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Haunted Howse

@ryanhowse.bsky.social
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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.

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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 7h
How I arrived on bluesky
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Twin Peaks It Is Happening Again
Alt: Twin Peaks It Is Happening Again
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 8h
werner herzog speech bubble
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach Intense Look
Alt: Final showdown of The Good The Bad and the Ugly
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never heard this song, I did not know there was Discourse about this song until I loaded up bsky. But also to be clear, I have zero cultural cachet. I simply don't listen to the radio. It's super easy.
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
burning wheel is still up there but right now I'm loving Delta Green (and this is a brag but my homebrew pulpy system kicks ass)
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Dienw Neb @bareroot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hal's comments were very helpful. I do recommend him in his book doctor/editor capacity.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
proof we do indeed live in a fallen world
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what if ed sheeran channels all his emotions about feeling sad and betrayed by making more songs. not so funny now is it
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mulholland Drive (2001)
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
QT with a sword www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6BA...
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The Barbarians (1987): Best Scene
YouTube video by Killermans
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jae Koyanagi @jaekoyanagi.com · 19/09/2026
If you're into Lovecraftian horror, THE BODDICKER LETTERS by @aaronccross.bsky.social is a wonderfully unsettling epistolary novella set in the mythos in the 1920s. Finished it last night and will be ordering myself a print copy
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We just got a new independent bookstore here in my home city. Ordered Mieville's The Rouse and the bookstore owner found and texted me a podcast interview with him! Just top-notch customer service
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminded of the time, many years ago, I interviewed for a job. HR couldn't decide between me and one other applicant, so...they hired an outside consultant. Could've flipped a coin and saved that money, just saying.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Darths and Droids, a screencap webcomic whose premise was 'what if Star Wars was a homebrew ttrpg?' has finished after 19 years and 10 movies. Fun, and the last webcomic on my list that updated regularly. I haven't even seen four of the movies they screencapped but they were enjoyable anyhow!
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/09/2026
god, i was born in the wrong era. imagine being around in the Cambrian period. you could just evolve something simple like shell or legs that nobody had thought of before and coast on that your whole life
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Salmon and Garfunkel
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
me
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Odo and the female changeling from Deep Space Nine
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's almost a thousand episodes between the series; it would be wild if the first episode was the best. I can think of series whose first episode was great but never the best. Well. Maybe Black Mirror has its first episode as the best; its hard to top fucking a pig.
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy 60th Star Trek m.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Fk...
m.youtube.com
Worf and Odo discuss hospitality (DS9: Crossfire)
YouTube video by Heitor Mello
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting? Seriously: imagine off-handedly looking at a headshot and saying "this guy kinda looks like a young Kelsey Grammer, maybe Frasier has a brother" and getting one of the most gifted comedic actors in his generation.
Niles Crane
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who wants to come play that famous game Nongeons & Dragons, 10e. We can get the Mimic's Handbook!
Terrible AI cover of Dungeons and Dragons stating its 10e
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
-It's about your daddy. Bread van crashed into him. They said you'd best hurry home to him, lest he should die all alone. -This is impossible! -It's not impossible. Bread vans crash into people all the time. -I know! That's how me mammy died. If it's the same fecking bread van, I'll kill them!
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif
Marge Simpson saying "Homer please. These boys sound very nice but they're clearly nerds."
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 02/09/2026
My contrarian take on Pluto and planethood is that this is an opportunity to get excited about the whole roster of Dwarf Planets, many of which are named after other mythological figures beyond the Greeks! That's neat! Spare some love for the other 8 dwarf planets!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_p...
Wikipedia infobox with dwarf planets, small images, and dates of discovery: 
Ceres (1801)
Pluto (1930) 
Quaoar (2002) 
Sedna (2003)
Orcus (2004)
Haumea (2004)
Eris (2005) 
Makemake (2005)
Gonggong (2007)
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is perhaps the best piece of journalism i have ever been involved with
How long have you known Alix Harrow?

Wait, that’s her name? 

Yep.
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Tru Skies @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com · 01/09/2026
After a few years of hard work, The Chosen One Con is out now on ebook with paperbacks to follow soon! Available on Kindle, Kobo, Itch and more to come. books2read.com/thechosenone... But of course, I couldn't publish this book without help, and I have a lot of people to thank! 👇
A promo image for The Chosen One Con, out now on Kindle, Kobo, and Itch. It shows the book cover to the Chosen One Con (a young white man in a trench coat holding a glowing blue potion bottle as though trying to steal it) and the following text: Magic spoke to me, whispering promises of fortune and fame. It spoke when I switched on the old MV and the screen came alive with the blue glow of magic, the faint spark and pop of aether flowing through the cables.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
there was a time in later season Columbo when all the murderers would say "Oh you're more clever than you act, Lieutenant," to the point that it was a sincere relief when the murderers from Columbo Goes to College just fell for his schtick absolutely.
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𝒩𝒾𝒸𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈 𝒸 𝒢𝓇𝑒𝓎 @nicolascgrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Took the kids to Coyote vs Acme yesterday, it was exactly as ridiculous as you would hope.
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Morgan K. Bell @morgankbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
some of those that work forces are the same that fuck horses
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"The Dax Symbiont Remembers Past Lovers," pencil on paper, 8 inches by 11 inches.
Dax rests on a rock or something while dreaming of Worf and Dr. McCoy
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