Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is such a friggin bummer to be listening to something about the fundamental human stuff — like Heavyweight — and hear AI ad after AI ad during the breaks. Those companies value the opposite of what you value!!! 100
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026a friend just sent me this absolutely incredible artifact in a Whole Foods 010
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If Zohran fixes Exit 31, I’m pretty sure he could become lifetime mayor. 100
Reposted by Stephen LurieAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down... 724355644
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yes other subway systems experience delays, but only in the richest city in the history of humankind do we experience such an absolutely deranged variety of delays, for really no reason other than decades of institutional rot 😎😎😎 110
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026instead of using AI, could you ask a friend? luriethereal.substack.com/p/the-friend... 000
Reposted by Stephen Lurieweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107222532
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026came up with “one weird trick” to help normal people figure out their AI use — hope it helps!!! luriethereal.substack.com/p/the-friend... 000
Reposted by Stephen Luriejon christian @jonchristian.net · 27/09/2026babe wake up we're vaping B12s now 1119328
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A month ago while watching Furious (2026), I saw a post on here about a five person fight scene and thought “wow that’s an unexpected direction for this show!” and then, last night, I watched The Furious (2025) and reached enlightenment. 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I kept on reading this as an outlet grasping to break news, but no, this is an outlet referring to itself as a person who read another outlet 010
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Truly crazy how fast the “AI is actually good for people loving their best lives!!” talking points disappeared once the companies realizes they could just sell cost-cutting to bosses and slop to people 011
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Student Evil -> Resident Evil -> Fellow Evil -> Attending Evil 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the mythical swing voter IS out there and is driving the Blue Lives Matter x Mental Health Matters Volkswagen 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There is a truck (among many!) in my neighborhood that’s been illegally parked for ~6 months, half blocking bike lane. 311 reports & CM help goes nowhere — DSNY says truck is too big for them and refers to NYPD, who hasn’t removed. Anyone know how to solve this?? @transalt.org @nyc.streetsblog.org 200
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026starting a new philanthropy where we give microgrants to…millionaires…so that they…actually vote? 000
Reposted by Stephen LurieStephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In light of this week’s news @jewishcurrents.bsky.social that some Jewish schools are sending their students to protest the mayor, I’ve updated the chart. You’ll be surprised to hear, however, they didn’t protest Eric Adams! jewishcurrents.org/jewish-high-... 001
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In light of this week’s news @jewishcurrents.bsky.social that some Jewish schools are sending their students to protest the mayor, I’ve updated the chart. You’ll be surprised to hear, however, they didn’t protest Eric Adams! jewishcurrents.org/jewish-high-... 001
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a shanda among shandas, a pure disgrace jewishcurrents.org/jewish-high-...jewishcurrents.orgJewish High Schools Will Send Kids to Rally Outside Mamdani’s HouseLeaders are using students as “protest pawns,” critics say. 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🎶 So we put our hands up 🎶 Like Ed Sheeran can’t hold us 🎶 Like Ed Sheeran can’t hold us 020
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026pretty wild that in a society that otherwise idealizes law enforcement we’ve also completely normalized a vast counterintelligence operation against the enforcement of law! 120
Reposted by Stephen LurieDavid Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's Monday, so a deeply compromised Kirsten Gillibrand is trying to enable Trump fraud www.politico.com/live-updates...politico.comGillibrand privately urges Dems to advance crypto billSen. Kirsten Gillibrand's posture on the legislation puts her at odds with progressives in her party. 55900295
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m at the data center I’m at my newly renovated home I’m at the combination — wait you’re telling me I live in a partitioned square of a windowless warehouse 010
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For every +1 decade of age, the earliest hour of Texting With the Fellas* reduces by -1 *gender neutral 001
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the left (derogatory) vs. liberals (also derogatory) 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026much more mundane is the very real, present, terrible effect of AI stopping people from asking their friends for help 010
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if “wokeness” is maligned as persnickety, doctrinaire commitment to a myth in the face of the real world around us…well that’s a pretty good description of Trump Worship! 000
Reposted by Stephen LurieWilliam Lawrence @wewill2026.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We’re doing politics differently—and that doesn’t change after election day. My priority is putting the people of Mid Michigan first, and @nytimes.com captured me in the district doing that. Our campaign is about making life better for Michiganders, not enriching politicians and billionaires. 11810
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026we bandy about “humiliation ritual” but using the coaching teams at the US Open as billboards for dog food/mattresses/AI grifts is truly humbling stuff 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Should Christian Politicians Attend Thanksgiving Day Parades? A Violent History Raises Questions 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the fella personality test is which combination of these apps you have — RaRe (nepo hedonist), SuSt (tech optimizer), RaSu (adjunct prof), ReStRa (gen z), etc. 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026people saying “sending all my love”… like … shouldn’t you keep some in the strategic reserve? 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Content Industrial Complex has gravely injured serendipity 110
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026yea sure make up the whole thing who the fuck cares what’s the point of living even 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026had no idea “highbrow” was literally about brows as in race science of head shapes 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026no one who uses the phrase “looking for my partner in crime” has ever engaged in a criminal conspiracy smdh how do they think that works 010
Reposted by Stephen Luriemtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It's bizarre but telling that the media pushes the "Dem candidates have an antisemitism problem" when Republican candidates are unironically doing the "my grandad died in world war 2 he fell out of a guard tower" joke. 181806369
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026whom amongst us can stop barack obama from posting on linkedin 111
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I think we should all get credit for thinking about chores in the same way that congresspeople get credit for introducing bills 010
Reposted by Stephen LurieEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The Simon Wiesenthal Center *literally blessed* Donald Trump while he was ushering Nazis into the government. The organization condemned anti-fascist Jews for using a Yiddish anti-fascist slogan. To pretend they represent anything but a fascist fringe is absurd. 182627563
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Excited to announce I am bringing back the 90s newsletter — produced in the original WordPerfect and printed on trifold orange, purple, or green paper. Chock-full of local happenings of minimal importance. You can only get it at the book fair or front desk or, this time, by paying me $30/month. 000
Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Q: What’s the term in India for when a cyclist is experiencing an equipment problem? . . . . . . . . A: Sag Pannier 100