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@anathxmadevice.bsky.social
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29 | uk | she/her 🙏 writer of fic, resident ed and stede pervert 💦 minors not welcome here 🔞 banner by @loopslip00.bsky.social 🐶 archiveofourown.org/users/anathxmad…

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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 44m
okay did a thing for the #OFMDKinktober Day 2 "cannibalism" prompt and wrote baby's first edizzy fic 👀👀 it's a lil 900 word follow up to the 1x10 toe amputation scene, enjoy!!! archiveofourown.org/works/93767061
one blood made of two by anathxmadevice 

Summary: The second time Ed shows up, shears in hand, Izzy is already awake.
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 6h
freakofnurture once again draws stede being eaten alive. what happens next will shock you.
digital drawing of stede laying nude on a bed of leaves and fruits while ed rips flesh from his arm (almost entirely gone). eds face is covered in blood and he seems very happy about it. stede is looking away and smiling and also crying a little bit. they are also both chubby i didnt mean to do that they did it on their own.
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XAN ! 🏴‍☠️🐐 @crypxtkeeper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just think that,,, yknow,,, they ( #ofmdkinktober @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social day 2: Smoking)
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 9h
It's Day 2 of #OFMDKinktober! 🎉 Today’s prompts are: oral fixation, smoking and cannibalism 🫦
Image: Izzy Hands from OFMD smoking a cigarette. 

Text: 2nd 

Oral Fixation
Smoking
Cannibalism
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 11h
the absolute comedy of not being able to see anything flagged as adult content on the kinktober acct because ive not done age verification ☠️ (it's fine i have a vpn but i can't use it at work ahahhahaha)
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 18h
one last contribution to #EdsSensualSeptember
Pin up style drawing of chubby Ed in pearl lingerie on a pink background
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hiiiii famously my favourite day of the kinktober calendar ALREADYYYYY, so obviously i had to write something!! here is 3k of sweet oblivious stede canon era co-captains piss fic 🥰🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/93662366
hold on until dawn by anathxmadevice 

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He should have clocked, really, that this might become a problem, but… Well, Ed had seemed so genuinely excited by all the flavours of tea he had stashed away in his favourite caddy. What was he supposed to do? Not show off each little jar of leaves and their flecks of flowers or fruit rind or spices? Not let Ed lean in close to get a whiff of each one? Not offer him a cup or two to try? Not set up a little ad-hoc tasting session when Ed seemed so perilously overwhelmed by the options that he couldn’t make up his mind?

The problem, then, is actually two problems:

1) In order to give Ed the full experience, he chose not to limit his tea tasting selection to only the sleepytime ones, and now he’s wide awake and jittering out of his skin.
2) He really, really needs to urinate.
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hiiiii famously my favourite day of the kinktober calendar ALREADYYYYY, so obviously i had to write something!! here is 3k of sweet oblivious stede canon era co-captains piss fic 🥰🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/93662366
hold on until dawn by anathxmadevice 

Summary:
He should have clocked, really, that this might become a problem, but… Well, Ed had seemed so genuinely excited by all the flavours of tea he had stashed away in his favourite caddy. What was he supposed to do? Not show off each little jar of leaves and their flecks of flowers or fruit rind or spices? Not let Ed lean in close to get a whiff of each one? Not offer him a cup or two to try? Not set up a little ad-hoc tasting session when Ed seemed so perilously overwhelmed by the options that he couldn’t make up his mind?

The problem, then, is actually two problems:

1) In order to give Ed the full experience, he chose not to limit his tea tasting selection to only the sleepytime ones, and now he’s wide awake and jittering out of his skin.
2) He really, really needs to urinate.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 1: Immobilization As always, we're putting Izzy in Situations 😌 #ofmdnsfw
Izzy hanging upside down, wrapped almost entirely in tape, with only his tits and the top of his head still out. There are bullet vibrators taped to his nipples and the outline of a wand vibrator is visible against Izzy's crotch. He's suspended by ropes tied around his ankles.
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i hope someone tells matt johnson about the prince charles cinema describing him as one of modern cinema's great cult heroes. i hope jay is bullying him about it relentlessly
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
drunk 1x10 stede pissing over doug's back when he bundles him to the table with that knife. unhand me or bleed but he's spreading warm piss all up doug's coat yk. just like. consider it. (happy kinktober piss day to meeeee it wasn't even my doing to put that on day 1 im pretty sure that was abs)
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Want a challenge, or looking for extra inspiration for your kinky creations? Presenting... OFMD Kinktober Bingo! Generate a card that takes your fancy, screenshot, and then start working towards your bingo — across the whole event, within a single fic, whatever you like 😊 kissthecuck.neocities.org
kissthecuck.neocities.org
OFMD KINKTOBER BINGO
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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Kinktober, everyone! When you share your work, tag us here or on tumblr, or use the hashtag #OFMDKinktober, and we'll share your post 🥰 You can also add your AO3 work to our official collection 'ofmdkinktober2026' when you upload your work! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
OFMD Kinktober

How To Share Your Work!

Add your AO3 work to the official collection: ofmdkinktober2026

Tag the OFMD Kinktober account on Bluesky (@ofmdkinktober) and/or on Tumblr (@ofmd-kinktober) 

Use the hashtag #OFMDKinktober
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy kinktober
Ed lying on his back with his hands tied over his head, Ned is looking at him from the side. Text on the screenshot says "Tighter, please. I think you've almost fixed my lower back"
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
writing smut that maybe no one else will find hot but WHATEVER it's hot to me, aka the kinktober way 🙏🙏🙏 (i wrote 1.8k of piss fic tonight, it's a bit rough / straight from the cock lmao, but it IS nearly done, so feeling good about finishing it to post TOMORROWWWW!!!!!!! hell yeah kinktober baby)
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
claiming this counts as "sting", and also pretending i can finish this for day 1 piss day even tho i started it this afternoon xxx #OFMDKinktober #WIPWednesday
It's hardly a ship of tea-drinkers; Lucius just tells him that tea is tea is tea. Black Pete probably doesn't even know how to spell it, for goodness’ sake. Opportunities to show off this particular collection with someone who properly gets it are few and far between, and Stede is hardly one to turn down such an opportunity. 

The problem, then, is actually two problems: 

1) In order to give Ed the full experience, he chose not to limit his tea tasting selection to only the sleepytime ones, and now he's wide awake and jittering out of his skin. 

2) He really, really needs to urinate.
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok time for everyone who liked this to go watch nirvanna the band the show 🤎
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@david-jenkins.bsky.social pitching our flag means death
jay mccarrol: two guys on the screen. Gay.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
I’m actually gonna pop this one out of the thread and tag her because @nigella.bsky.social this was really a beautiful moment! Thank you for saying it!
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why no projecting our lives into Izzy hands oh yes He need to be take care #OFMD
Digital draw of Izzy hands of our flag means death with period cramps :(
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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🏴‍☠️ Lee 🦇 Something Witchy @orchid-explosion.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
are you thinking about how Stede had felt so alone in his life and in this moment he had someone choose him even when it meant something bad was gonna happen? cause I am
ed and stede smiling at each other face down on the deck of the revenge after being caught by the english
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💔 #ofmd
Ed looking down sadly when the Hornigold in his mind is about to send him plummeting
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ed's hole being penetrated (with a sword)
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ed teach moaning and groaning in ecstasy as stede fucks / stabs him. his little teef are shining in the moonlight
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stede to ed at the end of "finish with the good shit"
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
guys i finally finished my first kinktober fic!!!! with a whole five days to spare. can i write a piss fic before thursday???? probably.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
izzy your kink isn’t showing it’s moaning so loudly the entire caribbean can hear you
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S CANON!!! incredibly thrilled with this commission from @imrights.bsky.social based on inspo from @adorkastock.com! 😍😂 #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Chibi drawing by imrights.bsky.social of Stede Bonnet, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, and Izzy Hands from hit television show Our Flag Means Death. Based on the quoted reference photo from adorkastock.com. Ed—wearing platform heels, fishnet tights, and booty shorts—is dangling a life size (teensy) nude Izzy just out of Stede's reach and it's everything I've ever wanted.
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Caly 🏴‍☠️💜😊 @intheblanketfort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come on, on your knees for your captain #ofmdfanart
A grayscale digital pencil portrait of Ed Teach in all his bearded glory.
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ArchEmily🖤 @yerbamansa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So in the last @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social auction, I won a fic binding from @anathxmadevice.bsky.social and look at herrrrrr!!
Cover of "the unauthorized biography of Ed and Stede" by yerbamansa as a hand-bound book. It has a floral print background with red spine with a title card in the center top Hand bound book copy of a fic, open to the end of chapter 1/first page of chapter 2 ("don't change your plans")
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Kuuttamo @kuuttamo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My last #EdsSensualSeptember post clearly has an identitycrisis with impending Kinktober... And I have decicioncrisis with choosing between surreal colors and b&w, so you're going to have to suffer both. Prompts: Mirrors̶, s̶p̶a̶r̶k̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶n̶y̶ @edsensualseptember.bsky.social #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw
Digital painting of Ed from Our Flag Means Death, shown from shoulders up. His face is pressed up against a mirror by a hand in his hair, coming from outside the frame. He seems to be quite enjoying his compromised position. His eyes are closed and mouth open in a moan. Breath is fogging up the mirror, and Ed's hand is swiping fingerprints onto the surface.  Colouring in surreal blues and purples, with black backgroundSame picture but in black and white with slight chromatic aberration on edges
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The "I don't like physical contact" With his "give me physical contact" #edizzy #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
Ed hugging thigt Izzy hands 
Idk I wanted to try the expression of anime on this but I failed
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothin but love in that fluffy head
Digital sketch of ofmd Ed teach and Stede bonnet when they run into each other in the antique shop. Ed is catboyed and Stede is puppyed. Ed is in the foreground looking grumpy and tired, his cat ears flat and level with his head, Stede is behind him smiling and looking at him with an adoring expression, his tail wagging enthusiastically, hearts surrounding his head
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
have you stumbled upon something beyond comprehension? - #EdsSensualSeptember #ofmdart
Sexy pinup mermaid Ed flirting hard with the viewer, posing half way in the ocean. Big fuck me eyes while eating a leg. The lighting is dim as if you were alone on a walk on the beach and raised your lantern when you realized there was some kind of big animal out there in the dark with you. 

terms for muting/following: gore blood injury mermaid Edward Teach
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
started a knitting project for the craft fair and the yarn is dreamy. it's made from recycled plastic bottles and it's so soft it feels like cotton wool. bewitched by it
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
doing something new to me this kinktober and writing edizzy, and im having soooo much fun w it!!! (labelled as graphic for blood and physical violence -- it's paralleling s1e10 toe scene, for the vibes check 🙏)
A warm trickle of liquid drips over the ball of his foot. He knows he's stiffening in his smallclothes, adrenaline and fear and proximity to Edward all forming a heady, irresistible fog. He's still laughing. There are tears pricking the corners of his eyes. “That's it. That's it, Eddie. You liked it, didn't you? Last time. You liked taking my toe. You liked making me eat it.” 

He's quiet. “You deserved it.” 

The blades dig deeper,  blood gushing now, blinding pain. It isn't quick like last time. Sliver by sliver, the metal forces its way through skin and tissue. Izzy can't form words, so he nods instead, tight and sharp, tears tracking down his cheeks. 

The toe is still attached, but mangled, crimson smeared on silver.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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BKTrashCat @bktrashcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinktober Stede and Ed
Smiling, latex-clad Mary Tyler Moore with a riding crop has a knee on the back of leather daddy Dick Van Dyke who is on his hands and knees. DVD has a tattoo on his bicep. Bright red background. Both of them are middle-aged and happy.
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's only a week(ish) til #OFMDKinktober starts, so doing a kinktober-themed take two tues for this sexy lil lifestyle bdsm + kinky tattoo collab i did w the glorious @loopslip00.bsky.social ((click the link solely to see the uncensored art, honestlyyyy 🥵)) archiveofourown.org/works/59587033
title card for "written on the skin" by anathxmadevice, art by el loopslip. it's charcoal vibes of ed in bed w his ass tastefully covered by the fic title bc #censorship. on the left is an inset close up of a SB tattoo design that stede may or may not have put on eds ass
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
important: ed starts charging stede for every response. sometimes stede presses his phone against the front of his trousers and gets off on the vibration of eds messages coming through
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guys read this whole thread sorry for sharing half way through but. so important to me. SO important. if u ever wanted to get me a gift pls write/draw some findom ed paypig stede for whatever day that's in during kinktober. i will do unholy things
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ed jokes that stede only paid for eds virginity not a conversation. and like a minute later stede has sent some more money. and thats how stede becomes a devout paypig
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's here, the weekend every single year where the depression kicks in
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my most mundane but strongly held feeling is that it's scandalous that oxford and cambridge get to enter like 20 fucking separate teams into university challenge
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
taika waititi as edward 'blackbeard' teach in hit tv show "our flag means death". he's looking wistful and sad and babygirl princess over the wheel of a pirate ship
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sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i don't think she'd be disappointed, but i think she would take it for granted, like the Me who exists now is justttt meeting her bare minimum expectation for her future self?? (there's been a lot of unpicking the need to meet external measures of Success in the last decade. it's been good!)
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