Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going through my mom's closets (she passed away recently) and found a horde of these boxes of anti-anthrax tablets from the 2001 anthrax scare 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am all in for Palestine but my buddy is now pumping Macklemore and Ms Rachel at the pub he bartends at 150
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Neal Stephenson in 1992 thinking "In the future some assholes are gonna walk around covered in wearable AR recording equipment, I gotta invent a slur for them" and then writing "Gargoyles" into Snow Crash 120
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I've found any subculture that welcomes furries tends to be kind and open minded. This is why the overlook hotel 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Alright this is a phenomenal bit @cheekface.bsky.social 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Laptop magnets they're like fridge magnets but for your laptop 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Aspiring to a Mitch McConnell-style software engineering job (show up to work once every three months zonked off my gourd to prove I'm alive) 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But the turtle scene in The Troop by Nick Cutter, also I remember being on a dorm toilet unable to bring myself to turn the page of The Shining. 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Something is Killing the Children managed to pull off a jump scare in a print medium 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Regrettably "Thrift Shop" is the new "La Marseillaise" 031
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you believe in yourself, strollers are basically large format tech decks with babies in them 000
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 10/09/2026PSA that if your crew shows up at hibachi and it's none of your birthdays it throws a huge wrench in the works. There were like three bits that had the guy bringing up the birthday person. At one point he started singing happy birthday and just committed to it with "happy birthday to NOBODY" 040
Reposted by Bela LugoatseNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Monday, September 07,1953 3876921115
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 06/09/2026*believes he will raise his kid to have the right relationship with screen time* *calls shitting without your phone a "90s poop"* 080
Reposted by Bela LugoatseCharlatanposting @questionposting.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Most versions of Superman: “Be kind. Do good for others. Show compassion.” Golden Age Superman: 07620
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I will not hear any slander of James Patterson, inventor of the BookShot™ (a work of fiction intermediate in length and complexity between a short story and a novel) 000
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We need to put John Waters (Born April 22, 1946) under 24-hour observation until another celebrity dies 060
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Remembering when Dolly Parton tailored her choir robe 080
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When not online dudes start talking about alphas and betas and you have to spend your whole willpower not shoehorning something in about omegas 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/08/2026*explaining the en passant* If an enemy pawn crosses through your pawn's attack range at a sprint, you have the option to perform an attack of opportunity. 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I lived it: my gastroenterologist told me to go off dairy entirely for a month and then acted annoyed when I was dramatic about it!! 010
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The dude at Instagram who decided posts couldn't link to other sites must have done at least as much damage to American brains as, say, the inventor of leaded gasoline 050
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I don't level this criticism lightly but The Odyssey is literally unwatchable 010
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Look I'm glad they didn't but just from a career perspective Aerosmith would be doing so much better if they had pivoted alt-right 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The only "maxxing" I do happens between "chilling out" and "relaxing all cool" 042
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Walked in my parents watching this after bedtime when I was three and it took me like sixteen years, when I stumbled upon it again, to realize it wasn't a horrible dream that burned into my brain but was instead a movie from the 80s 010
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's so funny that Mitch McConnell is spending his last remaining months beset at all times by paparazzi waiting to catch the moment when It Happens. Dude is being stalked by chain smoking ravens. 1202
Reposted by Bela LugoatseNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955 273108625
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 15/07/2026More days when I can watch the besutfiful sunrise 030
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Walking into random meetings at work and saying "I'm bored what are you guys working on" like it's college 120
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Why didn't Zohran pledge to build some sort of dome 020
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Craigslist missed connections the woman who blocked traffic walking up the Penn Station subway steps as slowly as possible because she was playing Mario Party solo on her Switch 010
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Still can't get over the sex scene in Mandalorian and Grogu they really went for it 130
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Please just type "Baby Doc" into Google please I'm not even asking you to open a book 030
Reposted by Bela LugoatseAria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 20/06/202634 YEAR OLD WOMAN AT ANIME CON HOTEL PARTY: you sound pretty passionate about that jax character. you know, when i was your age we had similar arguments about a different character, we called it "vriscourse" 22 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO DIDN'T KNOW SOJU WAS THAT STRONG: could yuo push me down the stairs,, 2454631718
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We all owe an immense debt of gratitude to the witch who made us collectively forget about Aerosmith 160
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/06/2026As New York finally extrudes Dan Goldman from its political colon, let's remember how he got here: By asking his parents to call their best friends at the Times and write an endorsement because he couldn't beat @yuhline.bsky.social with his immense personal fortune alonetheintercept.comNew York Times Faces Backlash Over Dan Goldman Endorsement DebacleThere are ties between the families of Goldman and New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger, who took an interest in the endorsement. 24310
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Just reached [S] Cascade on my latest reread and it is time to acknowledge that Homestuck was, by far, the most important thing to happen in the 21st century. 170
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Wow New York City is so great, it's so wonderful living here. Now to take a big sip of coffee and find out how my DC friends are doing 030
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Trader Joe's earned billions of dollars by introducing tutorial tooltips to supermarkets. Slapping a sign up next to a tray of cut celery and carrots reading "no need to dry swallow, you can dip these bad boys!" 040
Bela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You've caught me at a very New York time in my life 040
