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Ryan, from MySpace

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1h
The very concept of yelling at the pope on Twitter is so fucking funny
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 4h
I think we’ve really done a disservice to society with all our zero tolerance for violence bullshit, like sometimes violence is in fact the answer
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 4h
I think a lot of people should know that the men who take glee in the subjugation and harm of women are often exactly like this.
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 4h
No idea when he said this but @iwriteok.bsky.social once said: "violence is not always the answer, but people treat you differently when they know violence is on the table"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 5h
i can quickly and effortlessly solve puzzles intended for two-year-olds
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry to the woke left but I’m thinking of getting donuts
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 5h
Whether it’s Donald Trump asking his budget director to use taxpayer money for TV ads praising him and his presidency or Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard on his hamburger, both men have made unusual requests
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 5h
if the pope wanted to run his mouth about any academic subject in human history, he should've learned to code
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23h
i have been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22h
i'm sorry but if you fell for this you should be required to put a lock on your wallet to avoid the inspector
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
is the cure to male loneliness getting vaxxed?
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from @CircleKPolarPop

"Thinking about the Butthole Survers' previous bandnames"

Below is the wiki section for Also Known As reading:

Abe Lincoln's Bush
Ashtray Babyheads
B.H. Surfers
Dick Clark Five
Ed Asner Is Gay
Fred Astaire's Asshole
The Right To Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole
The Unalienable Right To Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon Musk has broken up with baby mommy 9/10/12/14, announced via Twitter unfollow alert post sponsored by Kalshi
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are trying to bribe the Chicago Pope all wrong, give him a Jibarito instead.
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so funny that they think they can buy the Pope the same way they think they bought the current president
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would imagine Chris Rufo would start doing phrenology if you mentioned the Balkans.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨 smoove rock alarm 🚨
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's exactly where I'm at. Lot of great names in the original thread.
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ahhh, thank you! That makes sense.
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd toss Lauryn Hill in there too, that's tough.
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
.... Bon Jovi? Is he from Jersey?
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pyros gunna pyro, glad they lived to tell us the difference lol
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lmao yesssssss
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's always those you most suspect.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This sucks for many reasons. But I think it's worth emphasizing how selfish and duplicitous it is to go work with a public-facing, community-focused media org like MinnMax without disclosing this part of your past to them. (MinnMax confirmed to me they were not told.) Please support them if you can
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@booksandbows.bsky.social what I get for talking shit about the orange 😭
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t trust the mainstream media, but I feel like the primary alternate model, getting the news from the posts of a 14 year-old Romanian schizophrenic shitposter named “G00n3R the Swamp Pervert,” is not necessarily a superior alternative.
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sat here asking myself wtf the word “whalefall” even means and then my brain came up with the phrase “hot whale fall,” as in, a pretty whale in natural makeup and flannel walking in the park with a PSL, living her best life. You’re iconic and don’t let anyone tell you different, Caitlin Orca.
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that was a hell of a post to read lol
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 01/10/2026
The legal academy must be burned to the ground
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh 👀 Goggins and Jordan on the screen together will be interesting.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly
i dont know how to describe this except its a dune poster and it is a phallic thing that looks like a vibrator
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is some shit Evil Clippy would say
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here.
New York Times homepage link reading: 
FRANK BRUNI AND BRET STEPHENS:
Behold the Paragons of Rank Incompetence
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fly on the wall in there is going to commit seppuku
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just want to put these people in a room with the staff of the ADL and then lock the door and never open it.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Ryan, from MySpace @ryanfrommyspace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goddamn Cubs...
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh man, they’re never going to let Gronk join USAA.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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