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@reebrix.bsky.social
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 5h
What if Tina Belcher watched American Gladiators. Would she simply combust?
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 11h
Responding to every out of state political fundraising text with this picture of Bobby Hill yelling “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!” starting now.
Cartoon image of a boy, Bobby Hill of King of the Hill fame, with white text that reads “That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 16h
Finally watched the Smith video and while I’m not a fan of Amy Klobuchar generally, I do appreciate when she deploys Klobberin’ Time effectively.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Am I supposed to know who Jack Smith is?
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This project that began as a quick “review this” favor for another department has grown into a never ending nightmare of edits and reworks. I hate it so much. And I can’t just say “I don’t know buddy! It’s your department, you tell me!” Bleh.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What are the odds those motherfuckers used AI to write their little essays?
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The next president should make it so we all get a year off work to start to recover from all the bullshit.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whose gonna clean my house? Me? Oh no no no, that can’t be right. Goddamn it.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As one does.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Patton Oswalt’s 2009 special which I haven’t seen probably since it came out, and it’s a fascinating snapshot of a time.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We got a much-needed new couch and it’s huge. It fits but the old one was *perfect* and everything in the room looked like my maximalist utopia dream coming true. Anyway I’m deeply irritated at the moment. It’ll be great again soon, but right now I want to scream and yell.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rolling into a job interview with a 2 liter of Mr.Pibb and a 5 pound bag of Haribo gold bears.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you went to weddings (or the club I guess too maybe?) in the ‘80s do you remember a sweary chant people would do when the dj played Billy Idol’s Mony Mony? I was a kid so I don’t remember exactly. Just that my aunts and cousins thought it was hilarious.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I recently watched a beloved and critically acclaimed show and absolutely hated it. Like I get what it was trying to do, but it just…was awful. I want to talk shit so badly but I know how it is out here so this will have to do. Please know I am suffering.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brewers win 100 games! Here’s my crackpot theory/hope: t’s been 10 years since the Cubs won the World Series & ushered in this curséd era. Brewers win it this year & in doing so reverse the curse! Must credit me if I called it.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want the next season of The Chair Company to find a way to work “I got my mind set on you” by George Harrison in somehow. I bet it would be cuckoo bananas.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can use the word “autumnal” every goddamn day of the year.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God help me I do love making a good PowerPoint deck. This and elaborate color coded spreadsheets are my guilty pleasures, I guess. 😆☹️
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What I’ve noticed is how frequently “this isn’t us” is said, not as an aspiration to improve but as a denial of responsibility—as just another way of staying exceptional, just another way of demanding first sympathy for a situation we have helped bring about." www.the-reframe.com/this-is-us/
the-reframe.com
This is Us
Moving from "I'm one of the Good Ones" to actually becoming good.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every time I see Taylor Lorenz’s name my brain goes directly to Mariah Carey saying “Trey Lorenz…sing.” during Unplugged.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My kid has decided he’s into baking and cooking, so he made chocolate chip muffins (all on his own) and French toast (with a little help) this weekend. Big fan of this development!
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Update: Just got another one for “career and education planning.” My kid is 9! Calm down.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dog might have worms (larvae), so to be on the safe side the vet gave her some stuff about it. That’s not the point. The point is now I get to call her fun names like: Wormer HersDog Or The Council of Worms
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did I just get an app alert to go to the parent portal to get an Important Message that was just a canned robocall voice memo about general school attendance? We also got an email, text, and regular phone call about it 2 minutes later. Glad all communication bases are covered but Jesus Christ.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This everywhere please.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gas is now $4.35 here in good old Milwaukee, Wisconsin! Glad I filled up Monday when it was “only” $3.89. 🙄 #GasPrice
Gas station sign showing gas at $4.35 per gallonScene from The Money Pit with Shelly Long and Tom Hanks staring into the hole where a tub once was; Thomas Hanks is laughing, having been driven bonkers by his circumstances.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One nice thing about dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour is that you’re presumably listening to less Ed Sheeran music
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine if i was like ‘here are my demands of the next head of penguin random house’ and then cbs typed it all up like anything about it was real
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve never paid much attention to that Ed Sheeran fella other than to go “who’s this hobgoblin?” when he floats by in the news or award show or whatever. Anyway I’m glad his tour is falling apart on account of how he sucks at being a person.
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When will the age of peak TV return?
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People reviewing work at work are always like “Do we want to mention XYZ?” If I wanted to I would have. Do YOU want it mentioned? Then fucking just say that.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dressing up as Katie Dipold’s Babadook tweet for Halloween this year in honor of Widow’s Bay winning Emmys. Here’s to freaks. 💜
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a chill in the air (boo!) So it’s time to bust out the tweed blazer. That plus puffy curls means I look like a bad bitch from an ‘80s movie. 💜
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Alex Amadeo @alexamadeo.com · 14/09/2026
*slaps roof of car* this baby can fit so many canceled shows
Honda with license plate that reads HBOMAX
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Billionaires are a failure of imagination.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today I learned if you reply “Fuck Off” to some random fundraising texts it also unsubscribes you, so that’s good to know.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mary Worth is doing that thing where it looks like we’re going to get a really good batshit story like Aldo Kelrast but it’ll probably just fizzle out. Still…this feels like it has potential.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Earlier this week, Judd reported on a new Elon Musk scam. Musk is spending millions of dollars pushing Americans to VoteSafe, which advertises itself as a voter registration site but is actually a digital surveillance machine. Judd joins us tonight to explain: joycevance.substack.com/p/five-quest...
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Five Questions with Judd Legum
American journalist, lawyer, and political writer
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nobody prepares you for how many goddamn apps you will need to use when you have a kid in school. I thought I knew. I did not. We’ve got: District app School app Lunch menu app Sports team app Parent communication/grades portal app For why??????
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Last time I was getting tattooed we talked music and I said I liked it when you can hear the singer’s bad teeth. My beloved artist immediately says: Your neuros aren’t exactly typical are they. Anyway. I said what I said.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spelling/grammar suggestions be correct just once challenge level impossible. I’d say fuck word but also fuck docs. I know more than both of you!
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Courtney E. Smith @thecourtneyesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning and I hope you’re having a great day. I am about to ruin it with this long form story I did on how private equity is ruining cookies but also people are building shit cookie companies to get money from private equity on @weareravenous.com. www.weareravenous.com/the-curious-...
weareravenous.com
The Curious Case of the Soulless Private Equity Cookie
If you’re going to pay more than $5 for a single cookie, it should at least have some soul.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know I’m old because we watched Supergirl at the kiddo’s request last night and I kept hoping she’d wash her hair at some point. It was pretty good though overall.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/09/2026
Krissy and I are off to the lawyers today to do some updates on wills and estate planning. Writers and other creative people, I cannot stress enough to you the importance of having a concrete plan for your work in the event of your passing. Don't leave it to chance!
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna start a novelty band called Judy & The Fast Followers and we will do songs about corporate life at corporate events. Our album will be called Operationalize. Everyone will hate us. We will be paid handsomely, so we won’t care.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So my dad’s funeral was basically a stone cold party. My brother and his wife did a comedy sketch life story, college pals told college stories, good music, good food, good beers & good people. Highly recommend sending folks off that way if possible.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ever accidentally get a little tipsy and watch Cat on a Hot Tin Roof the day after your beloved ornery old dad’s funeral?
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sorry I don’t get to watch the Emmys because of college football instead? And it’s a Notre Dame game?! Fuck offffffff.
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Bex! @reebrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Really feeling this Fleabag scene today.
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Fleabag: Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Chic Hair Moment
ALT: Fleabag: Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Chic Hair Moment
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