Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomePoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Confused 1842114
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I want to root for skyline but all CEOs just have the most punchable faces 020
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass. 1991150043193
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomebeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/07/2026 74161022892
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Those are some Durst-y glasses 020
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Portillos, love the cake shake. Time to upgrade to the boba straw situation though. Gotta drive cake and ice cream through the 6 lane straw highway. 010
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/05/202690% of discontinued foods are lasagna with bubblegum in it but every single discontinued Ben & Jerry’s flavor sounds like the most delicious thing anyone has ever thought of 502096218
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I wrote a message to read dungeon crawler carl, then I saw 3 other people recommend it. So...4th'ing the recommendation. 020
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026So JJ's Bakery are sold in many Meijer stores and they still have pretty decent handpie type things. jjsbakery.com 120
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I want this shirt but replace band names with Little Debbie products. 040
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Do you think it's worse because you used that word, and now stupid ass bots are just trained to grab any media posted after flagging some accounts? 130
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Blurbing Landsman for the democratic socialists is certainly a choice. 010
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I don't think Staples stores should have stayed open on 9/11 120
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I wanna get to the eventual nostalgia for the kinect (it might be here)- turned to suits mistaking that for a renewed interest in motion controls - turns to kinect 3.0 in 2027. 020
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 26/02/2026This is the most bluesky reply. Congrats. 020
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeHarry McKillen @harrymckillen.com · 22/02/2026When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh 01548419
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBasketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 22/02/2026🇺🇸 🏒 🥇 302163368
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsome"fart" @jonhendren.com · 23/02/2026woke up to the email no one ever wants to receive.... 734930
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026Kobe Bryant Mural Includes Graffitied Footnote About Eagle, Colorado 1579999
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014 342901557
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I think this video proves you are a time traveler. That food is 2036, but that oven is 1976. 120
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026When you get excited about discount fruit trays after the super bowl, you realize you do not have what it takes to be president someday. 020
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeSpaceSkeleton Dragon @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Makes me look like a proper amateur www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcZR...youtube.comMeet Jan: A 91-Year-Old Zelda SuperfanYouTube video by Killer Carp 0455
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomeacab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 20/01/2026gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂 11433111
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/01/2026🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔 12475401089
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Even if these eventually come to the US, that's not an automatic "go" to buy one. Your average mechanic can't work on the sensitive parts of an EV, so this is where highly specialized mechanics at your dealership come in. Problem is, there's no dealership infrastructure for this stuff, either. 040
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Whenever college bands play that one song that was at the end of "Requiem for a Dream", I demand all of you to scream "ASS TO ASS" at your TV. Thank you. 010
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I'm 100 percent on team Ned on this idea. Like if you get a tax return back, why wouldn't you want that money back as soon as possible? 070
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeBarry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...defector.comWhat Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | DefectorThis is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the... 3603697748
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 17/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=osxr...youtube.comWe Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You.YouTube video by More Perfect Union 010
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 16/12/2025i just put bbq sauce on corn on the cob and I feel like I wanna make a good funk album now. 030
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 12/12/2025My space heater's app that is mostly in Chinese is advertising a Christmas movie marathon, and I just know it's that time again to put the manger scene in the yard. 020
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Okay so in our clown horror prequel show, how about out of nowhere, one of the kids starts jammin with the jazz band? It'll be a surprise cuz nobody knew he could drum! Remember when the kids in Saved by the bell had a band just for one episode ? Favorite episode easily! 040
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I've deep fried one of these with an orange glaze before. It was .... Edible. 060
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City Handsomelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/11/2025the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain 341461136
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 20/11/2025grist.org/climate-ener...grist.orgThis pig's bacon was delicious. But she’s alive and well.Mission Barns is cultivating pork fat in bioreactors and turning it into meatballs and other products. Honestly, they're pretty darn good. 040
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 15/11/2025The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting. 411424479
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand 749283
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Do you want to meet my Uncle and his family? Gee, I think you'll really like them. They want to meet at the worst restaurant in town at 5am in the morning because that's the only time he can get off work at the prison. 010
Reposted by Ryan AKA River City HandsomeNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla. 221758155
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Isn't Paul Brown Jr VP of player personnel right now ? Would that just mean another fucking Brown is in charge of drafting again? 010
Ryan AKA River City Handsome @ryanspaceburger.bsky.social · 26/10/2025The Google ad for the stupid phone doesn't work cuz I'd much rather have an ice creams than pretend a thing is a person giving advice. That'll never not be dumb and weird. 030
