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Rusty B

@rustybcomedy.bsky.social
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Stand up comedian 🔞

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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I tend not to care too much about politics these days, not so much head in the sand as I have my principles and wants - however, when I go on Twitter and see the Right petitioning for the UK to be a US state, then I know I am still left and I am still batting for the team with all its marbles.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Well I think you do need my negativity in your life right now
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Even though it’s owned by a megalomaniac and there’s far too much disinformation on there, Twitter is still way better than Bluesky. Plus, you can see the “clicks” on here, the schoolyard bullies who decide if you make it or not.
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
[First Date] Me: *pulls dates chair out* Date: *falls to the fall* Waiter: *fist pumps me*
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My plants might be dead, but at least I remember to water the fish.
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Someone said that BlueSky users are already coming up with ways to abbreviate the name of the app. I call BS.
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
bestie: i did something stupid. me: ok, do you need me to bring ice cream or a body bag?
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Me: [Licks finger] Stranger: Me: [turns page of strangers book on the train]
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
How the Right-Wing have sex…
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Jake Paul is going to fight my dick next because that also hasn’t seen any action for years and is wrinkly as fuck.
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I once caught my dog frantically running around my Mum and Dad’s bed, and barking because they were shagging. Would watch that again before I watch Jake Paul and Mike Tyson “fight” again.
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Well that was definitely a free boxing match
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Getting older is just a lot of fond memories of shit that made you mad at the time.
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
look, i can either be funny or mentally stable. you can’t have both.
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I hope if I am ever in the woods evading a murderer, that my senses are as sharp as my dog hearing a packet of crisps open whilst he’s asleep.
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marlasinger3.bsky.social @marlasinger3.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
How does one become uninformed, like are there classes I can take?
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Manager: *answers phone* Hello, Hide and Seek adventure centre, how may I help you? Liam Neeson: I will find you… Manager: Not again *hangs up*
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I feel like an exchange student and nobody wants to get to know me as they just think “what’s the point?! You’re just going back to Twitter eventually anyway.”
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K @kabeana.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
dance with me in the midnight rain
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
I’m the only person from twitter that everyone liked.
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EkaBakie @noekaonlyzuul.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The national anthem is being replaced with Yakety Sax
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aka Elynnbarstar @elynnbarstar.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
That comforter is from Target. -me watching porn
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Apparently, if you scream into a pillow at Target, you have to buy it.
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Someone said that BlueSky users are already coming up with ways to abbreviate the name of the app. I call BS.
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No Trick or Treat Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - the Oscar Mayer jingle - 9 digits of pi - dril's tweet about shrinking into a corncob
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will (creature) @ghostdraculas.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
This account is now sponsored by the Woods™. The Woods™: "Go ahead and go in 'em. Don't even...don't even worry about it."
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Katie @themilkwitch.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Tough guy: you wanna take this outside? Me: is it nice out? Tough guy: kind of cold and rainy Me: can we just fight here then?
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Do you talk to the TV? I’m getting worried because I’ve become passive aggressive with it.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
The moon is looking a bit pale today It's probably going through a difficult phase
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 28/10/2024
Hey Microsoft Word, fuck your cloud. Save to my hard drive.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 12/11/2024
hello and welcome to the 1M people that have joined Bluesky in the last week!!!
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fleep 🐬🌊 @fleep.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
My special talent is staying out of your way. Was I in your way today? No. You're welcome.
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nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
this relationship could’ve been an email
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Here’s me being silly/funny - if you would all like to share it around and stuff. Thanks.
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Rusty B @rustybcomedy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Is this the start of a social media evolution and exodus from Twitter(X) or will we all be bored in 14 days time?
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