepreneurs. Lucius and Pete were a husband-and-husband team that owned an art gallery and general store, and also hired out a printing press to certain groups. One of those was the collective of human historians, botanists, and other specialists who'd formed soon after the invasion, and whose researches Stede had kept up with as best he could from the sidelines while still under his father's thumb.

Now, as a lover of beauty, he sought art and artists across the solar system, making purchases for and inviting artists to the Spriggs and Black Gallery. He was free–he ought to appreciate all he'd gained by finally carving out a life for himself on his own terms, no longer shackled to an arranged marriage and a corrupt family legacy.

Sure, his nights might be lonely–

And maybe this odd headline could help him out in that regard.

Turned out "open door" was some sort of modern slang, a euphemism for new relationships.

It wasn't a news headline at all, but an ad.

For a kissing party.
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A.K | give Taika his Ed back! 🏴‍☠️ @agaywithcoffee.bsky.social · 13h
Behold! The last drawing for the prompt free #edssensualseptember 😋 what a fun month it was. Highkey left off his ship tat on purpose and no regrets! @edsensualseptember.bsky.social Big big shoutout and thanks to @sensationseekng.bsky.social for tips on his soft tum tum 🥰
A greyscale digital drawing of Ed wearing a white suit. He's holding the left side open to reveal a nip piercing 😋
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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 13h
Happy #WIPWednesday *slaps hood* this bad boy has it all. The brattiest bottom Stede ever, healing and angry Ed, forced marriage, the worst decisions two 20 year olds can make together, psychic mating bonds, and just so much jealous/possessive sex you have no idea. One day it'll be released.
Stede woke up with a gasp, his heart in his throat and a sheen of fear-sweat cooling on his face as he kicked off his blankets.  The memory of something dark and evil grasping at his throat was replaced with his own ragged breaths and the normal darkness of the bedroom as he stared up at the ceiling with his chest heaving.  The nightmare had been so real, it always was, even when it wasn’t his nightmare.  He closed his eyes as the fear continued to hammer on him.  He heard Ed thrashing in his sleep, crying out and snarling to himself as he fought whatever demon lurked in recurring dreams.

“Fuck,” Stede whispered and rubbed a hand down his face, shifting on his side to look across the massive bed to where Ed was still trapped in his dream.

Six times in the last two weeks the mating bond had woken him up with terror nipping at his heels.  He fumbled, trying to find a way to push the emotions away, but omegas were never taught how to shut out their mates, were they?  Only alphas got to choose when, and if, they felt their omegas.

That bitter thought nearly made him roll back over to leave Ed to his nightmare, but the alpha made a soft choked sob before scrabbling at his throat.  Stede swallowed, remembering the feel of hands at his throat, the helpless sensation of being hauled from the ground by a formless foe.  He gritted his teeth and shifted in the bed, crawling across the distance between himself and his alpha.

He tried to tell himself it wasn’t care or concern when he brushed the alpha’s cheek, feeling damp sweat and tears.  Stede didn’t even know this man whose freshly healed mark had bound them together, but he wasn’t a monster.  And Stede needed his sleep, which wasn’t going to happen while their bond was wide open with terror leaking from the dream.

“Edward, wake up,” Stede tried to sound irritated, but to his horror a soft trill spilled into the words, designed to soothe and comfort.  “Ed?”

“No…mmm…n-no,” Ed’s brows furrowed and he flailed again.
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Judy 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈⛸️🏒🥅🩸🫦 @judysoranges.bsky.social · 13h
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Hook For A Head | Long live OFMD | Pride is a riot! @hookforahead.bsky.social · 13h
Who wants to make a fake LLM today?
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 13h
All right my lovelies! The first part of this #ofmdskyfic is cross-posted (and has fewer grammatical errors 😅) many thanks to the fabulous @blackdelphinium.bsky.social for the title 🫶 archiveofourown.org/works/935599...
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Folly Optimized - Chapter 1 - PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 13h
Apparently there aren’t many fics about this. I’ve been sitting on a basic bodyswap plot which I’d write myself but don’t have time for right now so this is free to a good home: #OFMD #OFMDFic
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Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 13h
Guys, we’ve been going about this all wrong. Here’s the plan: 1. We make an “innovative and disruptive AI tool” that promises to predict what TV shows audiences want. 2. We replace TV execs w AI 3. JKlolz the “AI” was us, now we have S3 of #OFMD and all shows are gay now
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