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@yoganerd.bsky.social
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𝒻𝒾𝓉 𝒸𝒽ℯ𝒸𝓀 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓁𝓂 ℯ𝓇𝒶 💅

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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i'm back in the US man this place blows, huh?
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed pictured w/ text reading "It's time to Vote Blue No Matter Who Habibi"
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
finally a list that gets it 100% verifiably correct
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Jamie Hardt @jamie.squad51.us · 28/07/2026
\so much depends \on \{the red}[wheel\-barrow] \glazed_{with} rain water beside the $\{W}[hite]\_{chickens}$
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
not particularly religious but i do think kewpie mayonnaise is incontrovertible proof of a loving god
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
see this is why i can't go on threads bc What
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
luckily for Argentina, even without Enzo Fernandez they are still not short of guys with wretched vibes
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i feel ill
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
mmm, drinking my cafe au lait, reading up on gold brainstorming eugenics and genocide ☺️
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
class, what have we learned in the past few years about collective punishment?
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
france is setting off the saddest fireworks i've ever heard
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Surely the dead are the ideal people to speak ill of.
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
incredible things are happening on argentinian bluesky
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
see the lack of black people in argentina is because they're so NOT racist they imported white people and not black people because they're just extremely more woke than everyone else kinda weird how the rest of south america is mixed WITH black people.... except argentina. I WONDER WHY THAT IS
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
well, now I feel bad. I've wasted so much time today pissing off Argentinians when I could've been pissing off the English
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
reposting for all the Argentinians in my menchies ☺️☺️☺️
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Argentinians are so racist that they've looped around to not being racist and have no idea how that makes them racist
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Packwatch
Alt: Packwatch
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
how dare you say argentina is more racist than you previously realized and also corrupt af there's a reason all of LA hates these chodes
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
challenge: argentinians admit your country is racist difficulty level: impossible
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the most embarrassing part of the world cup is when everyone is a moron
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Camilo 🏆 @cam.bio · 12/07/2026
There’s only one man with a strong hand to take this World Cup back to the route of righteousness
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Mbappe dictator
Alt: Mbappe dictator
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
woke up still mad
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
jerfus continues to make the most of his trip to France
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
update: jerfus has jet lag
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the best part of waking up is the us being eliminated 😍
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
french babies are hard af
white baby having a nic fit
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i rooting for everyone who isn't the united states ftr
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the us has no class at all
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
hey yall haven't been on here much but jerfus is living his best life so wanted to make sure everyone knew
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
wtaf is going on here
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
and i got straight up GHOSTED lol i mean i have to laugh about it bc i know 100% i musta did SOMETHING to deserve it, im just never gonna know what im sure it's for the best but i do miss having a friend locally anyway major lesson - its better to just not have any friends at all
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
so do maga feel about trump the way i feel about mamdani? not happy about this btw. stanning politicians is a recipe for disaster.
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i haven't used AI to write a single fucking thing. ever. getting left behind and it feels FANTASTIC
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
and today's discourse is "if you are against pedophilic art, you're a prude" and holy fuck abusers sure do love to co-opt the language of progressive politics and social justice to be fucking creeps, huh
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
people who support nazi tattoo guy and follow me on blue sky need to stop doing one of those things
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
leftists don't be sexist, homophobic, or antisemitic difficulty level: impossible
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
all the politicians i can think of beingNOT this are women??? what "rugged outsider who tells it like it is" do we have who are men? fetterman?? like think for even a minute dear christ
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
incredible not a single usable fork is pictured 😭
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
where are these people coming from and also WHY??
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prim @primordial.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
creepiest rainbow I've ever seen. the gays are NOT fucking around.
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Margaret Owen @what-eats-owls.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What's happening with Platner is why you hop off the bus at "he has a nazi tattoo"
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
EVERYONE IS ON NOTICE
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i think the most straightforward iran deal we could do is 1) we hand him over
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
RIP kenny klips i guess "pundit brain" eventually comes for them all
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Jamer 📸 @deeerlybeloved.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Anarchist interests finally being addressed.
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
oh come on
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
this is the thing i will fight europeans on with my dying breath it's getting hotter yall. A/C is GOOD. it literally saves lives. the united states is garbage except for this (and ice!!)
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