Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026looking back at the decades we spent living in City's world and realising: yes, that funny feeling was real; yes, the strange unease you felt when you realised the club reporting colossal commercial revenues had no cultural presence anywhere was real; you weren't crazy, it was always all fake 3475
Reposted by Tom CurrenLaurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As good as it gets. Bury them as deep as possible, "deep within the rock in a tomb so dark it would never come to light." @tomoc.bsky.social Obliterate them redstory.substack.com/p/obliterate...redstory.substack.comObliterate them114/115 1164
Reposted by Tom Curren1.76 Acres @onepointsevensixacr.es · 26/09/2026As good as (or better) than anything you will read from the main sources of football journalism. Incredible work from Tom. 2383
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wanna a forced player auction solely for EFL teams. Erling Haaland at Fleetwood Town. Marc Guehi at Accrington Stanley. Enzo Fernandez balling out for Grimsby on £10k a week. Eight year contract if he leaves he goes to jail 2370
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 3610
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Exactly the kind of writing I've always wanted to commission and edit - this is an absolute banger. And a bunch of great info on Arsenal's new boy, Andria Bartishvili - by a scout who's watched him 070
Reposted by Tom CurrenTom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Redstory: my friend got married this weekend so I didn't watch the Arsenal lose, but I did watch a groomsman fall backwards down a hill in a rental suit, which I suppose works as a piece of symbolismredstory.substack.com...ohNotes on a marriage and getting battered 1233
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Redstory: my friend got married this weekend so I didn't watch the Arsenal lose, but I did watch a groomsman fall backwards down a hill in a rental suit, which I suppose works as a piece of symbolismredstory.substack.com...ohNotes on a marriage and getting battered 1233
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A player I was excited to learn more about after watching him vs Germany this summer. @shelatneel.bsky.social with the goods! 000
Reposted by Tom CurrenTom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Whackin' & scrappin'. Some thoughts on Arsenal's wild weekredstory.substack.comViolence & artArsenal whack Napoli and scrap with Sunderland. 2237
Reposted by Tom CurrenMr Tom E. Yasu @giroubersetzer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mad to have such a one-sided game as Napoli end 1-0 and such a hard-fought game as Sunderland end 2-0, completely misrepresents the feeling of both games 091
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Whackin' & scrappin'. Some thoughts on Arsenal's wild weekredstory.substack.comViolence & artArsenal whack Napoli and scrap with Sunderland. 2237
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026david rayastatic.klipy.comJon Snow Trapped in Battle Pile - Game of ThronesALT: Jon Snow Trapped in Battle Pile - Game of Thrones 2351
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026JPMorgan were gunna rip this league to shreds until they became pocket change for the Bank of Ezri Konsa 1241
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026someone's about to break the internet by digging for the last time Napoli conceded 4 xG at home and realising it's never happened 3382
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026mate honestly if you're not watching Arsenal rn and just exploding with joy idk what to tell you. What a fucking team 62089
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think Arsenal wearing all red occasionally looks cool 3200
Reposted by Tom CurrenTom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Redstory: your regularly scheduled Chelsea-bashing is available to readredstory.substack.comBanksThe bubble pops. 46210
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Redstory: your regularly scheduled Chelsea-bashing is available to readredstory.substack.comBanksThe bubble pops. 46210
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026if I dropped £120m on a forward and he played like that i’d be apoplectic. Just saying 4410
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I know Everton only have eight players or whatever but they are eight lovely lovely footballers. Could watch Hayden Hackney all day 070
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the noise I made when AMN hit that shall never be repeated 3310
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026internet’s going to have an aneurysm about Arsenal’s left 0210
Reposted by Tom CurrenScott Willis @scott.cannonstats.com · 31/08/2026Malick Fofana was the number 5 prospect on the Scouted 50 list from October 2025 scoutedftbl.com/scouted50-20... 1392
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026committed the cardinal sin of having a 98% Arsenal following here. sorry everyone won't happen again 2170
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026for all the aura United have lost, watching Bruno play football is genuinely a religious experience 570
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This one bangs. They all bang, but this one quotes German folktale and Ricardo Bochini. It bangs. 081
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Chelsea fans being so hateful towards ex/leaving players is so funny to me. Lads your club exists to be a supermarket 3572
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My magazine needs help to survive another season. To kick 2026/27 off I've put together seven essays across seven days with a bunch of writers I've never worked with before. I think they're great, and they're all free. Come help me grow this thing 🫶🏼 0113
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026anyone remember that one transfer window Spurs puked all the Gareth Bale money all over half a dozen extremely rated talents at once and everyone was like ‘they’re gunna be sick now’ and then they were so ass they became a cautionary tale for not doing that. Anyone 81153
Reposted by Tom CurrenSCOUTED @scoutedftbl.com · 21/08/2026Last month, we went looking for new football writers to support our next era. Next week, we'll be introducing them to you. Announcing SCOUTED's Festival of Football Writing: a week of free-to-read football essays by new writers to kick off your 2026/27. We hope you'll accept our invitation 💌 171
Reposted by Tom CurrenPhil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We’re so back! 🎙️ It’s been a long road (still think my voice needs some pre-season work) but delighted to be part of the rotation again. Thank you to everyone who has messaged over the past few months - it means a lot ❤️ 463896
Reposted by Tom CurrenLewis @lgambrose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026And you need even less time to subscribe to Tom and read this: bsky.app/profile/tomo... 1101
Reposted by Tom CurrenTom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm back, we're all back. everybody strap inredstory.substack.comA word of warningRedstory returns for 2026/27 2414
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026finally got it in writing. If anyone claims to be @jonmackenzie.bsky.social’s best friend litigation will be involved 3311
Tom Curren @tomoc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm back, we're all back. everybody strap inredstory.substack.comA word of warningRedstory returns for 2026/27 2414