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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If Saliba is a Rolls Royce, Merino is a Volvo (complimentary). Just a sensible car for sensible people.

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I've finally cracked why I've always thought Infantino felt like a villain to me. I was raised on Gerry Anderson and the man looks exactly like The Hood from Thunderbirds

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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Jerry Seinfeld in a sensory deprivation tank, forced to turn his observations inward

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Aleksander Čeferin has been elected Leader of the Avignon FIFA and taken the regnal name Clement VII.

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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Host the anti-world cup in Avignon, you cowards.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026

as a society we are well past due in establishing No Content Zones where making shit for tiktok is explicitly forbidden

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

All the people moaning about meat walls and blah blah blah got that goal disallowed

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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 06/07/2026

Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."

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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Guard of Honour for the Champions of England! 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

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annika🇵🇸 @annikaw.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

new favorite edit

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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

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The Ben White version of the 'Simpsons Do it for Her' meme.

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The silver lining here is that they're likely to just as terrible next season and they'll all still be miserable

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Chris Kavanagh giving an all time homer performance here

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Ref has lost control because he's allowed them to go flying in to challenges without any punishment. They're turning up the temperature as a tactic and he's letting them

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Looking forward to seeing which 115 player inherits Bernardo's invisibility cloak next seasom

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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Distract yourself by just reflecting on the fact that City aren’t very good and they have better opponents to come.

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Henry VIII turning in his grave right now

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

This (derogatory) is going to be my abiding memory of what I hope we will get to call "That one Gyokeres Season"

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

One of my petty bugbears about modern life. Seeing Big Thief tonight at Brixton Academy. Will have my backpack with me after work. The nearest "partner" storage that will be open post 9pm is a mile and a half away in the wrong direction for the train station I need. I can't leave my backpack at work

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Security measures are in place with bag checks on arrival.
Only one small bag per person is permitted, and it must not be bigger than A4 size.

Large bags - including rucksacks - are not allowed.

There are no facilities to leave large bags or luggage. If you're coming to the show with bags bigger than A4, pre-book and drop them off with our partner Stasher before the show."

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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 19/04/2026

today once again makes it clear. to win big trophies, you need proven winners who've done it over and over again, like harry kane.

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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I think that as economists we should be a lot more concerned that everyone feels like they've got poorer when the data show they haven't. We certainly shouldn't just be assuming that the customers are wrong, rather than that we're no longer measuring things that are most relevant to wellbeing

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Araujo booked for his 3,131st foul over the two legs

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

The most important player in this squad is Mikel Merino, his versatility and contribution to our ability to regain and retain possession is majorly underrated. Without him, we are lumping the ball up the pitch to a guy who can't control it

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Adam Rae Voge @adam.cannonstats.com · 04/04/2026

“we’re nowhere near the team we were in 23-24” Dawg. Nobody is. Why do you think we’ve seen so many think pieces about dead balls and premier league money and blah blah blah

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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 04/04/2026

None of you are going to give a shit about this at the parade.

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Jon Brigden @briggysmalls.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The worst part about tonight’s result by far? Matt Le Tissier is happy.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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Paul Frame @paulframe85.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Given the time of year I think it will be 5 on the left (plus one sub) 5 on the right (plus one sub) with Jesus in the middle saying that one of them will betray him.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/03/2026

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

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@Feverpitch from that there Twitter @originalfeverpitch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Many thanks to Fulham and Man City for their generous donations to the Relegate Tottenham Project.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Unai and absolutely crumbling down the stretch - name a more iconic duo

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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 23/02/2026

Every single person in the UK will think this is something else for a split second

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

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Sam Dodgin @samdodgin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Theo James and the cyclist David Millar

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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.

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Twin Cities Gooners @twincitiesgooners.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

In times like these, community is all we have. If you’re able, please consider donating to our fundraising efforts to help support our neighbors and friends. Sharing the info to your own communities helps hugely, too! Donate at the link in our bio 🔗!

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