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Haunted Howse

@ryanhowse.bsky.social
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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.

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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
werner herzog speech bubble
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
me
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Odo and the female changeling from Deep Space Nine
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting? Seriously: imagine off-handedly looking at a headshot and saying "this guy kinda looks like a young Kelsey Grammer, maybe Frasier has a brother" and getting one of the most gifted comedic actors in his generation.
Niles Crane
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who wants to come play that famous game Nongeons & Dragons, 10e. We can get the Mimic's Handbook!
Terrible AI cover of Dungeons and Dragons stating its 10e
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif
Marge Simpson saying "Homer please. These boys sound very nice but they're clearly nerds."
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They're introduced to Monty, the wealthy person running this place, who looks like this:
Sir Hiss the snake from Disney's Robin Hood.
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ulysses has a few tough chapters but overall it's not that hard. Finnegan's Wake is, though, so it seems they've been conflated over the years by pop culture. The first pic is Finnegan's Wake. The second, Ulysses. You might not enjoy Ulysses, that's fine, but it's not hard to follow.
And so it all ended. Artha kama dharma moksa. Ask Kavya for the kay. And so everybody heard their plaint and all listened to their plause. The letter! The litter! And the soother the bitther! Of eyebrow pencilled, by lipstipple penned. Borrowing a word and begging the question and stealing tinder and slipping like...

Finnegan's WakeThe carriage heeled over and back, their four trunks swaying. --Corny might have given us a more commodious yoke, Mr Power said. --He might, Mr. Dedalus said, if he hadn't that squint troubling him. Do you follow me? He closed his left eye. Martin Cunningham began to brush away crustcrumbs from under his thigh. --What is this, he said, in the name of God? Crumbs?
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
when austerity hits the Federal Department of Naming Magic Swords
the word 'Slutningsbane'
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Rosebud Frozen Peas:

Country Goodness

Green Peaness
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
People Who Are Doing Their Best in the TMNT font
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh no I'm doing this aren't I?
Finnegan's Wake by James Joyce
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
zombie shakespeare
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day! Watched The Pile of Bones Brass Band play here, the same band that played at our wedding. Local sci-fi author Ed Willett sang O Canada
Brass Band performing on an outdoor stage
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This looks like a fun RPG with a terrible acronym
Fabula Ultima #ttrpg
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Best Star Trek crew correct answers only
The cast of Frasier with Janeway on Star Trek Voyager
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Everybody's on the phone for you. They want you to know they love dolphins. Everybody loves dolphins.
Pamphlet titled Call of the Dolphins
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fake comics about the lockhorns
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Bashir: "Would."
Ego the Living Planet
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Deep Space Nine Title Screen: Bashir Dates A Patient. No, A Different Patient. No, Another Different Patient.
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Deep Space Nine Title Card: Bashir Dates a Patient. No,  A Different Patient. No, Another Different Patient.
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Cover of the Bicycle Thieves but with the main character saying "Dude, Where's My Bicycle?"
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh and while we're on the Star Trek actors in other roles discussion, Leonard Nimoy is in a top 5 Columbo episode, A Stitch in Crime. Shatner is in two episodes as the murderer, both entertaining even if not as good as Nimoy's.
Columbo vs Nimoy
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Star Trek actors in non-Star Trek roles, you say?
Wallace Shawn as Vizzini from The Princess Bridewallace shawn in My Dinner with Andre
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Drop some STAR TREK
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thank you! I'll note that I am currently prepping for Nolan's film by doing a re-read:
James Joyce's Ulysses
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Deep Space 9 Technical Manual
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The shoe from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, alive and well
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy first contact day
A real cool kid in front of a sign that says Federation
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Marty Supreme (2025)
Garak playing table tennis with a tennis racket
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Crocodile Dune-Dee
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I think we can all agree the Oscars this year needed more Sandworm from Dune 2 playing chopsticks
Sandworm from Dune 2 playing chopsticks
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
sometimes they need to express themselves
a beautiful woman holding a cat who is holding a pencil
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Happy Mario Day
Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself "What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?" -Shigeru Miyamoto
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This reminds me that the old Apple map logo recommended driving off the overpass
Apple logo which recommends driving off an overpass
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!
Cover image of Operation Kid Brother, aka OK Connery, a film starring Sean Connery's brother playing James Bond's brother with much of the James Bond supporting cast but not the rights
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It's time!
Vinyl of Final Fantasy music
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
literally the first good askreddit post I've seen
Reddit post: Women of Reddit, what are your honest thoughts on the Bronze Age Collapse and the sudden, mysterious arrival of the Sea Peoples circa 1177 BC?
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, "What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?" Shigeru Miyamoto
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Someone's old enough to get his driver's license today
My cat Thulhu
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
not 'brought back' fully but O'Brien was the most important person in Starfleet history according to LD
miles o'brien statue from lower decks
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Bart Simpson writing "I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS" on a chalkboard
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
dogs playing poker...and they're DRINKING WHISKEY
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Got a spam email from someone purporting to be AARP last week which was especially strange as I am neither American nor retired But maybe they just saw my recent purchases
Columbo and Murder She Wrote DVDs
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Nancy Wheeler in literally any situation
Frank Reynolds from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia with 2 guns on a news show saying "So anyway I started blasting."
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The text in question was likely written with AI
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Post something random or don't I'm not the boss of you
Sisko from DS9 doing the simpsons steamed hams bit:

So I lied. I cheated. I purchased fast food and disguised it as my own cooking.
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A movie that takes place where you're from.
Corner Gas The Movie
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Haunted Howse @ryanhowse.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Scene from DS9 past tense part 2 with Sisko, Bashir, and 2 security guards cosplaying as Ghostbusters
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