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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
At least a couple of times a season, I find myself wondering how it could be possible that a center as old as Andre Drummond is still in the league, only to look it up and see that he is 32 years old, a fact that seems to stand in defiance of all I understand about linear time.
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/09/2025
Imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Lamar Jackson by himself. Now imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Derrick Henry by himself. They are very different guys. Unless they are Venom
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
My preferred outcome is that the entire Belichick situation becomes funnier and funnier and so far so good
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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Famous Rams Saints no PI call game
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
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Sam 🐈‍⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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Neely O'Horror @feminaridens.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
never seen anyone that looks more like the living embodiment of a ren & stimpy close-up than rfk jr
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Anne Thériault @annetheriault.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I am rooting for Milwaukee in the Cup final on the principle that OKC does not deserve to raise any banners - even this one - until Seattle gets the Sonics back again.
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Bela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Me: they have EVERYTHING Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo Me: you're never gonna believe this
Store front with adult novelties bjork albums magic and Pokémon and airsoft guns
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anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
*door in my house opens on its own* me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
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Thom Gibbs @thomgibbs.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
my plan to save the democratic party is to ask people what their favorite episode of the west wing is and if they have an answer they are banned from leadership positions at the dnc
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 30/09/2024
This is the fundamental paradox of AI: if it's actually helping you, there is no way to know when it is no longer helping you. Put another way: if you can supervise it effectively enough to catch its mistakes, you probably didn't need it in the first place.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
I like that George RR Martin gave his royal house a name that makes them sound Armenian but offset it by making them the least Armenian-looking people possible
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
carrots look pretty happy despite their underground existence but potatoes seem to be possessed by a dread chthonic melancholy, the melancholy of a creature that has known nothing but filth and darkness
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 27/10/2023
Why is Wilford Brimley grizzled French Mario in Hard Target
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
imo every sport, not just professional wrestling, would benefit from having an Undertaker-like figure. A player whose backstory is that they’ve returned from the dead, and they draw their power from a mysterious urn
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
Minneapolis Journal, 11/28/1905: “Two loads of hay went east on Main street just before eating time today. A man stood on the corner by the National bank for an hour and a half this afternoon.”
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