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Russell Miller

@russellisthename.bsky.social
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Mostly here for the brauts

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my first act as director of illinois public health will be to outlaw the transfer of michael myers to new facilities on halloween night
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 23h
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18h
I was about to post about how much I hate WebP as a format but then remembered the creator gets really butthurt when you shit talk WebP p.s. if they can see this: WebP SUCKS ASS, DUDE
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Russell Miller @russellisthename.bsky.social · 17h
Newcastle United time as being the lone bright spot in the Saudi PIF's portfolio at the current moment has dreadfully come to a pathetic end at Coventry tonight
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 08/10/2026
Justin Penik @JustinPenik

Excited for the Yankees to have a stretch where they look unstoppable, then struggle heavily during the summer. Then have one good round of the postseason and then look abysmal in another and then the season will end. Every year. Same story. Baseball! 10:10 AM

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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has to be BYU
Michael Wilbon on “Pardon The Interruption” with the displayed question “Most impressive LDS team thus far?”
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/10/2026
Oriole Bird Laid Off
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It always makes me feel really excluded how hot people all hang out with each other
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay saw I saw this from a guy who works at cbs, apparently it's because it's literally cheaper to just book ads during a national game than it is to do it on a local station in Texas
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the definitive tweet of 2020s TV
Surf Dracula tweet 
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Russell Miller @russellisthename.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zidane is the talisman that France has been missing since 2018
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With the merging of these two iconic companies, Skydance is ready to soar into the future!
The Hindenburg explosion
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pope’s team advancing out of the wild card series while the Franciscans are taking care of the crosstown team … this is true coalition building
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
A GROWN ADULT WITH THE SAME RIGHTS AS YOU: (clapping hands) haha! Wow! Yes!
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Russell Miller @russellisthename.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pearl Jam Fall is almost upon the masses with ripped cutoffs and cozy flannel sweaters
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/09/2026
idk what emotion exactly this made me feel but i know it was intense and i know ive never felt it before
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're losing the war you started for no reason, dumbass.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 30/09/2026
everything is very dumb and very funny
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
Mario Lopez & @mariolopezviva
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Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set.
If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I'm grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You'll always be part of our Bayside family.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Right as Laura Rutledge explains Donald Trump's presence leading to communication issues for Texas and Tennessee, the ABC audio becomes a mess. Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreit try to deliver the play-by-play in a painful listen for ABC viewers. 🏈🎙️😵‍💫
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 14/09/2026
None of this covers the real real reason. Twenty years ago, gigs were cheap promotional tools to sell expensive records. Now most people listen to music via streaming and don't buy it, records are free promotional tools for expensive gig tickets.
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Russell Miller @russellisthename.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dan Lanning repeatedly not beating those FAKE DEMON allegations
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AI can’t become the first team to snap a double-digit losing streak by beating a top ten team, Go Pokes
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sep 11th 2001 - Neo's passport expires. 📽️📅 The Matrix (1999)
1 Screenshot from the movie "The Matrix" (1999): First, a close-up of Thomas A. Anderson’s United States passport, showing his photo and personal details, including a birth date of 13 September 1971 and an expiration date of 11 September 2001.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kids are learning about ancient Egypt so HAD to show them this video with their grandma Iman. 😂❤️
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♾️ UNCAИИY (they/them) VundaHalloweenathon Edition 🎃 @uncanny305.bandcamp.com · 11/09/2026
Let this be a lesson. Next time you see a report that someone is sitting at home waiting for creative and think "HOW COULD THEY HAVE NOTHING FOR THIS GUY?" Know that you have absolutely no idea what's going on behind the scenes. And the answer could be something you couldn't possibly imagine... 🤼‍♂️
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You never want to have to make this sort of announcement but I have also given Hunter Biden your email address. He said he wouldn't do anything weird with it though.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Announcing that your have a meeting to consider expelling LSU feels like a bad idea because either you A) expel them, which would be expensive and make the SEC worse B) make it clear you have no intention of expelling them, taking the nuclear option off the table
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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Russell Miller @russellisthename.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
my favorite tv show is on
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
fetterman not wanting to go to a 3-hour funeral for a cop is the only relatable thing i have ever heard about him
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thekla babyfacing herself by being a cool drunk auntie is the best thing
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is an ESPN-centric issue and it's been going on for years
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't think people understand how rights deals inform programming: The SEC approves all talent/guests/content appearing on SECN, run by ESPN. Pro leagues can veto talent/guests/content on certain "shoulder" in-studio and gameday programs.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rick Brunson googling “if i flush cash down toilet will toilet clog reddit”
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Andy Dehnart @andydehnart.com · 02/09/2026
Does anyone actually want any of these things? Please let me know if any of these bring you joy: 1. Podcasts on Netflix 2. Video podcasts: celebs in a studio edition 3. Video podcasts: dead-eyed podcaster staring into Zoom edition 4. AI-generated video 5. Measles
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Russell Miller @russellisthename.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Monaco is known for card games but playing three card monty on yourself is a new level of stupidity
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/09/2026
This game is going to make a trillion dollars
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Bay Area Current @bayareacurrent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People love to shit in Waymo cars... and more. We know because we spoke with one of the workers paid to clean them. bayareacurrent.com/theres-a-lot...
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“There’s a lot of cleaning up poop”: A Depot Worker on the Human Labor Behind Waymo’s “Autonomous” Vehicles
Human feces isn’t even the nastiest thing they’ve found in the backseat.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
See this is what an actual good QB posts like
Joey Burrow &
@JoeyB
Pootie Tang is a great all time film
2:49 PM • Jul 15, 2013
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mad Men is also a show about how generations of people have been screwing up their lives in New York so bad that they have to move to LA
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wrestling it gets you in the feels, man 🥹 #AEWAllIn 🤼
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just making a totally normal adult man purchase of Anne Hathaway's corpse in a box.
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Rick Porter @rickporter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dr. Doom walking toward you, and the text says
I AM NOT
Rewatching all that
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