Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomePoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Confused 1839113
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass. 1991150053193
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomebeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026 74161012893
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Portillos, love the cake shake. Time to upgrade to the boba straw situation though. Gotta drive cake and ice cream through the 6 lane straw highway. 010
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/05/202690% of discontinued foods are lasagna with bubblegum in it but every single discontinued Ben & Jerry’s flavor sounds like the most delicious thing anyone has ever thought of 502096218
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I don't think Staples stores should have stayed open on 9/11 120
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeHarry McKillen @harrymckillen.com · 22/02/2026When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh 01548419
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBasketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 22/02/2026🇺🇸 🏒 🥇 302163368
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsome"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/02/2026woke up to the email no one ever wants to receive.... 734930
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026Kobe Bryant Mural Includes Graffitied Footnote About Eagle, Colorado 1579999
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014 342901557
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026When you get excited about discount fruit trays after the super bowl, you realize you do not have what it takes to be president someday. 020
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeSpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Makes me look like a proper amateur www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcZR...youtube.comMeet Jan: A 91-Year-Old Zelda SuperfanYouTube video by Killer Carp 0455
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomeacab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 20/01/2026gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂 11433111
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/01/2026🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔 12475401089
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Whenever college bands play that one song that was at the end of "Requiem for a Dream", I demand all of you to scream "ASS TO ASS" at your TV. Thank you. 010
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBarry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...defector.comWhat Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | DefectorThis is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the... 3603697748
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 17/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=osxr...youtube.comWe Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You.YouTube video by More Perfect Union 010
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 16/12/2025i just put bbq sauce on corn on the cob and I feel like I wanna make a good funk album now. 030
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 12/12/2025My space heater's app that is mostly in Chinese is advertising a Christmas movie marathon, and I just know it's that time again to put the manger scene in the yard. 020
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Okay so in our clown horror prequel show, how about out of nowhere, one of the kids starts jammin with the jazz band? It'll be a surprise cuz nobody knew he could drum! Remember when the kids in Saved by the bell had a band just for one episode ? Favorite episode easily! 040
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/11/2025the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain 341461136
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025grist.org/climate-ener...grist.orgThis pig's bacon was delicious. But she’s alive and well.Mission Barns is cultivating pork fat in bioreactors and turning it into meatballs and other products. Honestly, they're pretty darn good. 040
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 15/11/2025The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting. 411424479
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand 749283
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Do you want to meet my Uncle and his family? Gee, I think you'll really like them. They want to meet at the worst restaurant in town at 5am in the morning because that's the only time he can get off work at the prison. 010
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla. 221758155
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 26/10/2025The Google ad for the stupid phone doesn't work cuz I'd much rather have an ice creams than pretend a thing is a person giving advice. That'll never not be dumb and weird. 030
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/10/2025new lawn sign 311747164
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeJason Takes Man-Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in. 261142343397
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 08/10/2025youtu.be/rXXQTzQXRFc?...youtu.beI Tracked Down The Company Ruining RestaurantsYouTube video by More Perfect Union 010
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBrian Altano @brianaltano.bsky.social · 02/10/2025GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL: You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music. 292372499
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeUNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 30/09/2025generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses 552782722
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 26/09/2025Excellent reporting from Heated and Atmos. It looks like some of the biggest investors in the anti-trans movement are fossil fuel billionaires who are trying to use trans issues to ensure that Republicans pass policies favorable to their industry. heated.world/p/fossil-fue...heated.worldFossil fuel billionaires are bankrolling the anti-trans movementAn investigation shared exclusively with Atmos and HEATED finds that 80% of anti-trans organizations receive fossil fuel funding. 6127731294
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeJennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims. 8662662243
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I think memorializing someone with a tollway is the best way to truly get the whole state to hate this dead person. 000
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Why are all vape flavors fruity, where the pepperoni mists? meatvapez.com 010
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeKate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say. 260184214481
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeAmerican Civil Liberties Union of Ohio @acluohio.bsky.social · 08/09/2025You have the right to be yourself at your public school, no matter what lawmakers say. 🏳️🌈 210342
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomejourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Powerful Mist for the Whole Family 2754768
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomefoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 25/08/2025"how do I explain this to my kids?" simple. haim saban obtained the rights to pre-existing fight scenes from the sentai series kyoryu sentai zyuranger, and combined it with footage shot for western audiences, to create the multi billion franchise known as power rangers. which we are watching now 211619
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeKelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2025The only James Dobson obit worth reading www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/jame...lgbtqnation.comJames Dobson, massively influential Christian bigot, dies at 89 - LGBTQ NationGood riddance. 3047794
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Driving home when suddenly.. BIGFOOT BENCH!! 021
